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*smooches your forehead* I love youuu 🤭💕✨

AHHHHH WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS??? You sneaky thing. But

EEEEEEE BABE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, EVERYTHING YOU DO MAKES ME SO MUCH MORE HAPPIER, IM SO GLAD YOU’RE MINE🤧✨🤍😩☺️

#she’s so cute #chrissy x asher

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I love her with every fiber of my being.

Hi beautiful, I just wanted to tell you that you make my day brighter with everything that you do. Nothing in this world could tear me apart from you, not even if everyone disagrees what we have, not even if you were somehow taken from me, I would fight. I love you so much, you don’t even know how precious you are to me, you bring so much joy and happiness in my life, my love for you grows stronger everyday.

But that’s not all, you understand me in ways I didn’t even understand myself at first, when I’m having a bad day, I know that I can talk to you and feel better in seconds, the effect you have on me is something real, something I haven’t felt in a long time, I wish to keep it for all of time.

One day, I’ll finally get down on my holy knee, and ask you to be mine for eternity, I know, I know that will not be a mistake, but destiny, fate even, written and align in the stars above us. Then soon, when we grow old, and die in each others arms, we will become one of those stars and align someone else’s love story like ours.

Oops, sorry for the rant my love, I just want to express how much I truly love you. That’s all for now babes, I love you so much.✨🤍

Darling, I… I… *passes out*

*jumps back up on my feet* DARLINGG OMGGGGGG

IM GONNA CRYYYY!! THESE MESSAGES YOU LEAVE ME ARE SO SWEET OMGG I LOVE YOUUU 💕✨💕✨💕✨💕✨

IVE NEVER FELT SO LOVED BEFORE!! I CANT DESCRIBE THE AMOUNT OF ECSTASY IM FEELING RIGHT NOW!! THIS FEELING IM EXPERIENCING IS IS UNREAL! OMG IM SO HAPPYYY! 🥹💕✨

YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL, PRETTY BOY!! I CANT WAIT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU! I WANNA HUG YOU, CUDDLE YOU, KISS YOU! I WANNA GIVE YOU ALL MY LOVE!! WE’RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER, I CAN FEEL IT DEEP IN MY SOUL!! ✨💕💕💕✨💕✨💕💕✨✨💕✨✨✨💕✨✨💕✨✨💕✨✨💕✨

YOUR WAY OF WORDS ALWAYS LEAVES ME IN ABSOLUTE AWE! YOU ARE SUCH AN ANGEL TO ME AND I FEEL SO HAPPY AND BLESSED TO HAVE SUCH A WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND LIKE YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, PRETTY BOY! 💕✨💕✨💕✨💕✨💕✨💕✨

*catches my breath* okay… I overreacted a little more than I expected, BUT I LOVE YOUUU 💕✨💕✨

#chrissy x asher

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GUYS, IM AN OFFICIAL BREADHEAD!! WOOOO!! I LOVE SWAYSWAY AND BUHDEUCE, THEY’RE SO ADORABLE BRUH

I LOVE THEM, THEY’RE SO SILLY!!🤍💚✨☺️🍞🍞🍞🍞

#breadwinners #breadhead #chrissy x asher #asher says stuff #call 911

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DARLINGGGG!! I just can’t stop dropping into your inbox to tell you that I LOVE YOUUUUU!! Oh my gosh, you absolutely complete me! You give me so much life! You’re my love, my darling, my angel, sweetheart, love bug, beautiful boy, cinnamon roll! Oh, to just kiss your sweet, beautiful face, you wonderful angel! You’re the most gorgeous human being I’ve ever laid my dorky eyes on I LOVE YOUU SO MUCHHHHH 💕✨💕✨💕✨💕✨💕✨💕✨

OH MY GOSH BABE, YOU’RE SO SWEET, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WITH EACH WORD YOU SAY, I SEND SO MUCH OF MY LOVE TO YOU, MWAAHH!!! AOWW!!🤧💕✨

#i love her #she’s mine #we’re married #back off men and ladies👹 #I’ve passed away #call 911

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I PHYSICALLY STOPPED BREATHING. HELP!!🤧🤧🤧

