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[s03e12 - The Coming of Arthur ]

Druids: We can’t just hand you over the cup of life. It’s a powerful-

Arthur: Fine. What can I do to convince you?

Druids: Enter a permanent union, with him *nods at Merlin*

Merlin: WHAT?!

Arthur: …

Arthur: You’ll give me the cup of life and all I have to do is marry Merlin?

Druids: Yes

Arthur: Great. Then let’s get this over with.

Merlin: Have you lost your mind?! I can’t marry you.

Arthur: Why not?

Merlin: because … i … we … i don’t know?

Arthur: Wonderful. Now we have that cleared up, let’s start. We don’t have rings, but will this do? *hands over his Mother’s sigil*

Druids: *can’t believe it was that easy* Sure.

Merlin: WTF? *denied feelings are secretly rejoicing*

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Theoretically Percy Jackson could explode people.

Like he can control water. The body is like 70% water.

He could force water to diffuse into cells too much, stretching them and causing them to explode. That is a thing which can happen and is a risk in mammals as well don’t have a cell wall that keeps the structure (like an exoskeleton) like cells are just juicy bags that take up the space it finds.

If he did that to all cells in the body at once. The person is gone, vaporised into a pile of ash/dust (maybe a mush of some king given there will still be liquid mixed in with the bits of cells)

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #camp half blood #percy pjo #pjo fandom #pjo headcanon

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Ok so I’ve been thinking, MHA.

There are ‘5 point of contact quirks’ which activate if all 5 fingers on a hand are touching the same object (think shigaraki and Uraraka). But not if it’s 5 fingers from different hands

So how would that work for someone with polydactyly (more than 5 fingers on a hand) (also idk if that is spelled correctly) like I’m thinking either

1. It’s now a 6 point of contact quirk and it’s safe to put 5 fingers from the same hand in something

Or

2. It’s still 5 point of contact and they have to keep 2 fingers away from objects. Like that’s so much more hazardous as you now need to keep track of these 2 limbs that can’t touch anything. Thule there’s so much more room for messing up.

Also most people with polydactyly have the extra finger removed so other hypotheticals for if removed

1. If still 5 point of contact than still would be able to use there quirk when extra finger is removed

Or

2. If 6 point of contact then would no longer be able to use their quirk (in that hand)

People don’t always have an extra finger on both hands, so if it becomes 6 point of contact are they unable to use their quirk in that hand or does it adapt to 6 point in one hand and 5 point in the other.

Also if they can turn their quirk off and on, would they be able to manipulate is it is 5/6 point of contact, cause if they have both then if they can manipulate that they that would be able to make it work in one hand only. Idk why that would be useful but it sounds cool.

#mha #my hero academia #mha quirks #shigaraki tomura #mha shigaraki #bnha #bnha shigaraki #ochako uraraka #uraraka ochacho #mha uraraka #bnha uraraka #bnha ochaco uraraka

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Gwen: I'm in love with another man Arthur: Thank God, so am I

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Arthur is stuck in a time loop.

At first, he doesn't really notice it, since every day feels the same anyway. It's Merlin's good morning that irks him, however, because Merlin tends to switch up the routine a lot. When then the topic of the court meeting is the same, Arthur knows what's up.

In loop three, he asks Gaius for help and the man explains that only a powerful sorcerer could do such a thing and that he'd need strong magic to break it.

The next morning, everything is forgotten. And Arthur researches on his own what's happening. He spends days at the library until one day, he's just really tired.

And so, he stays in bed for a couple days, and lets Merlin complain for hours. It's soozing in an odd way. As days go by, Arthur gets bolder. He approaches Merlin in broad sunlight, hands him food or flowers in front of people and receiving odd stares.

Arthur waits for Merlin's reactions and they seem rather hesitant if also positive. Yet, when Arthur finally gathers up the courage to confess, Merlin rejects him.

Arthur spends another few loops in bed, while Merlin no longer carries any memories of the incident. Arthur then asks Gaius dejectedly who the most powerful sorcerer is he knows.

And Gaius says Emrys and tells him the man lives in the woods, a two day march from Camelot. Arthur loses hope. One loop equals a day. He'd never make it. That is IF the man is even there.

On loop xy, Arthur asks Gaius again, during a different time of day, where Emrys lives. And Gaius answers: about half a day ride north, Sire.

Arthur is confused. That doesn't make sense. Why would Gaius say something different than last time? Gaius was clearly part of the loop! Unless he's lying. And each time he lied he just said the first thing that came to mind.

Arthur stops avoiding Merlin at one point and accepts that Merlin won't respond to his feelings. So, he approaches him and tries to discuss magic issues with him. While Merlin warns him of magic like read from a script, Arthur argues positive aspects. Because he's trying to talk himself into turning to magic to maybe manage to save himself if he trained himself in the arts. Even if it takes years of the timeloop.

Unprompted, Merlin hugs him tight and looks at him with so much affection that Arthur is sure Merlin likes him.

