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I don't ;)

How was you day?

Really good, but I’m missing my bro @pan-the-pan :(

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It better have >;[

How was you day?

Really good, but I’m missing my bro @pan-the-pan :(

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I want a divorce

How was you day?

Really good, but I’m missing my bro @pan-the-pan :(

#I'm keeping the kids

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become the old forest god with light in its seven pupilless eyes and shadows of long-gone animals playing around its flower-crowned coat that you always wished to be abducted by as a child

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Non-Alcoholic cool potion recipe:

1 bottle of ur fav Gatorade or Juice of your choice

A splash of ur fav energy drink (optional)

Luster dust (cake decorating kind) to preferred shimmer

A cool bottle

Combine to become a wizard instantly

These are great for cons for hyrdrating while on “brand”

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Be a maenad

Self care is running through the forest screaming, naked and drunk, ripping apart anything that gets in your way.

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i am laying under piles of moss. ive been there for centuries and i am part of foliage in the woodland now. i have been sleeping for so long. 

hozier, the resident woodland saytr, playing his pan pipes: get the fuck up 

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#babe <3

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P a n

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N

before talkin shit on straight men maybe try talking to some for a period of more than five minutes at a time cause all y’all treat straight men on this website like incels treat women

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The fact that its been 24 years and I havent been stolen away by some forest god is hugely disappointing.

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Poseidon: bein on Olympus as long as I have you develop thick skin

Odysseus *on his way home*: navy blue is *not* your colour

Poseidon *preparing to make sure Odysseus doesn’t come for literal years*: nAVY BLUE BRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK

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you know what? you’re right, pan people don’t exist. we're actually all greek gods of the wild. we’re half goat, we instill widespread panic, screeching at others is our best defense, we do not like to be woken up from our midday naps, we enjoy music and merrily dancing about, we are particularly fond of noise and riots, and you may worship us in your local caves. thank you for your time.

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I mean I'm greek which already makes me older than you :/ but I have a head of curly *brown* hair

Are pandas named after you

Idk,,,, probably tbh

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Awww ily

Sorry I wasn’t active this pride month I was partying in the forest and getting ready for wrath month

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Are pandas named after you

Idk,,,, probably tbh

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Sorry I wasn't active this pride month I was partying in the forest and getting ready for wrath month