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How are you guys finding this blog.

#i #forgot it existed

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Mr LADiE's Man...

#YOU FLATTER ME WITH YOUR EXCELLENT ART! HOWEVER YOUR CAPTION DOESN'T QUITE REFLECT THE TRUTH #I AM AN *EVERYBODY'S* MAN!

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this concept makes me cry but its good to see you're still very nice

Same, honestly, but thank you! Even with this awful RP that I honestly didn't intend to become a thing, being as much of a creep as this Bastard has never, is not, and will never be my intention -- I can assume you of that much!

#thanks for the ask! #ask #anonymous

[times-new-bastard]

AH! I THINK I RECALL SOMEONE WITH THE ONLINE ALIAS "shy-pal-07" TALKING ABOUT THESE ON AN ANIME FORUM I STUMBLED UPON! THEY ARE A FORM OF JAPANESE WEAPONRY, CORRECT? A SWORD OF SOME SORT?

NOW, YOU SEE, I WOULD NEVER WIELD ANY FORM OF WEAPON, FOR I AM A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER! I DO NOT KNOW WHAT "NICE GUY" WOULD EVER WANT TO OWN ONE, BUT I AM CERTAINLY NOT ONE SUCH PERSON!

ALSO I WOULD ASK OP TO NOT QUESTION THE MEANING BEHIND THE SOCIOLECT WE GENTLEMEN PRACTISE AS A FORM OF ETIQUETTE! IT SHOULD NOT BE OF ANY CONCERN TO THEM!!

How come “nice guys” say M’lady but wear fedoras?

If you’re saying M’lady you should be wearing tights and a neck ruffle. If you’re wearing a fedora you should be saying like… see here and dame. Classy fedora dudes never said M’lady. Wtf.

And why do they always have katanas? There’s like 5 different time periods in this horrible trope.

#i found this in my drafts lol #forgot all about it

[times-new-bastard]

NOW THAT I HAVE ACTUALLY GOTTEN ROUND TO MAKING AN ADDITION TO THIS BLOG, I SHOULD LIVE UP TO MY PROMISE AND PROVE TO @blastlight THAT I, THE PRESTIGIOUS AND RESPECTFUL PAPYRUS, AM THE PERSISTENTEST OF THE PERSISTENT WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING PEOPLE FEEL WELCOME HERE!

SO, HELLO, M'FRIENDS @th4t-0n3-1nv151873-p3r50n, @amee-racle, @socks-without-shoes and @king-of-darkness21! THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WITH ME!

#spoiler: i am not persistent and i'm sorry #undertale #au #papyrus #fedora papyrus #times new bastard

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES. YES THEY ARE.

#i spent way longer on this than was necessary oh my god #broke: using time spent drawing to study which i'm meant to be doing #woke: doing this shit #undertale #fanart #my art #papyrus #fedora papyrus #times new bastard #shitpost #meme #ask #thanks for the ask! #anonymous #no i don't draw flamethrowers or guns how did you know #I SPELT 'SORE' WRONG I'M GOING TO C R Y

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WHAT A DIRTY IMPOSTER!!

tipping his fedora to you m’lady

#i keep forgetting to do things with this blog :')

[times-new-bastard]

I'VE JUST ATTEMPTED THIS. HE DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE ACKNOWLEDGED IT AT ALL, FROM THE FACT I COULDN'T HEAR ANYTHING IN HIS ROOM. PERHAPS HE WILL HAVE RESPONDED LATER. I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP, HUMAN! IT WOULD BE RATHER NICE TO NOT HAVE TO KEEP SHOUTING AT HIM THROUGH THE KEYHOLE. I DOUBT HE'S DOING THIS FOR ATTENTION, THOUGH, SINCE HE REJECTS MOST THAT I GIVE TO HIM!

HELLO @galaxytalesans20982!! THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING ME! I LIKE THE COLOUR SCHEME YOU WENT FOR WITH YOUR BLOG -- VERY NICE!

DO YOU MIND ME ASKING: IS YOUR URL IN REFERENCE TO MY BROTHER? AS FAR AS I AM AWARE, HE HAS NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN ANY KIND OF TALE IN THE GALAXY... OR ANY TALE ANYWHERE THAT IS OUTSIDE OF HIS BEDROOM, FOR THAT MATTER! BUT YOU ARE FREE TO SPECULATE AS YOU PLEASE!!

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YOU SEE, WHENEVER I TRY TO ASK HIM TO COME OUT OF HIS ROOM HE TELLS ME TO LEAVE HIM ALONE! AND I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND IT!! IF SOMETHING IS BOTHERING HIM, IT WOULD BE COMMON SENSE FOR HIM TO TALK TO ME ABOUT IT, SINCE THERE IS NO ONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE.

