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vroomvroommuppett · 3 days

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i’m ok. just have a splint

so i got into a wreck…i’m fine

#k rants

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vroomvroommuppett · 3 days

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so i got into a wreck…i’m fine

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vroomvroommuppett · 7 days

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got sent this on a dating app, no “hello” “hi how are you?”

We should live on a farm together and have babies and live in a beautiful old farmhouse

no thank you

#k tries dating apps #k rants #k rambles #dating apps

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vroomvroommuppett · 10 days

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Post Race Tension / Charles Leclerc x McLaren! Reader

Summary: Y/N Verstappen wins her first GP in Monaco 2021. Her boyfriend, who was unable to even get his car to the starting line, struggles with it. Protective Max, begrudgingly, gets involved.

Warnings: Swearing. Female reader. Angst. Stroppy Charles.

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User 1 finally got a post-race conference with the ultimate trio

→ User 2 not really the content that we wanted though. Did you see how sad Charles looked?

→ User 3 and the twins were absolutely rubbing it in his face. Did you see them gossiping the entire time?

→ User 4 she's his girlfriend. Not sure she would do that.

User 5 not the official F1 doing the Prince of Monaco dirty and posting about his loss. Like, I think he's already aware of it.

User 6 even angry, he looks good!

User 7 so sad to see. Especially after getting pole. Monaco are mourning for you, Charles.

Next Day

User 8 and after he was absent at her celebratory dinner.

→ User 9 he didn't post anything about her win either, unlike the other drives. Or like anything related to it.

→ User 10 you guys are reaching. They always have seperate rooms. The teams literally have to book them.

→ User 11 yeah but they ALWAYS share.

User 12 charles is obvi the WAG.

→ User 13 not for much longer from the looks of it.

SportsNews added a new reel

Sports News exclusive with Charles Leclerc following his recent loss at Monaco

liked by charles_leclerc, scuderiaferrari and others

→ charles_leclerc thanks for having me.

User 13 why is he trying to make it sound like his girlfriend cheated on him.

→ User 14 barbie has a great day everyday, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.

User 15 sounds like confirmation, guys.

→ User 16 does this mean we have a chance?

→ danielricciardo No.

User 17 pop off, Sis

User 18 queen is serving cunt

User 19 she's everything. He's just Ken.

User 20 yell it louder for the misogynists in the back.

User 21 so, we're all in agreement that Charles is the one who fucked up?

→ User 19 after the way he stormed off yesterday when she won? Absolutely.

Y/N Verstappen new post

YourUserName petty comes in shades other than red. (And so does a Championship)

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User 1 i bet their PR teams are having a field day

lilymhe my most beautiful driver

→ alex_albon oi.

landonorris winning looks good on you

→ User 2 little Lando shooting his shot.

→ User 3 i fear this means we are children of divorce.

mclaren our Champion <3

User 4 us thinking we can finally get rid of the Dutch anthem 🥳 Us remembering Y/N's last name 😒🇳🇱

Next Day

Part 2? Let me know :)

#formula 1

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vroomvroommuppett · 20 days

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not me spiraling in my car this morning due to having second thoughts about a boy

#k rants

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vroomvroommuppett · 21 days

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AUS&JSNSNSA@&!%

#lance stroll

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vroomvroommuppett · 21 days

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how ironic would it be that logan scored a point this weekend when williams pulled what it did last weekend?

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vroomvroommuppett · 23 days

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two

lando norris x ex vettel!reader, max verstappen x vettel!reader

masterlist

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kofi

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blakelyvettel

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blakelyvettel "happier than ever" out now ❤

fan1 she really said "imma surprise them"

carmenmmundt YES BLAKELY

sebastianvettel Proud of you, sweetie.

maxfewtrell Target has been reached. Thank you for your service.

fan2 SHUT UP

maxverstappen1 Simply lovely.