Needless to day, Arthur is more than confused. And Arthur notices another thing. Both Merlin and Gaius react differently to him, depending on how he talks. If he's positive about magic, they are eager to help. Merlin looks most carefree then. And almost like he wants to ... Well, what exactly?

One loop, Arthur tests the theorie: Merlin, I'm going to lift the magic ban.

Merlin stops in his tracks and stares at Arthur. Arthur repeats himself, nervous of the response. Almost more nervous than he was when he got rejected.

Arthur: merlin?

Merlin: why

Arthur: because magic isn't as evil as my father had me believe.

Merlin: is this a trick?

Arthur: a trick? No. I just understand now that sometimes magic is needed. And I need magic right now. *Explains situation*

Merlin: ... arthur, i don't know how many timeloops you've been through

Arthur: you believe me? Uhhhh... 200, probably

Merlin: ... I can help you

Arthur: how?

Merlin: because I'm emrys

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I like to think that Gaius sent letters, but non of them detailed his job with the prince. Just that he was annoying, and annoyed the prince again.

So Hunith is like , well I’m never going to see my son again. So writing that help letter, was not just a call for help, but in her mind the last time she will see her son.

But then he turned up with prince Arthur, and she’s like.. so there friends then, how in the actual god did my son, a sorcerer, become friends with the prince of Camelot, where magic is outlined.

And nobody explains that Merlín is his manservant. Ever, like it is just a constant mystery for her, which she eventually learns to accept.

Building off of my last post, do we think Hunith knew about Merlin's new job making arthur pendragon question his sexuality serving the prince? do you think Gaius was sending her daily letters like 'Guess what your bitchy warlock child did this time' or did he just arrive back with arthur and she was like ??? why has my son turned the crown prince gay???? is this illegal???

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Is it gay to kiss your friend?

Is it gay to kiss your friend on the lips?

What is a crush?

What to get your crush as a gift?

Where do I buy puppies?

How much is a puppy?

Where am I?

What is the current currency in the uk?

How many Roman pennies in a pound?

Why are puppies so expensive?

Closest dog shelter?

Arthur in the future discovering Google:

Arthurian legends

History for the past 1500 years

Where is Camelot now?

What happened to King Arthur’s unsent letters to Merlin?

How can I get something from an archive?

Can I keep something from an archive?

How much does it cost to buy an archive?

What is sexuality?

Why are people arguing King Arthur’s sexuality?

King Arthur’s wife.

What was king Arthur’s sexuality?

Am I gay quiz

Can I like both?

How to tell my best friend I’m not only attracted to women?

How to tell my best friend he’s hot without complimenting him?

What is fragile masculinity?

How can I have strong masculinity?

How to confidently compliment my best friend without hitting on him?

What’s no homo?

Can best friends hug?

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My favorite Merlin head cannon is that Arthur knew Merlin had a secret that they didn't talk about because it would get him in trouble with the law

but he always just assumed the secret was Merlin that preferred men.

feat: this scene

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Gawain: Leon! Help!

Leon: What happened?

Gawain: I fucked up. I fucked up for real this time. Arthur's going to turn me into pieces and eat me alive before setting what's left on fire!

Leon: Calm down. Arthur may be a strict and a bad temper man sometimes. But he would never actually kill you or harm you. No matter how mad he get-

Gawain: I broke Merlin.

Leon:...

Leon: What do you mean you broke Merlin?

Gawain: We were bored. Merlin wanted to show me a new trick and started jumping trees-

Leon: Jumping trees?

Gawain: Well kind of, he was floating with his magic or something to get from one branch to another, but then a branch broke and he didn't... float anymore?

Leon: Merlin fell from a tree.

Gawain: Yes, I tried to catch him but I was too far and he may have a couple of scratches now... and broken ankle.

Leon: So Merlin got hurt.

Gawain: Yes.

Leon: Under your watch.

Gawain: Yes.

Leon: And because you were playing around with his magic.

Gawain: Yes.

Leon: Magic that is still punishable by death in Camelot and our king has been working hard to make legal again since he found out about Merlin's and you let him use it openly... injuring himself in the process... just for fun.

Gawain: ... Yes?

Leon: ...

Leon: I'll call Geoffrey

Gawain: Why?

Leon: He'll help you with your will

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"that sounds..." "lonely? yeh."

And then they spent the next few thousands of years, making sure the other wasnt lonely. hush, shut up, be quiet, im ill

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You know who loves casinos? Crowley. Because he has a lot of luck in the game. Luck of the devil and all that

Every time he is (lowkey) forced to go to America, even if he is just supposed to pop up into Mississippi, he eventually finds his way to Vegas and spends at least a week there. Not only is it an excuse to wear his best clothes and look his best, but hey, Vegas is a pool of sin. Greed. Lust. Envy. Easy ass temptations. It's his element

At some point in time, while in Vegas, he comes across the angel. It was unexpected, surely, but a nice surprise nonetheless. As an angel, Crowley would have thought Aziraphale would stay as far away from places like these as possible not to get tainted by all the sins, and yet, here he is.