IT IS DIFFICULT TO BUILD UP THE ENERGY TO BE NICE TO HIM, WHEN HE'S SO INSUFFERABLY MESSY HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO LEAVE THE HOUSE IN SHAMBLES WITH HIS DARN SOCKS AND CLOTHES AND FOOD WRAPPING ALL OVER THE HOUSE WHEN I LOOK AWAY FOR ONE SECOND! I'M NOT EXAGGERATING! MY LIVING ROOM WAS NICE AND NEAR WHEN I WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO CHECK THE BOILER. FIVE SECONDS LATER, I TURN AND SOCKS ARE TAKING A REST ON THE SOFA, A T-SHIRT IS LOUNGING ON THE TV, AND CHISP PACKETS ARE STREWN EVERYWHERE! I'D BE IMPRESSED IF I DIDN'T NEED TO CLEAN IT ALL UP. IT IS TIRING, AND WHAT WOULD BE ADDING TO IT WOULD BE TO TRY AND SMILE AND ACT LIKE NOTHING IS THE MATTER WITH HIS BEHAVIOUR.

AS FOR TALKING TO HIS FRIENDS... WELL, I DON'T THINK HE HAS ANY! I KNOW THAT IS A TERRIBLE THING TO HAVE TO SAY, BUT SINCE HE RARELY LEAVES THE HOUSE, AND DOESN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THE UNDERNET, I CANNOT SEE HOW HE WOULD BE ABLE TO EVEN MAKE ACQUAINTANCES WITH PEOPLE. I'VE TRIED TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT THAT, TOO, TO NO AVAIL.

I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORTS, M'FRIEND, BUT THERE IS SIMPLY NO GETTING THROUGH TO HIM!

HELLO @galaxytalesans20982!! THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING ME! I LIKE THE COLOUR SCHEME YOU WENT FOR WITH YOUR BLOG -- VERY NICE!

DO YOU MIND ME ASKING: IS YOUR URL IN REFERENCE TO MY BROTHER? AS FAR AS I AM AWARE, HE HAS NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN ANY KIND OF TALE IN THE GALAXY... OR ANY TALE ANYWHERE THAT IS OUTSIDE OF HIS BEDROOM, FOR THAT MATTER! BUT YOU ARE FREE TO SPECULATE AS YOU PLEASE!!

#so yeah you might have gathered #the skelebros don't have the greatest relationship with this version of paps

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AH, THANK YOU FOR THE GLITTER, HUMAN! THIS FONDLY REMINDS OF A DISTANT ROBOT ACQUAINTANCE OF MINE! AND IT IS VERY PRETTY! I THINK IT WILL LOOK QUITE EXQUISITE ON MY HAT!

OH, IF ONLY THAT WERE TRUE. BUT RIGHT NOW I AM HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE SIMPLY GETTING HIM TO TALK TO ME AT ALL, LET ALONE TELL ME THE SECRETS HE HAS! IT IS INFURIATING!!

HELLO @galaxytalesans20982!! THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING ME! I LIKE THE COLOUR SCHEME YOU WENT FOR WITH YOUR BLOG -- VERY NICE!

DO YOU MIND ME ASKING: IS YOUR URL IN REFERENCE TO MY BROTHER? AS FAR AS I AM AWARE, HE HAS NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN ANY KIND OF TALE IN THE GALAXY... OR ANY TALE ANYWHERE THAT IS OUTSIDE OF HIS BEDROOM, FOR THAT MATTER! BUT YOU ARE FREE TO SPECULATE AS YOU PLEASE!!

#by distant acquaintance he means 'yeah i know of him but i've never....... #met him.......... and he......... doesn't know i exist........ so.......' #but he's not gonna say THAT now is he

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HELLO @galaxytalesans20982!! THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING ME! I LIKE THE COLOUR SCHEME YOU WENT FOR WITH YOUR BLOG -- VERY NICE!

DO YOU MIND ME ASKING: IS YOUR URL IN REFERENCE TO MY BROTHER? AS FAR AS I AM AWARE, HE HAS NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN ANY KIND OF TALE IN THE GALAXY... OR ANY TALE ANYWHERE THAT IS OUTSIDE OF HIS BEDROOM, FOR THAT MATTER! BUT YOU ARE FREE TO SPECULATE AS YOU PLEASE!!

#you watch me properly respond to everyone who follows this blog #i have too much free time

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!

I AM ASTONISHED AT MYSELF THAT I DID NOT THANK @blastlight, @dumbassv32 AND @im-sleepy-goodnight FOR FOLLOWING ME!! I FEEL AS THOUGH IT WOULD BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR ME TO ENSURE THAT I GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO COMES ALONG TO MY BLOG, OR ELSE YOU MAY LOOK AT ME AS A HIGH-HORSED BUNGOOSE! WHICH I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT! I AM A MAN WHOSE AIM IT IS TO ENSURE THAT EVERYONE I MEET FEELS THE RESPECT A GENTLEMAN SHOULD DISH OUT!!

HAVE YOURSELVES A GOOD DAY, M'GOOD FRIENDS!!

