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[wartwhitman]

MBMBaM Seeso Sentence Starters

"What’s up, you cool baby?" "You can't just yell ‘go’." "I know the government has it." “It's a really tricky dick." "Do you think all of the toys in Toy Story are possessed by different ghosts?" "This is how two roommates become one friend." "Let’s see if we can't spook it up a little bit with some delightful ghouls." "Jumpscare!" "Once the spookmaster general is done with you, you're gonna piss your pants." "There’s a very real chance that that is not a doll." "Yeah thats just somebody that got frozen in time." "Watch the fucking throne because we're coming, and we're hungry." "If this boys a rattlin’, you best get skedaddlin'." "Mayor said it, thats legal everybody." "He can't finish unless you look him in the eyes---I don't want him to finish." "I didn’t buy the boy so everybody outside could enjoy it, I bought the boy for me." "I stole a copy of Fight Club and got caught which seemed like a very Tyler Durden thing to do, in my defense." "Did you at any point leave to go to Bonnaroo?" "I left at one point... hold on... I left at one point to go to Bonnaroo." "Ohhh look at me! I’m like a rotisserie shithead!" "You guys would tell me if I looked like a magical pervert, right?" "I would absolutely hire the beard guy. I liked it." "OUR SISTER CITY IS THE MOON!" "I will for one day, cook meals for the officers, and be called the CHEF of police." "The wild boys have become the cops." "Augh these legs a mine." "Come out and plAAAAy." "Okay this is intentionally threatening!" "I’m gonna commit toilet crime all day long!" "I’m sorry I tried to make a good life for everybody here!" "If theres armistice i wanna be in the armistice!" "I feel like I look like a magical high-tech pervert." "You look like an undertaker for clowns." "Do you know anything about...parade management...or how to start one?" "Hi! I was trying to, uh-- my name is----Zack?" "Hey I just had an interesting thought--actually, fuck this." "I’m just, like, super super chill right now." "You got it on the ghetti!!!" "That’s a gar-rawn-tee." "Teens are very into the following: bullying me on tumblr, and dabbing, of course." "That was a dab? that's fresh as hell!" "Your teen name is: first name is your least favorite soda, last name is your favorite soda." "And to prove it; I’m gonna rip a phone book in half." "And whats great is that could also be your porn star name." "But don't feel like your cell phone is also a prison, from which you can't really escape." "Nobody believed in me because I had narcolepsy all year." "I need a definite boost." "I have an ouch on my fanny." "I'll need a bunch of pillows, or some sort of staircase." "Is this your first time? You're doin' a really great job. I’m proud of you." "THROUGH YOUR SACRIFICE WE SHALL LIVE!" "Hey siri, change home to: Baskin Robins." "It says don't touch it, so we should only touch it once." "All of which said either ‘fuck you’, or 'okay' and then five minutes later 'fuck you'" "They know where the holy grail is and you're talking to them on the phone! and their number was on google!" "You look like a business man with an extremely specific fetish." "You look like a new kid in candyland that just steals twizzlers." "You look like a vaudeville usher whose trying for a management position." "Gotta have my vape!" "I was gonna dress like a gorilla that loved to vape named vape ape." "The fact that you're saying it out loud makes it legal." "They all have giant dongs." "Go bone yourself, I'm gonna actually go home and play Pokemon now." "Every first draft has a lot of dongs." "If you set up a dong in act one you gotta pay it off in act three." "My heart, soul, GUTS, all went into it." "Keep it real, keep it raw, and don't embarrass me out there."

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[wartwhitman]

brella:

important ship tropes:

fake dating

SECRET dating

being locked in a room or trapped in a small space

huDDLING FOR WARMTH

BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED

finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY

tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!

wearing each other’s clothes

doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long

channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE

fucking. Now or Never Kiss

HEIGHT DIFFERENCES

defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND

reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS

dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS

undercover as lovers, the classic

ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING

casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes

did i mention F AKE DATinG

[wartwhitman]

#c; jackie raymond

[wartwhitman]

Whatever you do don’t imagine your OTP being all cute and domestic. Don’t imagine one washing dishes while the other comes around from behind and lays their head on the others shoulder. Don’t imagine them having a soap bubble fight in the kitchen which ends up being a make out session on the dining room table. Just don’t.