WHY IS HE STARING AT US LIKE THAT IM SO NERVOUS 😩😩😩😩🤭🤭🤭💋💋💋💋💋

#king of pop #michael jackson #70s #80s #michael joseph jackson #moonwalker #i’m losing it #asher is losing his mind #asher says stuff #I’m not breathing #call 911

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GUYS LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL HE LOOKS! IVE LOST IT! IM GONE GUYS!! *ded now*

I'll never get over how brilliant the smooth criminal short film is, the effort Michael Jackson gave is priceless 🛐

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@mikejaksonlove4ever welcome back Annie, the moment i saw you back here on Tumblr posting again i had to post your favorite song 🎶🥲

#michael jackson #bad era #smooth criminal #king of pop #70s #80s #michael joseph jackson #annie are you ok #asher is losing his mind #i’m ded #call 911

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Guys I- I got some really bad news, SIKE!! More like good news, but nothing new, right? So recently, I’ve been getting really, REALLY hooked on the Smooth Criminal video. Like, OMFG, can we just talk about how good he looks????

LIKE HELLO???? SIR??? EXCUSE ME??? WHO TOLD YOU TO BE SO FINE??

THE SUIT BRUH- THE SUIT!!!! OMFGGGGGG!!!! HE LOOKS SO YUMMY IN THAT SUIT DUDE, HE LOOKS DELICIOUS IF YOU WILL😋😋

I-I … I’m losing… MY MIND!!!! HE JUST LOOKS SO GOOD IN EVERY WAY, MY BRAIN CANT KEEP UUUUUUUUP!!!!

GUYS!!! I MADE GIFSSSSSS!!! EEEEEEE!!! LOOK AT THIS MAN, LOOK AT HIIIIMMM!!!😩😩😩😩

The photos drive me mad.

The hair

The face

The man

The suit

The tape

The dance moves

EVERYTHING IS LITERALLY PERFECT. NOT A SINGLE MISTAKE. THIS MAN IS PERFECT!! I NEED HIM😩

Alright, sorry for the rant yall, now if you excuse me, ima go cry in the corner (I’m such a mess right now.)

#michael jackson #king of pop #70s #80s #michael joseph jackson #asher is losing his mind #i’m losing it #asher says stuff #bad era #call 911 #smooth criminal #you been hit by you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

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ASHER’S MASTERLIST

Big Projects:

Price of Fame

Comforting fanfics

I WILL UPDATE THIS OFTEN, SO CHECK HERE OFTEN!!!

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Yall im actually tweaking tf out in class right now, send help😭

#asher is losing his mind #i’m losing it #asher says stuff #call 911

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Stress Relief

Captain EO x nb!reader

Summary: Your Captain helps you relief your stress.

Word count: 1.4k

Author’s note: I was so tired when I made this, so I’m sorry if some sentences don’t make sense. I was legit fighting between life and death.

You pace around the room, biting your fingernails and counting your steps, one two three… four five six… one two three… four five six…

“Would you relax? You’re making me stressed out now,” says your friend, Zay, “and stop biting your nails before you draw blood.” She says sternly,

“I’m sorry, I just-“

“Why don’t you tell EO? I’m sure he’ll know what to do better than me.”

“Captain EO!? Are you nuts?!”

“Heh, maybe.” She teases, you roll your eyes playfully, wondering why the hell she would suggest such a thing,

“Don’t think I forgot what you told me months ago. I know you like him.”

“I can’t date EO, Zay.”

“Says who? Hun, we’re in a space ship. Who’s going to know? The asteroids?” You laugh at her comment, she always seems to make the most serious conversations funny.

She takes your hands in hers, giving them a gentle squeeze, a squeeze, for some reason, gives you hope, joy even, it’s a small gesture, but you love the small things. Especially if physical touch is involved,

“Here’s what you’re going to do, you’re going to go to EO’s office, you’re going to tell him how you’re feeling, and take it from there, okay?”