"Angel." Crowley approaches him from behind, leaning on the bar next to him.

"Crowley." Aziraphale answers, not looking up from his wine glass.

"Never thought I would find you in the Bellagio. Or Vegas in general, for that matter."

"And why is that?"

"Oh, you know, all the sin. Everywhere you look. Must feel like an itch to your..." He wiggles his fingers. "...angelic senses. Popped around to bless some poor, corrupted soul?"

Aziraphale finally looks up, offering him a smile.

"If you must know, I'm on vacation."

Crowley lifts an eyebrow over his sunglasses.

"Vacation?"

"Indeed." Aziraphale turns around on his seat, so he is not facing the bar anymore, but the populace in general. "Wanted to know what all the fuss about this place was about."

Crowley mimics him, leaning both his elbows on the bar, watching the people around the hotel.

"And? What's the verdict?"

The angel sighs, looking up at him again, as Crowley looks down at him as well.

"I've mostly been watching the live shows, honestly. Some are good, most are mediocre. I've been waiting for the right time to try one of the casinos."

"And what, exactly, is the definition of 'right time'?" Aziraphale opens a slow bastardly smile in his direction, lifting an eyebrow. "Oh." Crowley smiles back, slightly leaning in his direction. "Angel, you been waiting for me. What a gentleman."

Aziraphale chuckles and gets up from his seat, running his hands down his clothes.

"I could feel your presence as soon as I stepped out of the airplane, my dear."

"And what best way to fall into sin than with the devil himself at your side, is it?" Crowley offers him his arm, but Aziraphale bats it away playfully.

"Don't say it like that. I'm merely curious as to why humans seem to enjoy the dangers of gambling so much." He gestures towards the entrance of the casino. "Shall I tempt you into keeping me company?"

The demon snorts, giving the angel a final once over, before offering him a cocky smile and setting his hand on the angel's lower back, guiding him to the casino.

"Aren't you a box full of surprises." He leans closer and whispers on Aziraphale's ear before straightening himself and looking for some avaliable space at a Russian Roulette.

Alas, Crowley is certainly lucky at the game, but so is Aziraphale, even though he wouldn't call it luck. He would say "it's simple strategy, dear boy!"

They play many games through the night, but they spend most of their time at the poker table. Crowley's poker face is good. It comes with the job description. And he's got some extra points because of the sunglasses. But, surprisingly so, so is Aziraphale's. He is so good, in fact, that they stop playing as adversaries and form a team. With 6000 years under their belt of being secretive, they read each other's subtle signs easily and clean the tables like a very efficient money vacuum. They work so good together they fall into suspicious of cheating and, before they are thrown out, they collect the money and leave of their own accord, right in the direction of the bar where they get absolutely plastered.

"Anyway, until when are you staying? If given two more days I'm sure we can clean the whole of Vegas!"

Aziraphale snorts into his whiskey.

"I don't know, my dear. I think I've had excitement enough for the next year."

"Aww no!" Crowley fully tuns towards Aziraphale, laying his hand on his shoulder. "Cmon, we killed it! We could leave this place multimillionaires!"

"You know we, technically, already are, dear boy. We can literally make money out of the aether."

Crowley rolls his eyes, giving Aziraphale's shoulder a little push.

"It's the principle of the thing. Money won, not made. It has a whole other thrill."

"Mmh." The angel stays in silence for a couple of moments, looking at his glass, until he looks up at the demon. "Where are you staying?"

"Here. You?"

"Four Seasons. Do you want to have breakfast with me tomorrow?"

"At the Four Seasons?" Aziraphale nods while Crowley takes a sip of his glass. "Meet you at 9?"

"At 9."

They did meet, indeed. And had breakfast together. And lunch. And dinner. And when Aziraphale was supposed to stay for only 2 more days, he expanded his stay to 4 more days to leave on the same day as Crowley.

I don't need to say they spent the rest of the days glued to each other. Crowley even changed his stay from the Bellagio to the Four Seasons to be more "efficient", or so he says.

They explored the whole Strip and cleaned every casino they set foot in. Aziraphale made a schedule with all the live shows he wanted to watch and he dragged Crowley up and down the Strip to watch all of them and then give a very detailed review to a very drunk Crowley in his hotel room at the end of the day (aka never before 6am).

After the Second Coming, already living together in the cottage, Crowley will randomly remember that week and ask Aziraphale if he wants to go on a quick vacation and give Vegas a second spin. Aziraphale packs his bags in 35 minutes.

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Remus: Pads, you need to learn to love yourself.

Sirius: *staring at him in disbelief* Don't you literally hate yourself?

Remus: This is about you, Sirius, you're deflecting.

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“I think I understand a whole lot better than you do”

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just to hide outside your door 🐍🍎

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GOOD OMENS SEASON 3 IS HAPPENING SO I SHALL REPOST ALL OF MY GOOD OMENS ART IN CELEBRATION!! 🥳❤️

WAHOO!!!

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Catch a fallen star…

I hope you like this extra special piece. My hands and eyes hurt 😅