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#it's gonna be may

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oh yes it's that time of year

#it's gonna be may

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#it's gonna be may

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Happy April 25th!

#april 25th

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And if I had to do it all over again...I would.

#boops

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IM NOT READYYYYYY

#boops

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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.

#boop

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Friend. Dearest mutual. Lovely follower. Random passer-by. I know we haven't shared a fandom in 5 years. I know we never talk. I know we may only barely recognize each other's icons, if that. I just want you to know...

Boop

#boop

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tumblr just gave everyone a cardboard tube and said go wild

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gideon the ninth: what does duty do to us?

harrow the ninth: what does grief do to us?

nona the ninth: what do dogs do to us?

#tlt

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My fan favorite quote for the 10th Anniversary of Captain America: The Winter Soldier:

"I'm not gonna launch those ships. Captain's orders."

~Nameless Analyst

This moment gets me every time. We get online and talk about doing the right thing and make it sound easy, but here's this Analyst who probably has never even held a gun, and he's terrified and just knows he's going to die and he does the right thing anyway, and it's such a beautiful moment, because he's the catalyst that spurs the rest of the room to action. It only takes one person to make a difference.

@catws-anniversary

#mcu #captain america: winter soldier

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You know how there's a subset of martial arts Tiktok where people post short vids of them doing a quick routine/choreography?

People in Gotham post blurry clips of the Bats, and a few martial artists challenge each other to reproduce the moves. One vid goes viral and more people start to give it a try, including non martial artists, who just meme with the choreography/try to imitate some moves just in good fun (and whoa some dancers and gymnasts do surprisingly well)

It naturally gets back to the Wayne brood, except, of course, the real challenge for them is to fail in a believable way.

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Tim, on camera: "I was nearly good enough for the Olympics, surely I can do that...? Let's find out."

[cue footage of him falling down, cartoon-style, right as Damian was walking by and getting both of them drenched in Dami's smoothie]

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Jason sees the compilation someone made of Bruce's ridiculous attempts at reproducing the moves (Tim and Steph roped him into their shenanigans.)

Two days later, a video of Red Hood goes viral: it's him condescendingly explaining how to throw a punch and challenging Bruce Wayne to do it properly because "no Gothamite should be so shit at fighting"

Bruce is verklempt when he watches it, because some of it is word-for-word how he taught baby!Jay

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Tim gives Damian blurry, grainy footage of Black Bat to imitate. After that, Dami spends days hounding Cass for training because he nearly broke his nose tripping over his own feet.

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Dick flawlessly lands a flip in front of all the others with "ASSERTING DOMINANCE" written on screen before winking at the camera.

Right before the video cuts, Tim's voice can be heard saying, "Whatever, your ass is still flat compared to Nightw—"

#dc #batfam

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#batman #dc #gotham #the onion

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Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

#the ides of march

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Hanif Abdurraqib is the poetical voice of our time, our generation, our people

#the ides of march

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this is targeted tumblr content

#the ides of march