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Roman: Look, last night was a mistake.

Austin: A sexy mistake.

Roman: No, just a regular mistake.

#my ocs #roman charles #austin graham #incorrect quotes #roman feels slight sexual attraction for the first time in his life when drunk as hell #ends up sleeping with austin (as one does) #wakes up the next morning like ‘oh my god what did i just do’ #he’s having a crisis over his first sexual experience ever #while austin is in the kitchen vibing to lizzo cooking breakfast in his underwear

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Austin: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Shiane: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

#my ocs #austin graham #shiane lashae #incorrect quotes #i don’t know what the original context for this was #so i can’t decide if this is two friends who are dumb asf or if they’re actually dating #it can work either way with these two #but shiane would definitely follow this with ‘and you’re not even the top asshole. we’re both switches’

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Venus: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Rory: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Roman: I kicked Noble in the shin-

Noble: -So I kicked Roman between the legs.

Austin: I burned a town down.

Venus: What?!

Noble: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Austin: A lot of things.

Roman: No shit.

#my ocs #venus nightingale #rory williams #roman charles #noble athanas #austin graham #incorrect quotes #in reality all of them are lying about the worst thing they did wrong except for him #‘i mean i didn’t mean to burn the entire town down. just one house. but the fire spread kinda fast…’

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Zeke: A sprite is anything not static.

Austin: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.

Matthias: A sprite is a fucking soda.

Matthias: You god damn geekass bastards.

#my ocs #zeke james #austin graham #matthias moore #incorrect quotes #fun fact #austin and matthias have a rivalry in pretty much every world they’re in together #which is why austin goes out of his way to annoy the fuck out of matthias

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Austin: Rory, I know you love Izzy. I mean, we all do, she’s a very nice person and I respect her immensely.

Austin: But I think she might be a fucking idiot.

#my ocs #austin graham #rory williams #izzy singh #incorrect quotes #i adore izzy she’s only a lil dumb

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Austin: Have you done this before?

Matthias: Well, Austin, it's like if you read the script you come better prepared.

Shiane: That's not what we do in the US, we don't read things.

Austin: I don't read, Matthias.

#my ocs #austin graham #matthias moore #shiane lashae #incorrect quotes #matthias wanted to seem cool in front of shiane #instead he just got hit with the one two combo of ‘we don’t do that here’ and ‘i don’t read’ #in reality austin and shiane both read a shit ton. they’re just messing with him bc he was clearly over prepared for whatever this was

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Atlas: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Shiane does? What if she jumps off a cliff?

Austin: If Shiane were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Shiane jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Atlas: You jump off a cliff.

Austin: Gladly, provided Shiane did first.

#my ocs #james atlas anderson #austin graham #shiane lashae #incorrect quotes

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Austin, texting Venus: Any plans for tonight?

Venus: No.

Austin: Loser.

#my ocs #austin graham #venus nightingale #incorrect quotes #venus: what about you? #venus: don’t answer. i bet you’re going to sit on your couch. smoke. and pine over shiane. right? #austin: (typing…)

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Roman: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Zeke: I don't know how to do that.

Noble: I don't wear a watch.

Austin: Time is a construct.

#my ocs #roman charles #ezekiel zeke james #noble athanas #austin graham #incorrect quotes #roman is just. so tired. so so tired.

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Jamie: Xavier is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Shiane: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Noble: Tackle him!

Nova: Dump him.

Kasey: Kick him in the shin!

Xavier: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

#my ocs #jamie beau #shiane lashae #noble athanas #nova jansen #kasey jackson #xavier jansen #incorrect quotes #this is a good insight into jamie/shiane/nova’s personalities i feel

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Ryan: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Noble: *blushing* I—

Shiane, butting into the conversation: Jamie is perfect, thanks for asking.

#my ocs #shiane lashae #ryan alexander #noble athanas #jamie beau #incorrect quotes #in case anyone was curious shiane adores jamie #like no matter what world they’re in #one where they’re just friends or they’re dating #shiane is very protective of jamie and loves her to death #she would also find any excuse to annoy the fuck out of noble and ryan. both of whom she also loves

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Sexuality list for characters. This list is liable to change as I get to know different characters better. Here we go:

Aidan Abaddon - bisexual

Ryan Alexander - panromantic asexual

James Atlas Anderson - straight

Noble Athanas - bisexual

Jamie Beau - heteroflexible (? figuring it out)

Callum Lynx Bennett - questioning, currently considers self heteroflexible

Alex Caxton - gay

Roman Charles - demiromantic demisexual

Carmilla Eve Eden - straight

Ezra Emerson - bisexual

Angel Foster - gay

Asher Graham - pansexual

Austin Graham - bisexual/pansexual (he doesn’t know which term he prefers, just knows he’s somewhere in there)

Elijah Hayes - gay

Kasey Jackson - gay

Ezekiel “Zeke” James - closeted bisexual

Nova Jansen - lesbian

Xavier Jansen - pansexual

North Landry - pansexual

Micah Lashae - straight (I think)

Shiane Lashae - bisexual

Whitley Lashae - androsexual (into men)

Matthias Moore - straight? potentially heteroflexible

Venus Nightingale - straight

Lux Rouge - straight

Aurora “Rory” Williams - straight

Azalea “Izzy” Singh - bisexual? lesbian? (she’s figuring it out)

#my ocs #aidan abaddon #ryan alexander #james atlas anderson #noble athanas #jamie beau #lynx bennett #alex caxton #roman charles #eve eden #ezra emerson #angel foster #asher graham #austin graham #elijah hayes #kasey jackson #zeke james #nova jansen #xavier jansen #north landry #micah lashae #shiane lashae #whitley lashae #matthias moore #venus nightingale #lux rouge #rory williams #izzy singh #fun fact for anyone who reads tags #noble and ryan are the only characters that are confirmed 100% always together

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Nova: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Jamie and I are dating.

Jamie, Shiane, Xavier, and Austin: *gasp*

Nova: Jamie, why are you surprised?!

#my ocs #nova jansen #jamie beau #shiane lashae #xavier jansen #austin graham #incorrect quotes #okay jamie and nova aren’t a confirmed thing in all versions of them #but they are really cute together in the worlds they are together #and i love them

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Noble: I intend to stay pissed at you forever.

Noble: Even if I seem helpful.

Nova: Then you're in luck.

Nova: Because you don't.

#my ocs #noble athanas #nova jansen #incorrect quotes

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Nova: Why am I the bad guy?

Xavier: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

#my ocs #nova jansen #xavier jansen #incorrect quotes #this would continue with either venus or austin cutting in with ‘no you’re the funny one. IM the pretty one’

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Jamie: Go ahead, Nova. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.

Shiane: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

#my ocs #shiane lashae #jamie beau #nova jansen #incorrect quotes #alfjskgjsj the generator keeps feeding me these perfect ones i love it

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Austin: I never said I was gonna get back together with him. But I was thinking, he’s in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave him a call?

Shiane: No. No, Austin, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Austin calls Alex. Number five: Jamie gets eaten by a shark.

Jamie: I’m Jamie, and I approve the order of that list.

#my ocs #shiane lashae #austin graham #jamie beau #alex caxton #incorrect quotes #there’s lore here #this is so good to me bc i used an incorrect quote generator for most of these #and so far i’ve had to change the names manually #but this one just immediately hit me with all of these names (except for alex but still) #and it’s like. literally perfect and so befitting of all their characters as well as their relationships with each other #funnier to imagine austin saying this hoping shiane will be like ‘don’t run back to your ex… come to me instead’ #in reality she’s wondering if she should move jamie’s shark attack death up a few on the list