tinyballofcanadianrage

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Happy Tomorroween is Halloween 🎃

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Do you know the Tunnel Monster of Cabbagetown? He stole my timbits and was very rude and hissy and I would like him to stop at least the hissing.

Sadly, no. Have you tried hissing back to establish dominance?

#Hi I return for like .5 seconds lol #maria is supremely unhelpful

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

#hewwow #this is 2022 me speaking with a very important message- the dicks ARE out for harambe

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Nothing like a classic moose stew. Reminds me of my childhood, in whats usually a good way.

Do Canadians eat as much moose meat as I am lead to believe?

Well that really depends on how much moose you think we eat. Plus, there's class issues and stuff ya know, availability, all that. If you hunt your own moose you're gonna eat it more than say, your average Toronto Joe who eats it every few weeks.

#ic reply #paperworkanddogs

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Do Canadians eat as much moose meat as I am lead to believe?

Well that really depends on how much moose you think we eat. Plus, there's class issues and stuff ya know, availability, all that. If you hunt your own moose you're gonna eat it more than say, your average Toronto Joe who eats it every few weeks.

#ic reply #paperworkanddogs #Yes I did indeed google do canadians eat moose and research this issue. #you can buy kangaroo meat in shops here so i wanted to know if Canada was the same with moose. apparently not. #however as always Maria saw a chance for mischief and being family doesn't and never has made you immune from her shenanigans

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Ok so despite my best efforts at beating Maria muse with a blunt stick attempts at getting rping back up have been a bust. SO tomorrow I will jump over to Matt who is @secondplayercanada and try stuff there. I know a bunch of you I follow here I don't there's so feel free to follow there. If you notice you follow me but I don't follow you, let me know!!! Please!!! I will be very glad to know and will follow. You're doing me a favour in fact, so please do.

#ooc

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Today's birthday has felt weird. Not sure what kind. I'm sure I'll over think it at work tomorrow.

#ooc #hi I'm now 25 and ready to go swinging into my mid life crisis #i have to be at work at 6am its 9:45pm i should've been in bed an hour ago #ah well

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Send me a + and my character will rate yours in terms of:

Attractiveness: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Amiability: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Fashionability: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Battle Skills: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Threat Level: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

#open #meme #open meme #do it i wanna do it plz plz plz #we do not need to have interacted much those ones are also very fun

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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

#ic and occ reblog #hee hee :] leetle ducks

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If you bought that new game I just have to say this:

Your teacher professor Eleazar Fig dies at the end of Hogwarts legacy. This happens in all possible endings and can't be changed. And Rookwood is the one who cursed Anne

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reminder for everyone to stop treating the harry potter issue as one that is only about trans people, please do not forget to listen to and stand up for jewish voices speaking out against this franchise and its creator.

#would Ingrid be disappointed in me if i #said this aloud/on the internet publicly #cw harry potter #harry potter #hogwarts legacy #this is all I'll put on this blog bc every time i think about terf k Rowling i have to ask myself so that i don't immediately fill with rig #ooc #anyway if you at all support jkr and this game don't just unfollow me block me and let me know so i know to block you back thxs

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Me, watching everyone on my dash; I love you all. I enjoy seeing you on my dash. If I follow you, even if I don't interact, it's because I enjoy your stuff and I do, in fact, desire interaction. Sadly my flesh form this year so far has been dedicated to making me miserable and feeling unpleasant to literally painful experience but! It will go away eventually. I love you all. Keep being on my dash amazing humans.

#ooc #i am especially miserable today and having to fight my jerk organ but its ok

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whoa you guys arent gonna believe this but i just saw moses come down the mountain again with a medium sized rock and he said theres a thirteenth commandment that just dropped and its that you cannot watch videos with sound on in public or you go to hell forever

#as maria is really not a nation so much as said geese they apply to her too #about the muse #muse humour

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Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

#Maria on her way to commit crimes #its a beautiful day and you are a horrible nation folk. #what crimes? Can be crimes against nutmeg or can be crimes crimes depends on her mood #about the muse

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Have you heard about our lord and savior vanilla extract

In the name of the vanilla extract, the alliums, and the holy salt, dig in.

#ic reply #for those who don't know alliums are the plant species that includes things like garlic onion ect #you know that ones that make food taste good #there's no such thing as too much garlic

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I am sick and tired of having people's blazed NSFW in my feed. I don't trust the algorithm/judgement system Tumblr has in the options to block NSFW stuff because it over reacts all the time. But I also DON'T want to see your tits and frankly I think I'm valid in saying that.

#vent #ooc #I've had the nsfw thing block fucking art stuff of knees before bc god forbid a bent knee in a tutorial be seen #so no i don't trust it but also i don't want your nsfw let me LIVE #give me PEACE

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I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /

#ic reply #can anyone say complicated feelings? #I wish I could get into these feelings but maria would rather die and i feel like i need more historical knowledge than i do #but yes complicated