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Rash is such a cool guy.

Also: Jago, why do you keep taunting ARIA? That is NOT a good idea.

#killer instinct #jago #rash #ARIA #text #texts #ultratexts #shadow lords

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(I’M BACK TO RISE INTENSIFIES)

#killer instinct #ultratexts #text #texts #jago #cinder #ben ferris #ARIA #shadow lords #but yeah expect some texts in celebration of shadow lords coming soon

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Sometimes I feel bad for how poorly I treat Sadira, but then I don’t.

#killer instinct #maya #sadira #texts

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Sorry for lack of updates!

I'll be continuing soon; school's started so I've been busyyyyyy.

#killer instinct

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Are we aloud to make request?

I was originally going to just make this my content, but sometimes I don’t really have any decent ideas, so, YES!

#killer instinct #ultratexts #guardianlegends

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Being Omen is suffering.

#killer instinct #omen #tj combo #ARIA #kim wu

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ARIA just came out to remove humanity’s weakness (and get some free shit from Hisako’s gravesite) and she is honestly feeling so attacked right now.

While the text is totally corrupted, the (poorly translated by Google) Japanese phrases are, in order, “You’ll pay for your crimes!”, “Don’t ignore me!”, and “I’ll kill you!”

#killer instinct #ARIA #hisako #ARIA doesn't know if ghost police are a thing #But if they aren't? #She'll make it a thing #Hisako is really problematic and toxic TBH #--ARIA (2015)

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Jago and Orchid attempt some family bonding through closer names. It doesn’t go to plan.

#killer instinct #jago #orchid #b orchid #black orchid #the day those two actually act like siblings is the day Thunder gets Eagle back #aka: never #HAHAHAHAHA #awww i made myself sad

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The OTHER reason Cinder doesn’t have friends at UltraTech...well, at least why he’s not friends with Sadira.

Based on the tweet when Cinder took over the KI Twitter, which is here:

https://twitter.com/KillerInstinct/status/593934357498204160

The song Spinal’s talking about is “Hey Mama” by Nicki Minaj and David Guetta. It’s freaking EVERYWHERE.

#killer instinct #sadira #cinder #spinal #The mere idea of Sadira just sending giant spiders to go fuck someone up every single time someone pisses her off is great #But the fact that she sings Top 40 hits #which are all mostly pop songs nowadays? #makes me laugh everytime I think about it

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Cinder, you work for a company that has a robot dinosaur and occasionally works with an undead skeleton warrior. Nothing should surprise you anymore.

#killer instinct #cinder #ARIA #battletoads #rash #ARIA's missions must sound really odd out of context

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What do you expect when you try to give a smartphone to a native American who summons lightning on a regular basis, a Brazillian girl with cursed daggers, and a giant rock monster? 

Nothing good, that’s for sure.

#killer instinct #chief thunder #maya fallegeros #aganos #orchid #b orchid #b. orchid #thunder #maya

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This is why Cinder has no friends at UltraTech.

#killer instinct #cinder #sadira

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Hi, Guys!

I’ve been wanting to do something like this for a while. With a brand new game with people who are super into the franchise, Killer Instinct’s characters and lore are starting to expand.

Unfortunately, all of my shitty KI jokes and scenarios can’t be shared because I can’t draw and I’m already writing 5000 different things. So I figured doing a blog like this might be fun as a side thing.

There are many blogs like this out there, but my main inspiration is the recently formed textsbetweengems (Please add Garnet in Season 3, Iron Galaxy).

I hope you guys enjoy the stupid scenarios I set up with this, and I also hope I’m not the only person who gets a kick out of this (who wants to be the only person laughing at their own joke? Unless you’re Spinal, NO ONE.)

If I start to get annoying or if you have any advice, please drop a message in my askbox. I might make quite a few errors since I just kind of started using this thing.

Thanks for reading! Enjoy!

#killer instinct #texts