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Arthur Morgan has some interesting habits.

Only one puff of a cigar or cigarette, only three sips of coffee before he dumps the rest, only eats his tinned food cold, only eats his cooked game straight off the same hunting knife he kills with, hell- the guy swallows his chewing tobacco. He's a mystery for sure.

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Clark: *Laying face down on the floor* Lois: So Bruce said he liked you? Clark, muffled: Yeah Diana: ...and you asked him to marry you? Clark: Yeah Lois: Oh shit. How did he react? Clark: Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more *Meanwhile* Bruce, kicking in the door to the Manor: Kids, Alfred! Holy shit I'm gonna get married!

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This came to me in a vision at 3 AM. Mr. 0-100 Charles Smith. I love him so bad.

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help

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Can someone please explain the Mary Winchester hate? Cus I don’t understand why she is hated, did I miss something?

#mary winchester #supernatural #spn #Winchester #impala #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #destiel

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Arthur: I can't believe Sean's dead.

Dutch: Arthur, move on! That was twenty minutes ago!

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Bruce being haunted by the ghost of his mother except it’s only when he’s not keeping Kosher.

Bruce, eating a cheeseburger at 3 in the morning, bleeding out: hrgh. borger…

Martha Wayne, Jewish mother and ghost: Bruce Thomas Wayne, what do you think you’re doing?!

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hc that pink kryptonite has no effect on clark or kara because kryptonians are naturally bisexual. lex tries to wave some in his face and it's like

lex: does batman seem...handsome to you clark: yes lex: clark: lex: i mean....more handsome than usual, perhaps clark: lex: clark: lex do you have a crush on batman

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arthur and dutch

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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

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*Arthur is stealing a stagecoach*

Charles: Have you done this before?

Arthur: It was the only way to get home sometimes when I lost all my money playing Texas Hold 'em. I know it was wrong. I was young. I was stupid.

Arthur: But what do you really know when you're seven?

Charles: Stealing coaches at the age of seven?! Why didn't you take the train?

Arthur: Steal a train? I was seven! Just wasn't up to it!

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Dutch: so... Arthur and Charles?

Dutch: is there anyone in this gang who likes women?

Sadie: *raises hand*

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from the bottom of my fucking heart. how are we supposed to live under these conditions.

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where in the HELL did that horse come from

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What I think each batfamily member would get arrested for

Bruce Wayne: Public consumption of alcohol. It’s entirely deliberate, and he hasn’t actually swallowed a drop. He put just enough in his mouth to make his breath reek, then spat it out. He’s covering up the fact that Clark Kent was seen coming out of his window.

Dick Grayson: aggravated assault.

Jason Todd: a lot of people think he’d get arrested for murder, but there’s no way he’d let himself get caught like that, not as Jason. He’d get arrested for threatening a police officer.

Tim Drake: at first, i thought he’d get arrested for tax evasion, but then I realized he would literally never get caught committing tax evasion. He’s either manslaughter or loitering, no in between.

Damian Wayne: Younger: assault with a deadly weapon. Older: Vandalism.

Duke Thomas: Disturbing the peace. No I will not be elaborating on that.

Cassandra Cain: She wouldn’t. Not that she wouldn’t commit a crime, she just wouldn’t get arrested.

Stephanie Brown: Littering. She started throwing glitter at things because she thought it would be funny.

Alfred Pennyworth: First degree murder.