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[tonys-favorite-intern]

I what

why does peter eat sticks?

He what

[tonys-favorite-intern]

He kept claiming he hadn't so I let Nat do it!

Hi, nice to meet you, I adopt Peter.

Anyways, if someone asks you to join a cult, don’t.

black widow!!! i could have sworn that mr. stark adopted peter but im sure whatever avengers co-parenting you have going on is cool

and yeah no i dont typically join cults actually so. dont worry about it??

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[tonys-favorite-intern]

peter! okay so i asked @brooklynsspiderman where they found a radioactive spider! but they didn’t know. so im asking you! just don’t tell nat…

Um... why would I know? Try asking either @respect-the-hyphen or @earth-65-spiderwoman

[tonys-favorite-intern]

are you single????

please???

No sorry :( I have an amazing girlfriend who I haven't been able to convince to get tumblr (yet)

[tonys-favorite-intern]

Merry Christmas Tony's intern, have a thing of cookies and also this stuffed animal. Give may this coffee flavored scented candle from me:)

Awww! Thank you! Wait, why did you say the candle was coffee flavored? And why is there a bite mark on it?

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[tonys-favorite-intern]

"When you can do the things I can, but you don't, and then bad things happen, they happen because of you"

The Avengers community has grown.

And I cannot keep track of it all. All Avengers (+ Time Squad) reblog this post with one of your quotes.

I'll start. Ahem.

"I HAVE BEEN FALLING... FOR THIRTY MINUTES!"

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[tonys-favorite-intern]

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, I would never read any fanfic...

(I'm not a fan of romantic ships, but for platonic it's irondad and spiderson)

what’s going on between you and mobius???

I consulted with @tonys-favorite-intern. According to Peter, it's called "pining."

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[tonys-favorite-intern]

PETER HIDE ME, I JUST STOLE BUCKY'S ARM AND I LEFT MY PHONE BEHIND WHEN I BOLTED

I KNOW WE HAVENT MET OTHER THAN THAT ONE TIME DURING CAP AND STARK'S FIGHT BUT I SAW YOU WEB HIM DOWN FOR A LITTLE WHILE SO PLEASE-

I think you might want to ask spidey that, I don't even know where he keeps his web shooters

@respect-the-hyphen

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[tonys-favorite-intern]

Counter argument: please

hear me out……

You give Peter the gun and convince him to talk in a 60s mobster voice

Counter argument: no.

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[tonys-favorite-intern]

How is that so accurate???

Tags: @imnothulk @sleepingnova and anyone else who wants to do this

Is it me or is it giving Remus Lupin vibes?

Tagging my lovely @somewereinthegalaxi and @🫵 (person behind the screen, yesh 'm talking about you)

No pressure as always ~

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[tonys-favorite-intern]

I'll call Ms. Potts!

As my intern would say: "commit to the bit."

This, apparently, does not apply to fatherhood and going absent for an extended amount of time without warning. Who would've known?

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[tonys-favorite-intern]

Please dont commit to the bit of being an awful father, I already had one and would not like a repeat of it

As my intern would say: "commit to the bit."

This, apparently, does not apply to fatherhood and going absent for an extended amount of time without warning. Who would've known?

#mcu #marvel mcu #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #irondad and spiderson #iron dad

[tonys-favorite-intern]

It's not my fault the comms default to being on!

Peter, not realizing his comm is on in the middle of a fight: “NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?”

a chorus of exhausted sounding adults in varying levels of pain: “never give up”

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[tonys-favorite-intern]

Tony: What state are you in?

Bucky: Constant anxiety

Steve: Denial

Natasha: Perfection

Peter: New York?

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[tonys-favorite-intern]

Wanna make something blow up in the lab? Tony said I can't cause "it's his lab" but idc I'm doing it anyway

I mean I don't want to upset mister Stark, but I also really wanna blow something up now so yes!

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[tonys-favorite-intern]

You should take it as a compliment!

Kill me.

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[tonys-favorite-intern]

This is a lot more like therapy then an interrogation

Kill me.

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