charles_leclerc YESSSSSS

mickschumacher THATS MY MOM

liamlawson30 She's mine. logansargeant Back off she's mine oscarpiastri No she's mine. mickschumacher Nuh uh! blakelyvettel you're all my children logansargeant Then who's your favorite? blakelyvettel i love all you equally. lewishamilton It's Mick. blakelyvettel SIR LEWIS CARL DAVIDSON HAMILTON mickschumacher HAHAHHA TAKE THAT

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blakelyvettel gina decided to take me to a drive through safari. never again @/ginaschumacher (blakely is on the left)

carlossainz55 oH mY gOd YoUrE sO pReEtY aNd BiG

ginaschumacher Sorry B.

logansargeant 🤣🤣🤣

charles_leclerc Dead.

georgerussel63 Who knew B got scared?

blakelyvettel theY WERE LARGER THAN I THOUGHT, OK?! georgerussel63 Scaredy cat. blakelyvettel Shut up.

maxverstappen1 You don't have that reaction with Jimmy and Sassy

blakelyvettel that's cause they're small animals, not big ass ones, maxie fan1 why do i lowkey ship blakley and max? fan2 same

carmenmmundt This is amazing.

francescac.gomez 💀

alexandrastlmeux I can't.

oscarpiastri So I take it you wouldn't want to pet a kangaroo?

blakelyvettel maybe

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vroomvroommuppett · 29 days

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absolutely love!!

snow angel - track six

series masterlist // previous // next

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maia_bennett and we don't talk shit about you on the internet...

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user1 oh my god is she for real?

landonorris pretty girl 🧡

↳ maia_bennett pretty boy 🧡

user2 this has got to be some sort of joke, right?

lilymhe lol.

↳ user3 this is the most threatening lol i've ever see. period and everything.

alex_albon LMFAOOOOOO

↳ user4 most unserious driver on the grid.

↳ user5 we don't talk about alex's chaos enough

francesca.cgomes see this caption would work if we didn't all know what carlos and lando did in the spanish media.

↳ user6 SPEAK THE TRUTH KIKA!!

user7 you've got to be fucking kidding me...

user8 oh no. honey this isn't the flex you think it is.

luisinhaoliveira99 oh sweetie...

user9 i pray you're ready for the shit storm that is about to hit you.

alex_albon LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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rheareynolds "but for what it's worth, he's her problem now."

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user10 MOTHER!! MOTHER IS MOTHERING Y'ALL!!

user11 oh, she's so cunty and i love that.

lilymhe everyday i am grateful i live on the same earth as rhea reynolds.

↳ rheareynolds oh lily, you sure know how to make a girl blush.

luisinhaoliveira99 oh girl, i fucking love you.

↳ rheareynolds baby, i fucking love you 😘. no one show this to mick!

↳ mickschumacher this is a public instagram comment section...

↳ rheareynolds LOVE YOU TOO BABE 💙!

maxverstappen1 see, i can't tell if those are lyrics or someone told you that but either way, YOU ATE THAT SHIT UP!!

↳ rheareynolds why thank you maximilian.

↳ maxverstappen1 i'll let it slide, just this once.

georgerussell63 SHE CAME TO SERVE!!

↳ rheareynolds CHANNELED MY INNER RUSSELL GEORGE FOR THIS PHOTOSHOOT!!

francesca.cgomes ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS!

↳ rheareynolds I HAD THE BEST TEACHER!

user12 oh she's so unhinged and i fucking love that shit.

oscarpiastri i just heard the most unholy screech come from the dining hall. target has been reached.

↳ rheareynolds good. he deserves this and much worse.

logansargeant YES QUEEN!! SERVING CUNT!!

↳ rheareynolds LOGIE! THANK YOU! ❤️

yukitsunoda0511 my offer still stands.

↳ rheareynolds no yuki, you are not biting his ankles while pierre holds him down.

↳ pierregasly BOO!! LET US TAKE HIM DOWN!!!

maia_bennett real mature rhea. real mature.

↳ rheareynolds oh honey, we haven't even scratched the surface.

charles_leclerc THAT'S MY BESTIE!!

↳ rheareynolds what an iconic duo, regina george and lightning mcqueen.

alex_albon REGINA GEORGE CAME TO GAG LANDO NO WINS!