#prompts

[wartwhitman]

friendship to romance tropes i can’t get enough of

holy shit i just realized i’ve liked you for the past 8274 years and i really wish i didn’t but i dO and everyone somehow knows about it except for you oh my god why is this happening to me

hey you’ve had a rough day so let’s get in our PJs and watch a cute movie together and cuddle bUT IT’S TOTALLY PLATONIC ALRIGHT

we drunk-kissed but you forgot about it and i don’t know how to act around you anymore wtf

we’re best friends and i’ve been in love with you for forever but i’m 3000% sure you just see me as a friend except why is this sexual tension happening rn

i will die protecting you. no question about it. i care for you more than anyone else in the universe and even though i act like you’re a pain in the ass i love you so much. you dweeb.

neither of us have kissed anyone before and what the hell may as well just get it out of the way. except hahah ha ha h a now i can’t stop thinking of ur lips why did i think this was a good idea ha ha ahah

we’re the Old Married Couple™ but lmao no we would never date each other. right? right?????!!!?

MY PARENTS WON’T GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT GETTING A SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND THEY’RE HAVING A GET-TOGETHER IN A FEW DAYS PLS PRETEND TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I’M HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU BUT IT SURE IS A NICE BONUS

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under the cut, you will find a tutorial on how i make my character aesthetics ( sample of my work here. ) like or reblog if this helped you at all ! this was written for you by abbey !

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#ref #dont really need it but the sharpening thing is?? nice???

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veraverorum:

thegeminisage:

YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING EVER IS? IT’S SOULMATE AUS LIKE GOD DAMN I HAVE SEEN SO MANY ON FFN/LJ/AO3/TUMBLR OVER THE YEARS LIKE:

the one where you only see color once you meet your soulmate (so you don’t know them until you see them), and it goes away when they die

the one where you don’t know your soulmate until you touch them

the one where you don’y know your soulmate until you hear them speak, or hear them speak a certain word; your name, for example

the one where you get the name of the person in their handwriting on your body somewhere at a certain age

the one where the first thing they say to you appears instead

the one where you get each others’ fingerprints

the one where you get matching marks/symbols/tattoos

the one where your marks or words that change depending on what’s going on with your soulmate

the one with the clock that counts down the time until you meet your soulmate

the one where when you sleep you dream of whatever they’re experiencing from their point of view until you find them, or AFTER you find them

the one where you can straight up talk to them in dreams until/after you find them

the one where you form a telepathic/empathetic link until/after you find them

the one where you share extreme physical sensation until/after you find them; if one of you hurts the other one hurts, if one of you is getting lucky the other one gets a little hot and bothered

the one where the closer you are to them the more aware of them you become, and you find them playing a hot/cold game; for instance, colors get brighter and brighter the closer you are and fade into gray when they’re too far away

the one where once you turn a certain age/one night a year you swap bodies with them for one night and you have a limited amount of time to leave/collect clues to their identity

the one where being next to your soulmate can heal you from things people don’t normally heal from

the one where only your soulmate can kill you (can you still be killed by age/disease? who knows!)

the one where reincarnation is also a thing and meeting your soulmate either unlocks or erases memories or your past lives until the next one

the one where in universes with magic meeting your soulmate activates your powers/unlocks more powerful magic

SOULMATE AUS WITH COMPLICATIONS:

blind characters who can’t see if the world’s in color or black and white

characters like x-men’s rogue who literally can’t touch people; characters who have been through trauma who don’t want to touch people

hard of hearing characters like clint barton who can’t hear their soulmate speak without hearing aids/at all or on the flipside characters who can’t speak; maybe it still works in sign language, or maybe it doesn’t

people who can’t read/can’t read the language the words on their body are in

characters like bucky barnes who’ve lost hands and/or had their fingerprints removed

soulmate clocks that time out in the middle of the crowd; there’s an entire craigslist category for finding who else was there that day with a clock that timed out too