#i was tryin'a find a word to use for 'idiot' and was about to whip out the ol' thesaurus when i remembered #'oh ye papyrus makes up words' #i need to remember to use 'boondoggle' more in my day to day life #IT'S STILL A GOOD NAME FOR HIM TBF

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OH, I SHALL NOT BE OUT-TIPPED TODAY!

YIU VANMOT SEE BYT I HAVD TIOPED MY SKULL TO YOU, M'LADY!

MAY I ASK, BY THE WAY, WHY YOU WERE SCREAMING EARLIER? IT IS NOT A CRITIQUE OF ANY SORT -- I UNDERSTAND THAT HUMANS HAVE TO LET OUT THEIR EMOTIONS IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER -- BUT IT SEEMED RATHER STRANGE, GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

I AM ASTONISHED AT MYSELF THAT I DID NOT THANK @blastlight, @dumbassv32 AND @im-sleepy-goodnight FOR FOLLOWING ME!! I FEEL AS THOUGH IT WOULD BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR ME TO ENSURE THAT I GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO COMES ALONG TO MY BLOG, OR ELSE YOU MAY LOOK AT ME AS A HIGH-HORSED BUNGOOSE! WHICH I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT! I AM A MAN WHOSE AIM IT IS TO ENSURE THAT EVERYONE I MEET FEELS THE RESPECT A GENTLEMAN SHOULD DISH OUT!!

HAVE YOURSELVES A GOOD DAY, M'GOOD FRIENDS!!

#NO DONT ENCOURAGE HIM JESUS #edited because i wasn't really thinking and uhhh 'you wonderful young lady' was.......... not good.......... at all.........

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH, M'LADY!! ALTHOUGH YOU CAN'T SEE IT RIGHT NOW, I AM TIPPING MY HAT TO YOU WITH GRATITUDE!

I AM ASTONISHED AT MYSELF THAT I DID NOT THANK @blastlight, @dumbassv32 AND @im-sleepy-goodnight FOR FOLLOWING ME!! I FEEL AS THOUGH IT WOULD BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR ME TO ENSURE THAT I GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO COMES ALONG TO MY BLOG, OR ELSE YOU MAY LOOK AT ME AS A HIGH-HORSED BUNGOOSE! WHICH I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT! I AM A MAN WHOSE AIM IT IS TO ENSURE THAT EVERYONE I MEET FEELS THE RESPECT A GENTLEMAN SHOULD DISH OUT!!

HAVE YOURSELVES A GOOD DAY, M'GOOD FRIENDS!!

#you better NOT

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I AM ASTONISHED AT MYSELF THAT I DID NOT THANK @blastlight, @dumbassv32 AND @im-sleepy-goodnight FOR FOLLOWING ME!! I FEEL AS THOUGH IT WOULD BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR ME TO ENSURE THAT I GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO COMES ALONG TO MY BLOG, OR ELSE YOU MAY LOOK AT ME AS A HIGH-HORSED BUNGOOSE! WHICH I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT! I AM A MAN WHOSE AIM IT IS TO ENSURE THAT EVERYONE I MEET FEELS THE RESPECT A GENTLEMAN SHOULD DISH OUT!!

HAVE YOURSELVES A GOOD DAY, M'GOOD FRIENDS!!

#i'm not tagging anything goddamn imagine someone casually scrolling through the undertale tag and suddenly this Bastard is up in their face

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WOWIE!!!!!! FANART????? I AM QUITE HONOURED! I LOOK INCREDIBLY DASHING, I MUST SAY!! POSSIBLY EVEN MORE SO THAN I DO IN REAL LIFE! NYEH HEH HEH!!

I DO NOT KNOW WHO THE YOUNG CHILD IS THAT I AM HOLDING, BUT I EXPECT WHAT I AM PORTRAYED TO SAY HERE WOULD BE TRUE, WERE I TO HAVE ONE! SADLY, FOR THE TIME BEING, I AM FAR TOO BUSY IN MY DAY-TO-DAY LIFE TO BE MINDFUL OF CHILDREN!

Does SkeleChara wear other hats? Like fedoras, top hats, ball caps, and whatnot?

Yes, they do wear other hats, but they prefer the beanie (they’re self-conscious about being bald). Also, I am so sorry to inform you that your question gave me a terrible idea. I haven’t drawn Fedora Pap in forever (AKA Papyrus v.0001)

So here is my cursed shitpost of the week.

#yep i'm scared now #undertale #fanart #skelechara #papyrus #fedora papyrus #fedora chara #hey it rhymes #please take my apology for this

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NYEH... THAT WAS TERRIBLE, BUT I SHALL LET YOU OFF THIS TIME...

[image description: regular pooh bear looks bored next to the word “aromantic”. in the next panel, pooh bear in a suit and bow tie smirks at “romon’t”. end image description.]

#he will not let you be aromantic in peace #he will not let anyone he's taken an interest in be ANYTHING in peace #watch out #oh god i just realised how scary saying 'nyeh' as this Bastard is