↳ rheareynolds albono, i think you gagged him even more with the no wins.

maxfretwell let be known that i had no idea what was going on. i just thought she was your best friend.

↳ rheareynolds no it's okay maxie, i don't blame you for having a shitty best friend.

pierre gasly added one person

kika gomes i can't believe i'm saying this but what the hell guys? why wasn't i added sooner??

rhea reynolds you're the only sane one.

lily muni he if the loser shows up with her can i fight him??

yuki tsunoda i'll help! daniel ricciardo you two are so violent.

esteban ocon when mick said lando had cheated on you with your childhood best friend, i didn't think he meant maia, who knew you two were together. and constantly hung out together with you two.

mick schumacher i told you guys it was bad!

oscar piastri ...

alex albon WHAT DO YOU KNOW PIASTRI?? oscar piastri she's been to every single race this year... the girl he showed up with in bahrain was a fake girlfriend. he's been dating her for months. oscar piastri and i learned that every time lando said he was hanging out with carlos, he was with her. don't ask how i learned.

rhea reynolds THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!

rhea reynolds oh he's fucking lucky i could go to jail for murder.

rhea reynolds i had a different song planned to be the next single but i changed my fucking mind. fuck lando norris, fuck carlos sainz, and fuck maia bennett. i hope they enjoy their little corner in hell.

lily muni he oh regina george has not come to play.

george russell i think you mean leighton murray did not come to play.

lewis hamilton i have you all muted for a reason but please, make him miserable. it's the least he deserves.

rhea reynolds oh my manager is about to be so pissed at me but what lewis hamilton says goes.

pierre gasly BURN THE BITCH RHEA!

yuki tsunoda I'M GOING TO HIS FUCKING ANKLES!

daniel ricciardo GET HIS FUCKING ASS!!

kika gomes YOU DESTROY THAT MAN RHEA!

logan sargeant WE WILL DESTROY HIS FUCKING PEACE!

lance stroll to quote yuki, "we ride at dawn fuckers"

logan sargeant SHE WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE JUGULAR!

alex albon i am in awe of you rhea reynolds.

lewis hamilton i think you've outdone yourself rhea.

lily muni he marry me. forget alex and mick. marry me.

kika gomes no! marry me! rhea reynolds fuck it, we'll marry each other. throuple all the way.

mick schumacher trust me. it gets worse.

charles leclerc HOW MUCH MORE WORSE COULD IT POSSIBLY GET?

mick schumacher think like dear john by taylor

lily muni he oh shit. it's that bad?

max verstappen WHATEVER I GET TO MAKE HIM FUCKING MISERABLE!

yuki tsunoda FUCK YEAH! I'M BITING ANKLES BITCHES

oscar piastri OSCAR PIASTRI REPORTING FOR DUTY!!

kika gomes that man will never know peace as long as we live

pierre gasly he hasn't known peace since december 2021

kika gomes good, then we're doing our job as her friends.

oscar piastri there is nothing i enjoy more than slowly torturing my teammate

daniel ricciardo chaotic aussies and mclaren. something they can never get away from.

logan sargeant listen, if we host a listening party, at the same time, in different garages. he can't really shit on any of us.

max verstappen so what you mean is, all of us play tummy hurts, on a loop to annoy him?

charles leclerc SIGN ME THE FUCK UP! ANYTHING TO ANNOY HIM AND HIS PARTNERS IN CRIME!

lance stroll I'M IN! FERNANDO'S IN TOO!!

rhea reynolds i seriously love you guys.

lily muni he rhea, baby, we love you too.

oscar piastri i enjoy chaos. we aren't quite at the love phase rhea.

rhea reynolds oh fuck you swimp.

logan sargeant SWIMP!!

oscar piastri OH FUCK OFF!

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¡leclerc-s speaks! no cause if there was no more drama there this story would end so much sooner and we don't want that yet.

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!

