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I had been lost to you, sunlight

#drizzt do'urden #catti brie battlehammer #legend of drizzt

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Some words of wisdom from The Kao, author of "Mondo Mango" and "Magical Boy"

#wtiting advice #art advice #encouragement #the kao

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I've been there! To Vaduz, specifically/ I made a special trip there in my youth (meaning 8 years ago) because I think it's got cool history.

I had lunch at a Subway and their lettuce was labeled as "green salad." The employee was very amused that I called it "lettuce." There was a guided tour, a sort of train, around the city. The tour ended with a recorded theme song in German. I only understood one phrase: "my treasure." I embarrassed myself by asking how to reach the royal palace, and was informed by a local that it wasn't open to tourists because, y'know... there's people living there. Duh.

It was a good trip.

#personal post #Liechtenstein

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modern au drizzt as a park ranger silly doodles and silly ideas under the cut

Keep reading

#legend of drizzt modern au #I just noticed his little ear warmers

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how?? just how?

#amaury guichon #the chocolate guy #chocolate flamingo float

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Serenity

#dnd #drow #I like drawing drow boys with rapunzel hair

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Just Drizzt chillin’ with his kitty~~

#legend of drizzt #drizzt do'urden #guenhwyvar #the simplicity of the face contrasted with the crosshatching in the rest of the pic really draws the eye to his face #I dig it

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These were the friends who gave me my life...

(Well, today is the first day I signed up for Turmbr! Nice to meet u)

#legend of drizzt #welcome. join us

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its a sad song

#hadestown #hadestown musical

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The Monster You're Told I Am

Rated: T

Fandom(s): Baldur's Gate 3, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Ship: Halsin/Lambert

Summary:

The first time they meet, Lambert is on a hunt. Halsin doesn't know the silver sword's meant for his throat. He doesn't know the devil-eyed man can tell what he is at a glance. And he doesn't know, not until much later, that the witcher killed a man for him before the tenday's end.

#the witcher #baldur's gate 3 #lambert #halsin #fanfic #werebear halsin

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#legend of drizzt #my kingdom for an english translation!!

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Yes, Alphonse Elric wouldn’t hurt a fly, but he WOULD call his brother a “big fat idiot” and punch him in the face with the metal gauntlet he has for a fist. And would do it again.

#alphonse elric #fullmetal alchemist

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The mighty deity Drizzit, 1 year later and 100% more feral:

This is his holy symbol:

It appears in varying degrees of stick figure-ness; Kuo-Toa aren't very good at drawing.

Wait. WAIT.

Kuo-Toa are native to the Underdark. One of their racial traits is that they make up deities and have such STRONG faith in them that they manifest actual divine powers.

When Drizzt leaves Menzoberranzan, he stumbles onto a tribe of Kuo-Toa. He beats an enemy in front of them. They fall down at his feet and praise their new god. He is confused but sticks around because the fish-people are so nice to him and he's lonely. In return, he protects them and teaches them to fight better (and also reins in their murder instincts). The tribe prospers. Their faith grows.

By the time House Do'urden hunts him down, they're facing a small-god with a fishman army.

#drizzt do'urden #legend of drizzt #smallgod au #kuo toa

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Me waiting outside Elliot’s cabin every day so I can throw a lobster at him the second he steps outside

#elliott #stardew valley

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"This fic is self-indulgent and niche-" All fic is self-indulgent and was niche at some point. Let's get you some fruit.

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Friend made a joke that needed to be drawn out.

#baldur's gate 3