actually i never experience negative consequences due to procrastination. i am occasionally blighted by god for unknowable reasons though
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Once I’ve finished pondering my orb
I begin orbiting my pond
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Oh my god
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I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens
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im jesus
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anyone else know a dog that will, every time without fail, walk over and blot their wet jowls on your leg after drinking water?
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where is my freaking (fucking) chapstick...
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:D
I’m incredibly happy
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love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit
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Hi I love you so much with all my heart
Omg no fuckin way, I respect your love with all my heart 👀👀👀👀
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did you lie again
Believe my unsourced claims wtf!!!!!!!!!
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The call is coming from within the house
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