#snow angel series #f1 instagram au

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vroomvroommuppett · 1 month

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‘Feels like’ series 🤍

Summary - When your long term relationship with F1 driver, George Russell ends on bad terms, you turned to your best friend, Lily, to seek comfort, which she provided with no hesitation of course. Her boyfriend, Alex and you even becoming close and good friends. but eventually, they both start feeling more for you, but they never acted on it, thinking that you still want over your previous relationship and the mental toll it ended with. Little did they know you were feeling the exact same way.

Series warnings - Swearing, Poly relationship, past toxic relationships, toxic ex,

(I will also put warnings at the begging of every chapter to insure I never miss any!)

Taglist - @fangirl-dot-com @67-angelofthelordme-67 @skepvids @aquangxl @nikfigueiredo @lewisvinga @fanficweasley @purplephantomwolf @lovecarsgoingvroom @formulaal @ilivelaughlovejude @eviethetheatrefreak @bookiepookie56766 @biancathecool @viennakarma @woozarts @eugene-emt-roe @marshmummy @elssaii997 @ellouisa17 @noneofyourfbusinessworld

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1. You think I didn’t see you? There were flashing lights

2. It’s nice to have a friend

3. I could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me

4. Midnights

5. Something gave you the nerve you touch my hand

6. This feeling, it’s new

7. Late night confessions

8. Dropping hints

#f1 one shot #poly!f1

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vroomvroommuppett · 1 month

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Strolling Masterlist (Lance StrollxOC)

Lance Stroll x OC fic

Intro

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Strolling Playlist:

Apple Music Spotify

the playlist may get updated if i hear songs i think fit the fic or fit the vibe. Apple Music will be updated first as thats what i use most

#lance stroll imagine

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vroomvroommuppett · 1 month

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🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

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lando norris x ex vettel!reader, max verstappen x vettel!reader

masterlist

taglist

kofi

patreon

send an ask or reblog to tell me what you think, and/or what you think could happen

blakelyvettel

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blakelyvettel happier than ever 🤍

user1 MOTHER IN THE STUDIO?!

carmenmundt WIFE

blakelyvettel I LOVE YOU

oscarpiastri He just threw his phone at the wall

danielriccardo As he should

pierregasly NEW MUSIC

yukitsnoda0511 THATS MY MOTHER

logansargeant Stay away from my mother Yuki!

blakelyvettel i have enough love for both of you

maxverstappen1 Simply lovely

sebastianvettel Proud of you, schatz

blakelyvettel thanks pops 🫶🏼

user2 POST BREAKUP GLOW

mickschumacher BLAKELY IN THE STUDIO?! NOT WATCHING HOUSEWIVES?! IM SHOOK

blakelyvettel you practically dragged me into the studio mickschumacher I did not! blakelyvettel did too! mickschumacher Did not! blakelyvettel did too! mickschumacher Did not! sebastianvettel That's enough kids blakelyvettel he started it! mickschumacher Lies

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vroomvroommuppett · 1 month

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one

lando norris x ex vettel!reader, max verstappen x vettel!reader

masterlist

taglist

kofi

patreon

send an ask or reblog to tell me what you think, and/or what you think could happen

blakelyvettel

liked by sebastianvettel, maxverstappen1, and others

blakelyvettel happier than ever 🤍

user1 MOTHER IN THE STUDIO?!

carmenmundt WIFE

blakelyvettel I LOVE YOU

oscarpiastri He just threw his phone at the wall

danielriccardo As he should

pierregasly NEW MUSIC

yukitsnoda0511 THATS MY MOTHER

logansargeant Stay away from my mother Yuki!

blakelyvettel i have enough love for both of you

maxverstappen1 Simply lovely

sebastianvettel Proud of you, schatz

blakelyvettel thanks pops 🫶🏼

user2 POST BREAKUP GLOW

mickschumacher BLAKELY IN THE STUDIO?! NOT WATCHING HOUSEWIVES?! IM SHOOK

blakelyvettel you practically dragged me into the studio mickschumacher I did not! blakelyvettel did too! mickschumacher Did not! blakelyvettel did too! mickschumacher Did not! sebastianvettel That's enough kids blakelyvettel he started it! mickschumacher Lies

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