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I love it <3
Barbara: We call that a traumatic event
Barbara *to Lydia*: Not a “bruh moment”
Barbara *to Beetlejuice*: Not a “major L”
Barbara *back to Lydia*: And definitely not an “OOF lmao”
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LOVE
Lydia: Why’s Adam crying?
Barbara: He thinks he stepped on a ladybug.
Lydia: Thinks?
Barbara: It was a red M&M.
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INCREDIBLE
Adam: i don’t think you can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time
Beetlejuice: [cracking his knuckles]
Beetlejuice: manslaughter it is
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BJ: Pronouns? What so now I have to pay a subscription?
Lydia: you could cancel your free trial
BJ: good, don’t refer to me at all
#Beetlejuice#beetlegeuse#incorrect beetlejuice quotes#beetlejuice incorrect quotes#lydia deetz#Beetlejuice the musical#beetlejuice broadway
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I love Encanto and I love fanfiction and stuff but the fact that shit has to be tagged NO INC * ST because there’s so damn much is disgusting tbh
Like I just want some fluffy and angsty fics why does the internet need to be like this
WHEN YOU FILTER IT YOU LOSE LIKE 700 fics?? Y’all it’s been less than a MONTH
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Bill: Do you know how long it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Paul: I think-
Emma: Seventy-two hours.
Paul: ...How do you-
Emma *staring into empty space over the rim of her coffee cup: There's a clown behind you.
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Lydia: Thought I was meowing back at my cats for the past hour. Turns out it was just me and Beetlejuice meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
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Kate: I hate gender reveal parties.
Kate: It is always a gender I am already aware of, never a new one.
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Adam: Please don't make fun of me if I misuse dated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?
Lydia *sighing* Yeah, we're cowabunga on this.
#lydia deetz#adam maitland#Beetlejuice#Beetlejuice the musical#beetlejuice musical#incorrect beetlejuice quotes
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Lydia *sneezes*:
Beetlejuice *on the roof*: bless you
Lydia: God?
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Lydia: Barbara you love me right?
Barbara: …normally I would say yes without hesitation but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like
#barbara maitland#lydia deetz#Beetlejuice the musical#beetlejuice musical#incorrect beetlejuice quotes#Beetlejuice
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Riley: How am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions
#riley watt#riley williams#watt#we are the tigers#incorrect we are the tigers#we are the tigers musical
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Barbara: We call that a traumatic event
Barbara *to Lydia*: Not a "bruh moment"
Barbara *to Beetlejuice*: Not a "major L"
Barbara *back to Lydia*: And definitely not an "OOF lmao"
#barbara maitland#Beetlejuice#Beetlejuice the musical#beetlejuice musical#incorrect beetlejuice quotes#lydia deetz
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Adam: i don’t think you can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time
Beetlejuice: [cracking his knuckles]
Beetlejuice: manslaughter it is
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Lydia: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Beetlejuice Now I know what I need.
Delia: Therapy?
Charles: An exorcism?
Beetlejuice: ...I was going to say love and appreciation.
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Charles: Well, this is the weirdest occult summoning ritual I've ever walked in on.
Otho: ... How many have you walked in on?
Charles: Honestly, I don't bother counting.
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