“I’m scared, Zay. What if he… what if…”

“There are no what ifs. Don’t make it that way. Just go in there and be honest. Here, I’ll walk you to there.” You gulp, your heart begins to beat rapidly, seeing EO right now, clearly under distress, your mind draws a blank,

“Relax, I’ll walk you there, okay?” Her voice is tender and soft, just what you need.

Zay leads you down the long corridor, EO’s office is just up ahead, you can feel your heart skipping beats by the second, your legs begin to tremble beneath you,

“Just relax, I’m here with you.” Says Zay, as she knocks on the door,

“Come in.” A soft voice calls out, your heart instantly warms at his voice, Zay opens the door and leads you in, his office is filled with a calming atmosphere, cave like walls, a dim like in the corner of the room, it casts shadows of dancing light curtains on the walls, and a large size desk in the middle of the room, the rest of the room is empty and spacious.

Captain EO sits at the desk, filing work, or whatever else he’s doing,

“Captain, we got a problem! Or rather, just a small issue,” Captain locks eyes with Zay, he’s used to her behavior by now, “this lovely person here is currently stressed, and, I’m not really good with calming people down so, I’m handing them off to you!” Zay pushes you slightly more into the room, you feel heat rising to your cheeks, now having EO’s eyes, who were once locked to Zay’s, now onto yours. You feel your heart sink down into your stomach, your adrenaline getting the better of you,

“Ye-yes Captain… if you don’t m-mind…” you stammer, gosh, you’re such a mess, this is so embarrassing.

“That’s okay, I don’t mind at all. Zay, would you please give us some alone time?”

“Will do Captain! Please be gentle with them, they don’t mean to be so stressed-“

“Okay, I got it,” he chuckles, gosh, his chuckle drives you wild, anything he does really drives you crazy, it just makes you cling onto him more,

“Well, I’m off!” Zay exclaims, before leaving the room with a big slam on the door. She’s so dramatic. Now only you and EO are in the room. The tension is thick, a soft silence falls between you two, cut off abruptly by EO’s squeaky chair as he gets up, it looks like he’s walking towards you, which makes your heart rapidly increase, instead, he walks past you, locking the door, assuring that you’re in a safe place, Captain EO then turns his attention towards you, clearly in distress, your rapid breathing and trembling hands makes EO feel his heart drop, your eyes dart from left to right, you can’t think straight, at this rate, if your breathing doesn’t slow down, there’s no doubt that you’ll pass out soon.

Captain EO rises from his seat, starting towards you, he brings his hand slowly to your cheek and creases it, his fingers gently stroke your cheek, tracing each facial feature, caring and admiring them with delight, your breathing slows, your head clears, your trembling hands stop shaking, your muscles relax, releasing all the tension away, it’s amazing what EO can do, just from small gestures like this. Maybe only you feel this way about it, or, maybe not, you’ll never know. EO then proceeds to pull you in for a warm, comforting, hug, you gladly accept it, burying your face into his chest. You feel warmer, safer, better, much better,

“Stressed again?” He says in a soft voice, you could listen to it for hours, the point he makes is true, you due tend to get stressed quite often, you give a sheepish nod, embarrassed of having to burden him so much,

“It’s alright, you don’t bother me when you are. After all, I am your Captain. You can come to me whenever, okay?” As if he read your mind, like he usually does, his answer is sweet and pure, his warm body sends heat waves all throughout yours, but your body is still tense, tense on every inch of you, which gives EO an idea.

“Would you like to slow dance with me? I heard somewhere that slow dancing is good for both parties. If you don’t want to, that’s okay, we can continue hugging and find something else to do.” He places a soft kiss to your head, knowing those calm you down quite a bit, you shutter at the contact of his lips to your head, smiling into his chest, before looking up into his big brown eyes,

“Yes Captain, I would love to try slow dancing with you, how do we start?”

“Well first, we need some music,” he turns on an ambient tune, peaceful and sweet, you feel your heart race, EO’s small gestures drive you crazy, after all, it’s the smallest things that get you, “hows this music?”

“It’s good. I like it.”

“Really? Okay, good.” He gives a bright smile, starting towards you again, he brings you into the center of the room, placing his left hand on the left side of your waist, he then takes his other hand and holds yours firmly,

“N-now what do I do?…” you stammer again, he chuckles at your behavior,

“You place your other hand on my shoulder.”

