Carter: Wow, these candles are so romantic!
Alexis: Who said anything about romantic?
Alexis: Maybe I’m going to sacrifice you.
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Alexis: I’m coming to your house.
Megan: I’m not home and you don’t have a key.
Alexis: Yes I do.
Megan: Since when?
Alexis: *sends picture of a hammer*
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AS DEAD AS IT GETS - Book Trailer starring Bella Thorne
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“Somehow, I’d gotten a little less broken.”
— As Dead as it Gets, Katie Alender
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THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER SEEN ART FOR THIS FANDOM AND IM CRYING
LYDIA! LYDIA! LYDIA!
i drew her sunshine girl outfit 2 but like. it came out looking Very stepford wife so Cut It
ALSO THE BEETLEJUICE JOKE COURTESY OF @jilltheamazing
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Aesthetic || Bad Girls Don’t Die (Katie Alender)
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Alexis: Carter, can you do something for me?
Carter: I would literally cover up murder for you and plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for the crime.
Alexis: Great. Can you do the dishes?
Carter: No.
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Alexis: New year, new me.
Lydia: New year, same me.
Lydia: I'm perfect, peasants.
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Megan: I have the best memory! Name one time I’ve forgotten something.
Lydia: You forgot me in the parking lot last week.
Megan: That was on purpose. Try again.
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Alexis: Look at my face.
Carter: Okay?
Alexis: No no, keep looking.
Carter: I am looking!
Alexis: No you’re not. Look harder.
Carter: Is there a point to this?
Alexis: Yes. Look as hard as you can. Focus on every part of my face.
Carter: I am!
Alexis: Now... does it look like I give a crap?!
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hi! i just wanted to say that there's a subreddit for katie alenders books! (r/KatieAlender)! you're one of the only active fans of her books so i thought here would be a good place to tell!
Oh my goodness, thank you!! I’ll definitely check that out!!
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“You can be a murderer AND an optimist.”
-Alexis Warren, As Dead as it Gets
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Carter: I’m not a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.
Alexis: You’re not even a mom.
Carter: You’re grounded.
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I changed my blog name from aralts-girls so Walter-sawamura because I want to add incorrect quotes from Katie Alender’s other marvelous books, and he makes an appearance in all so I thought it would be pretty good
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Carter Blume and Wyatt Sheppard are two sides of the same marshmallow
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Alexis: So tell me about your family.
Carter: I have one.
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I had no idea that this series had a fandom! I love your incorrect quotes!
Thank you so much!! I’m just trying to bring the wonderful series more love because it’s one of my absolute favorites!
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