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Oedipus complex? It's actually quite simple

#oedipus #joke

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Shorty got that decedent pussy

#tw necrophillia

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I don't get porn's obsession with the British Broadcasting Corporation

#just asking #british broadcasting corporation

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Shawty got me pontificating

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With great pussy comes great responsibility

#womans history month #pussy

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I was captain-zoned

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When she says the dick is dastardly

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Shorty turned that esophagus into a sarcophagus

#swallow

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Shorty got that perplexing pussy

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She called me captain. Have I been captain-zoned?

#captain #advice

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She called me Frankenstein after I showed her my monster (I have a skin graft on my penis)

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The devil walked up to me wearing a red dress and asked "Would you like to dance"

I'd tell you the rest but the devil is in the details

#funny #devil

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Ratatouille: Anyone can cook

Ratatouille 2: Let him cook

#ratatouille

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George Santos be like "Devolder? I hardly know her."

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Abraham Lincoln could've said "87 years ago" but he knew "four score and seven years ago" was gonna slap