“Oh, like this?” You place your right hand on his right shoulder,

“Yes, just like that honey, you’re doing great. Now we…” EO slowly begins to sway you back and forth, he looks deeply into your eyes, you feel so safe with him, soon, your tense muscles fade, your once stressed face is now relaxed, you feel at ease,

“Captain… if I may be so bold as to ask, where did you find out about this?”

“When I went to a certain planet… called Earth, I landed in an area where, everyone was moving in a certain way, they called it ‘slow dancing’, I thought I’d try it out with you.”

“Well, I’m very glad you did.”

“So am I.” You match his steps, his movements are so fluid and smooth, like he’s practiced it a million times. You try and keep a good eye contact, but he’s way ahead of you, deeply looking into yours, as if he’s sinking,

“Do you feel better now?”

“Yes, much better, thank you Captain.”

“It’s no problem at all,” the dancing comes to a close, EO slowly walks over to where the music once was playing, now is silent.

Captain EO turns towards you, a gentle smile on his face,

“I’m glad you’re feeling better. It’s quite late, why don’t you get some rest now.”

“Okay Captain.” You start toward the door,

“Oh, and one more thing,”

“Yes Captain?”

“Please, never hesitate to come in here, you don’t have to have Zay bring you in, I won’t bite,” he says, “your health is very important to me, I just want to make sure you’re okay.” His voice is as sweet as candy, it’s amazing what one man’s voice can do to you,

“Will do Captain, goodnight. Thank you for the nice time.”

“Of course, goodnight.” He gives a small wave, before you take your leave, and just like that, you make your way back to your shared bedroom with Zay.

You enter the room, giggling to yourself, you don’t care how silly it may be, you really did enjoy your time,

“Oh my gosh, you’re giggling like a geek, what happened?”

“Shut up, Zay.” You say playfully, laying in your bed, then slowly drifting off to the realm of dreams, hoping you’ll see EO again.

Author’s post note: This. Took. Days. Please don’t let this flop yall, I was fighting between life and death with this one☠️

#michael jackson #king of pop #70s #80s #michael joseph jackson #fanfic writing #writing #captain eo #captain eo film #call 911

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Lil brother!!!

🍲

I made you some soup.

Feel better soon 🤍

Awwwwww big sis, you make my day, thank you so much. I feel much better now 😊✨💞

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“I would never leave you over the simplest mistakes.” -Chrissy 2024

I love you so much baby @itzchrissydoesstuff 💞✨🤧

#my baby #i love her #chrissy x asher

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Soooo… I’m fucking sick… again!!!

(Bro my temp is 107, I’m cooked☠️)

Guys if I die, I’ll haunt all of you in the afterlife 🤩 (I’m in your walls🤭)

#sick #sickness #i have the flu #I’m dying guys #call 911 #peace out bitches

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Ash, my darling, I can’t describe how much I love you so much! The moment we became official, I knew I chose the right person to be my one and only. We’ve only been dating a week and you’ve already been with me through hell and back. I can’t tell you enough how much of a lucky girl I am to have met you. I can’t wait to meet you in person, marry you, have our own house with you, and die with you in each other’s arms. I’d go through literal hell just to be with you for all eternity. In fact, love is an understatement. I ADORE you! I’m INFATUATED with you! I want to spend the rest of my life with you until we draw our last breath. And I know for a fact that even in the afterlife, we’ll be together forever! I love you so much and I can’t wait for what the future holds for the two of us! 💕✨💕✨💕✨💕✨

Oh. My. Gosh. BABYYYYYY!!! *dies*

*comes back to life* IM BACK. IM BACK.

BABE. YOU’RE SO PRECIOUS. AHHHHH, IM SO GLAD YOU’RE IN MY LIFE. I CANT WAIT TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING IS OKAY. I CANT WAIT TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE, SAYING GOOD MORNING TO ME.

I CANT WAIT TO COOK YOU BREAKFAST IN BED. I CANT WAIT TO TAKE CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU’RE SICK. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOUUUUUU!!!

