i remember when bw came out, castelia city confused me a lot, but i quickly figured out where things were soon enough. i assumed the same to be true about lumiose city. but no. it has been two weeks and i still dont know where anything fucking is. i took a cab and the thing i wanted was across the street. i wonder further trying to find an escape or something familiar. i swear the back alleys are changing. i am lost in lumiose city. people challenge me to battles in the alley to mock me. not even the gogoat knows where it is going. i, the champion of the kalos league, the strongest trainer in kalos, cannot navigate this city. i will probably die in a back alley here and no one will be able to find me because no one else knows where anything is either. tell my mother i loved her even if she didnt come to my parade.