famous characters speaking to or performing for a crowd and suddenly their world is in color/thier clock times out/etc and every member of the audience pretends to be this celebrity’s soulmate and a cinderella type situation ensues with the finding

soulmates playing the hot/cold game and they kEEP MISSING EACH OTHER

insomniacs who rarely sleep, much less at the same time/different time than their soulmate

soulmate ot3s/ot4s/otmores where you dream in varying people’s povs every time you sleep and get super confused

people who get sick or injured and frantically search for their soulmate so they can survive

people who need to be in medically induced comas and their soulmates have to stay away so they don’t accidentally wake them up

the one where soulbonding is actually a choice and someone chooses to bond with someone they may not know or like to save their lives

new souls who don’t get memories of past lives because they don’t have one and panic

muggles/people without powers who don’t get them upgraded or unlocked

COMBINATION AUS:

the one where you one or both of you have to do all three (see your soulmate, touch your soulmate, hear your soulmate), or all three have to happen at least once between the 2+ of you

or it’s completely random how you find your soulmate: one of you gets a name and the other gets a fingerprint, one of you has to hear your soulmate and one of you has to see them, etc; particularly useful if you happen to be blind or deaf

same for characters with disabilities/who have “complications”: they get or find a different way of finding their soulmate, not better or worse, just different

THEN THERE’S SOULMATE AUS THAT DON’T HAVE TO CONFORM TO LIFELONG MONOGAMY:

the ones where you have more than one romantic soulmate at the same time or you get a new soulmate after the first die

the ones where people have multiple soulmates of different types and it’s color coded; a red name/mark/etc for love, a blue one for friendship; for the ones where you start seeing color you get a new one for each soulmate

the ones where some people have romantic soulmates and some don’t, and those that don’t are still perfectly happy anyway, maybe in a relationship anyway, maybe not

the ones where some people have multiple romantic soulmates who may or may not also be soulmates with each other

aromantic or asexual people who have soulmates who are not and they manage to work it out

romantic and sexual people who don’t have soulmates but find happiness anyway, either with someone like them or someone not like them

SOULMATE AUS THAT EXPLORE THE RAMIFICATIONS OF SOULMATES BEING A THING:

the ones where soulmates are for everyone and get legal aid to help stay together, like if their in-laws try to keep them apart/someone risks getting deported/someone gets drafted/whatever

the ones where soulmates are super super rare and TECHNICALLY get exempted from shitty things like “people of different races/the same sex/etc can’t get married/have relations/etc” but maybe still face a lot of prejudice and they fight to get those types of awful laws lifted for everyone

agencies that exist to help you find your soulmate or figure out which soulmate thing you have but some of them are just shams, bonus points for this being in a verse where the thing is exceedingly rare to begin with

people pretending to be soulmates to take advantage of the laws, for good or ill; the couple who loves just as fiercely as a soulmates who will do anything to stay together, or the shitty people who try to claim they’re mated to people who’ve rejected them so they “have” to stay together

tabloid mags photoshopping matching soulmate marks or following big legal cases where someone tries to prove or disprove that they are soulmates with someone else

soulmates in universes where they’re a rarity or rare soulmate types like ot3s in dodging government officials because they don’t want to become lab rats

people who don’t believe in soulmates until it happens to them, or people who believe hardcore and want to find theirs but they don’t necessarily have one

little rituals that make finding your soulmate more likely, like shaking hands with people as often as possible, repeating each other’s names after you’re introduced, etc

just give me alllll the soulmate aus ok, give me people finding each other in spite of complications, give me all the delightful plot twists, give me detailed worlds where this changes the norms

feel free to reblog with sources! (or MORE AUS.) a little over half of these are things i’ve seen elsewhere over time and i cannot remember where they are all from

haha or if you’re into this sorta thing you could just take pity on me and reblog it anyway this took an embarrassingly long time to type up oh my god ;;;;;;;;;

Adding my baby ‘cause it deserves some love

the soulmark are the last words someone will hear from their soulmate

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#c; jackie raymond

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#c; rhia wisdom

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FACES I WANT TO USE - (4/?)

anna christine speckhart

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woman your legs are weapons of mass destruction seduction

#c; jackie raymond #that hair and that smile