WEEEEEEEE, I MAY LOOK CALM, BUT IM SCREAMING IN THE INSIDE RIGHT NOW. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY, YOU’RE SO SWEET AND SO KIND TO ME. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AND SMILE WITH EACH AND EVERY WORD YOU SAY. YOU GIVE ME LIFE AND PEACE. I WANT YOU TO BE MINE FOREVER AND EVER.

WEEEEEEE YOU’RE MINEEEEEE!!☺️✨🌟🌟

#call 911 because ash has passed out #my baby #she’s my baby #she’s my wife #we’re married #she’s mine #chrissy x asher

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Guys, I have a confession to make, I’ve never actually watched the short film Captain EO, and literally not even that long ago, like ten minutes ago, I just watched it, and oh my gosh, I have so much to say.

First off, I love the ship. Bro, the ship reminds me of Star Wars and it’s so cool man. The whole vibe just reminds me of Star Wars, honestly.

Second, Hooter!!! Bro, my boi hooter was STRESSING Captain EO. Bro, even I was getting stressed. LIKE HOW THE HELL YOU EAT A MAP??? LIKE DAMN BIGGIE.

Third, THE BIRD!!! Bro, the bird is so cute. I forgot the birds name… guys I have horrible memory.. I’m so sorry, if yall know the birds name, please tell me. But, the bird was so adorable, how it just tied the ropes together from the robots, so they don’t attack EO🥺 and the bird singing along with EO, so cute man.

And lastly, CAPTAIN EO!!!! Bro, I was actually so IN LOVE with the EO outfit. Like I was actually deadass crazy over it, WATCHING THE FILM, MADE ME EVEN MORE CRAZY!!! BECAUSE WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD IN WHITE????? I SWEAR THIS MAN CAN PULL OFF ANYTHING AND MAKE IT LOOK GOOD!!! But the main thing I was looking at the whole time, was this man’s LIPS bruh. OH MY GOSH!!!! Ya’ll just don’t understand (or maybe you do), but, even when I was little I was INFATUATED with this man’s lips. HIS LIPS IN THE EO FILM, BROOOOOOOOOOOO…. I’ve never wanted someone to kiss me so badly. Like bro, what you wanting for? Shamone and make out with me already😒😒😒

But yeah, that’s all, 10/10, would watch again.😋😋😋🌟🌟

#michael jackson #king of pop #70s #80s #michael joseph jackson #captain eo #captain eo film #he looks so good in white #his lips look so kissable #asher is losing his mind #i’m losing it #asher says stuff #call 911

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DARLINGGG! I LOVE YOUUUUU‼️💕✨💕✨💕✨💕✨

Why in the actual fuck am I just now seeing this? But…

WEEEEE BABE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, YOU’RE SO CUTE AND SO AMAZING AND I JUST LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. GAH, I WANNA HOLD YOU AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY🤧🤧🤧🤧 THANK YOU FOR BEING MINE AND FOR CROSSING PATHS WITH ME. LIFE WITHOUT YOU WOULD NOT BE A LIFE I WOULD WANT TO LIVE IN, EVER!🤧🤧 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!💕💕💖💖✨🌟

#my love #she’s so cute #i love her #she’s my wife #we’re married #she’s mine #back off men and ladies👹 #call 911

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Guys. Guys. GUYSSSSSS!!!! SOMEONE GET THIS MAN BEFORE I DO, BECAUSE WHO TF TOLD HIM TO LOOK THIS FUCKING FINE.

YALL IM A DAMN MESS RIGHT NOW, HELP, THIS AINT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE, IM ACTUALLY LOSING IT!!!

His eyes.

His smile.

His lips.

His hair.

BRUH HIS EVERYTHING.

MWAH, CHEFS KISS.

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW ABSOLUTELY DOWN BAD I AM FOR THIS MAN RIGHT NOW, THATS IT, IVE LOST IT, IM IN MY GRAVE NOW!!✌🏽🪦

#michael jackson #king of pop #70s #80s #michael joseph jackson #asher is losing his mind #i’m losing it #i’m dead #call 911