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i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.

i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING  WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……

southern europe is burning. 

my country is burning.

people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.

yesterday my country had 300 active fires.

people are losing EVERYTHING they own.

i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.

and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish. 

i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately. 

but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?

again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves: 

An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete

Torneros de Jamuz, Spain

Duca, Croatia

A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste

Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios

Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.

Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece

Portugal

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So I’ve been trying to write a book. Here’s the prologue. Please tell me what y'all think

Twin Brothers

“Ah, it’s been awhile since I’ve sat on you like this huh bro?” He struggled to get me off of sitting on his back to no avail.

“Yeah it’s been 19 years since we did something like this.” He said after calming down a little. “So how have you been, I mean besides what’s going on right now of course.”

“Well my wife is raising Martin in Kentucky now so that’s new to you. Oh, and Ben caught more mice than Sam did.”

“Really! More than Sam? That’s incredible!”

“Not really. Anyways, how about you little brother. What’s been going on with you?”

“Well I got married myself to the most beautiful women in the world, Kayla.”

“Congratulations bro! I knew you had it in you. Wish I could’ve been there, but work is work you know.”

“Yeah, but hey what are you gonna do, besides what you’re doing. Also, mom just turned eighty one last month so that’s also new.”

“I haven’t forgotten mom’s birthday but I always forget her age which is weird.”

“Yeah but hey can you get off me and wake up the other two so we can get back to what we were doing before you knocked them out?”

“Hmm, nah. Don’t wanna. I could just kill all of you now or I could kick y'all out. Which would rather have?”

“Just kick us out this time. You must admit we got pretty far this time for our second attempt. We still got one more attempt left. Just knock me out and send us away. I’ll get you next time Damian. We miss you.”

“I miss you all Dustin. You and our two sleepy head brothers over there. If only we weren’t destined to have each other pointed at each other’s throats. Good night brother, I’ll put you far away but somewhere comfortable.”

“Thanks Damian, I appreciate it. Good bye, demon king.”

“Goodbye, holy hero. Kill me next time or perish trying.” With a quick hit and Dustin was out cold like our brothers.

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So I've been trying to write a book. Here's the prologue. Please tell me what y'all think

Twin Brothers

“Ah, it's been awhile since I’ve sat on you like this huh bro?” He struggled to get me off of sitting on his back to no avail.

“Yeah it's been 19 years since we did something like this.” He said after calming down a little. “So how have you been, I mean besides what's going on right now of course.”

“Well my wife is raising Martin in Kentucky now so that's new to you. Oh, and Ben caught more mice than Sam did.”

“Really! More than Sam? That's incredible!”

“Not really. Anyways, how about you little brother. What's been going on with you?”

“Well I got married myself to the most beautiful women in the world, Kayla.”

“Congratulations bro! I knew you had it in you. Wish I could've been there, but work is work you know.”

“Yeah, but hey what are you gonna do, besides what you're doing. Also, mom just turned eighty one last month so that's also new.”

“I haven't forgotten mom's birthday but I always forget her age which is weird.”

“Yeah but hey can you get off me and wake up the other two so we can get back to what we were doing before you knocked them out?”

“Hmm, nah. Don't wanna. I could just kill all of you now or I could kick y'all out. Which would rather have?”

“Just kick us out this time. You must admit we got pretty far this time for our second attempt. We still got one more attempt left. Just knock me out and send us away. I'll get you next time Damian. We miss you.”

“I miss you all Dustin. You and our two sleepy head brothers over there. If only we weren't destined to have each other pointed at each other's throats. Good night brother, I'll put you far away but somewhere comfortable.”

“Thanks Damian, I appreciate it. Good bye, demon king.”

“Goodbye, holy hero. Kill me next time or perish trying.” With a quick hit and Dustin was out cold like our brothers.

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I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

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Just imagine

Uncle Rick running out of ideas for Percy Jackson and crew and decides to look to Tumblr for inspiration

#percy jackson #pjo #rick riordan #hoo #it's 12 in the morning and I'm bored #no sleep

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heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

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It's really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

Like, this is Loki

And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

This is Castiel

And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

Simple

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PLEASE Share this!!! WRITTEN BY A COP: Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one’s life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, & everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you… Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won’t see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives. 4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR , LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location. 5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage: A.) Be aware:look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor , and in the back seat. B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.) 6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!) 7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern! 8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked ‘for help’ into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim. 9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.. The police told her ‘Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..’ The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, ‘We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.’ He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby’s cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby.. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby’s cries outside their doors when they’re home alone at night. 10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack. Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors! Please pass this on This post should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America ‘s Most Wanted when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana I’d like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle.. I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well. Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better to be safe than sorry.. Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one’s life.

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Soldier-76: I got you in my-

Reaper: Yes, in your sights, we get it after keep saying that over and over again.

Soldier-76: Oh look who’s talking Mr. Die Die Die.

Reaper: Hey, at least it’s better than those two’s ‘Let’s drop the beat’ and 'Nerf this’. (Points to Lucio and D.Va)

D.Va: What did you just say?!

Lúcio: Yeah, what’s wrong with 'Let’s drop the beat’. Sure 'Nerf this’ is stupid but at least mine sounds much better.

D.Va: Excuse me?!

Lúcio: Oh you and I both know that saying of yours is ridiculous.

D.Va: At least I don’t say 'High noon’ like some old western man who can’t let go of the past. (D.Va pointing to McCree)

McCree: What did you just say, at least when I face my enemies I speak to them in a language they damn understand.

Genji: How dare you.

Hanzo: Shame on you.

McCree: Oh why don’t you Ryuga ga waga teki go fuck yourself.

Hanzo: Why you-

Genji: *Chuckles* You have to admit that is somewhat funny.

Hanzo: I don’t need this from someone less than a man.

Genji: Oh! Oh you’re going there you son of a-

Hanzo: We share the same mother.

Genji: *Growls in rage*

Mei: Come on everyone, there’s no need to fight.

Genji: I don’t need to hear that from a person with no fighting skills other than to let a robot freeze everyone in a vicinity.

Mei: Don’t you be mean to her. *Holds the sad drone in her hands*

Pharah: Everyone, enough! There is no justice in this pointless squabble.

Junkrat: Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be raining from above.

Pharah: I don’t need to take this back talk from someone who uses a tractor tire as a weapon.

Junkrat: Wut didja just say about my bomb, I’ll blow you up!

Zarya: You’re all squabbling like little children, letting just a few words get to you, how pathet-

Bastion: Random beeping noise.

Zarya: What did you just say! Oh it’s on!

Everyone: (Shouting their ultimate at the same time)

(Off to the side everyone else who weren’t in the argument was just watching on with a blank expression on their faces as several explosions appeared off screen. Soon the explosions died down to nothing as everyone just stared at the carnage wrought on by the others who were all dead now. Everyone who witnessed this slowly turned to Mercy who was face palming)

Mercy: (Lets out tired sigh) A doctor’s work is never done (Stares at the X12 teammate down) Heroes (Sigh) Heroes never die

Submitted by Silentshadow01

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Honor thy legacy… —– Comic by @leftnipsdoodles Mercy courtesy of the incredibly talented @thegoombs Other Voices by Me!

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headcanon that when jason and percy first kiss they both pull the fuck away because “hOLY HERA JACKSON YOUR MOUTH’S SALTIER THAN A NIKE KID WHO JUST LOST” and “goDS OF OLYMPUS CALM DOWN GRACE YOU’RE TURNING INTO PIKACHU”

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Always.