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"Well I don't see how it could really be abused at a-"

Aaah I see, fair enough.

... 👉👈🪿 Boop me

#booping #boop

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booping is so fun i forgot i'm mentally ill for one minute

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YOU WOT M8

#WHAT THE FU #tumblr why #boop

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Winner

🪿HONK HONK 🔥

Another day, another mini. This time with a handsculpted airdry clay base and a removable fireball made of superglue and cotton wool. This was a commission piece.

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

#nice try ex wife #i dont wanna be like your dad sorry

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She's literally so hot ❤️🪿🦊

Pictured shortly before I bought my beautiful @dammitkat1e an ice cream that a seagull stole 😣

Luckily im there to simp out and give her the remainder of mine 😍🌹

#trans #transgirls #trans rights #ice cream #shes pretty oh my god 😣

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My darling Katherine made me the most amazing valentine gift.. little does she know I'm about to hit her with a 4 paragraph love poem and statement of my love 🫢❤️

Thank you for being my one and only @dammitkat1e

#shes such an amazing artist #valentines day #valentines gifts #love #shes a talented girl!

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@dammitkat1e

Youth fascination with technology

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Gosh my baby is a very talented little artisté!

I've started to get back into art now that i'm not having to activly battle my neurodivergencies and I'm having a lot of fun!

This is probably the first properly drawn thing I've done in around 10 years, i've sporadically sketched here and there but never actualy put pen to tablet until now.

Once I'm back in practice and drawing smut i'm gonna open comissions as I've always wanted to.

Extra versions under the cut:

#shes such a good girl

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In terms of painting non Warhammer bits, here's my Wizard and apprentice from Frostgrave, if you haven't played Frostgrave it's super quick and easy to pick up, give it a try!

First up - The mighty summoner Abu

And his alcoholic apprentice - Bubu..

I had a lot of fun painting their gems, especially Abu's staff!

#frostgrave #miniaturepainting #wizard #magic #gemstone #painting

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More painting! This time, here's two members of my Blood Angels chapter, a Mk VI tactical marine as pictured below..

And he's got backup! Here's a Cataphractii pattern Terminator..

I'm planning to get a squad done of each (eventually) for use as NPCs in narrative games, always loved the chapter for it's rich backstory and lore.

#warhammer #warhammer 40k #miniaturepainting #space marines #blood angels #adeptus astartes #terminator #terminator armor

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I haven't uploaded too much painting wise recently! Here's the one and only Ork I've ever painted.

Doing his skin was really fun, It was my first attempt to doing proper skintones that weren't human in nature, his backpack was the most fun I've had painting models so far.

And as a bonus, here's a friendly and helpful Blood Angel tactical marine "offering" to check the condition of Mr Orkys gun barrel, how polite.

#warhammer40k #orks #orks40k #miniaturepainting #warhammer #warhammer 40k #orkz #paintingwarhammer

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Its picnic time baby!

Stinky and Icky have been fantastic this week, helping me to deal with my PTSD, don't stress yourself out friends! It ain't worth it!

For being so good, they got to indulge in their favourite past time, eating mealworms directly from the tub sat on their human friend ❤️🥰

#rats #ratposting #ratblr #pet rats #pets #stinky and icky

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It’s a Snail World After All: Tiny Molluscs Slide Around Town in Nostalgic Miniature Sets

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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

#my life in a nutshell

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as promised, the owlfly (family Ascalaphidae) I found in Singapore!

if you’re familiar with antlions, these work similarly, except instead of building a pit they rely on camouflage to hide from predators and ambush prey. a beautiful combination of lichen-y fringes and wickedly sharp mandibles.

it blended in perfectly with the mossy rope railing, even tucking back its mandibles at a 270° angle so that they lay hidden beneath the head.

it was one of several successful “oh-wait-was-that-a-bug-let’s-go-back-and-check” moments I had, and was glad I doubled back to see it for what it was! my first owlfly, now I’ve got to find an adult, which are dragonfly-like aerial predators