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Service Dog Johnny - Ghost/Fem Reader/Soap

Part 1 - Simon calls your bluff

Part 2 - Simon convinces you to fuck Johnny

Part 3 - Simon helps you cum

Part 4 - Your first time with Johnny

Part 5 - Simon gets you ready to fuck Johnny

Part 6 - Johnny fucks you in Simon’s bed

Part 7 - You rescue Johnny

Part 8 - Meet Cute

Part 9 - Sack of Flour

Part 10- Johnny for dinner

Status of updates ✍🏻

Service Dog Johnny Headcanons:

Simon working on his triggers

The conversation between Simon and Johnny

Simon getting physical for the first time

Johnny is a service dog to Reader as well

Why Simon chose Reader

Why Simon only 🖐️ 🍆 with Johnny there

Concept for this series by Rowarn:

Cry counter: 🤭 Reader ✔️ Johnny Simon

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You’re getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u

#mildly #hopefully very #theon greyjoy #house greyjoy #yara greyjoy

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Masterlist of my King!Johnny MacTavish x Siren!Reader series

Ao3 Link Here

Chapter One- The Tempest

Chapter Two- Sea Glass

Chapter Three- A Tossed Promise

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Innocent or guilty with Solstice!

𝐀𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮? Guilty.

𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬? Guilty.

𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐧? Guilty.

𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞? Guilty.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱? Guilty.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱? Guilty.

𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞? Guilty.

𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞? Guilty.

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥? Didn’t go to school.

𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠? Guilty.

𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭? Guilty.

𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞? Guilty.

𝐒𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐩? Guilty.

𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭? Guilty.

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧? Guilty.

𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝? Guilty.

𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝? Guilty.

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝/𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐲? Guilty.

𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝? Innocent.

𝐄𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐭? Guilty.

𝐄𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐤𝐞? Innocent.

𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭? Guilty.

𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞/𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐨? Guilty.

𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐨? Guilty.

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭? Guilty.

𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞? Innocent.

𝐄𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫? Innocent.

𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬? Guilty.

𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬? Guilty.

𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭? Innocent.

𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐱? Doesn’t have an ex so innocent.

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐛𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭? Guilty.

𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞? Innocent.

𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦? No school/education.

𝐀 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐞? Innocent.

𝐆𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝? Innocent.

𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝? Guilty.

𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞? Guilty.

𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞? Guilty.

𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞? Guilty.

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞? Guilty.

𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝? Innocent.

𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝? Guilty.

𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲? Guilty.

#greyjoyed‼️ #solstice!!!! #solstice #my dear lovely oc!!

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Meanwhile I’m over here with a condom in my wallet (I don’t have a dick) (it’s for the memes)

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

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i made a master-list for the jailbird (jailhouse rock au)

₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ main story ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊

part one

part two

part three (coming soon)

part four (coming soon)

part five (coming soon)

₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ side posts ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊

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any suggestions for future installments are greatly appreciated! thank you for the support!

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Gonna start doing this for the memes tbh

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Hiya yall, I would love some requests!! I need to get into writing in the summer months especially!! I’m still working on a few things but I need to warm up myself first and I’ll be able to work on the two or three things I have!!

I can write for:

-Maasverse(ACOTAR, TOG, CC)

-Wings of fire

-The empyrean series

-call of duty

-ocs

#call of duty #cod modern warfare #a court of silver flames #acotar x reader #asks and replies #asks open #send asks #call of duty valeria #call of duty headcanons #wings of fire #maasverse #sarah j maas #iron flame #fourth wing

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hi!  I am desperately in need for help. I need my insulin to bring my blood sugar back down. It’s $300 That’s all I need. I’m not asking for a windfall, just a little help, please.

Be blessed 💓🙏🙏💓

            DONATE AND SHARE.

Shut the fuck up and stop trying to scam people you stupid shits

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Zionists can honestly be hilarious. Like one moment they're acting like a normal human being and then the next they're blaming innocent babies for the world going bad.

Like no bro.

The babies aren't the problem.

It's the guy who kills the babies.

Though I know that might be a bit confusing.

Free Palestine.

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#palestine #gaza #free palestine #israel #imperialism #social justice #jerusalem #colonialism #free gaza #ceasefire now

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If you support isnotreal in any way, get the HELL off of my page.

English Translation

"We would hear the women crying out for help as they were being raped, and anyone who approached to help them would get killed."

The testimony of Jamila Al-Hisey, a survivor from Al Shifa Hospital.

End of Translation

#free palestine #palestine #gaza #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #fuck israel #fuck isntreal

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It’s very easy to select the text of a fic and copy-paste it on Ao3, right?

Well, we can stop people (and AI) from doing this by adding a skin to our fics!

I just did it with all my fics and it works.

How to do it, step by step⬇️

1) Log in. Click ‘Skins’ in the menu, at the left. Then click 'My Work Skins’ and after doing this, click 'Create Work Skins’ at the top right.

2) Write a title for your skin (anything you want, it doesn’t matter). Then in the large text box, write this:

#workskin * {

user-select: none !important;

-webkit-user-select: none;

-moz-user-select: none;

-ms-user-select: none;

}

This is what you should see:

3) Click 'Submit’. Your skin has been created, and now you have to add it to all your works.

4) Click 'Works’. Then click 'Edit Works’ at the top right.

5) Click 'All’ to select all your works. Scroll down and click 'Edit’.

6) Scroll down until you see 'Select Work Skin’ and select the one you just created.

7) Click 'Update All Works’.

Now, people can’t select the text of your fics and copy it😊

PS: I also recommend changing the visibility of your fics to ’Only Show to Registered Users’. You’ll lose your anon readers, but it will protect your works a bit more against AI scrappers

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GRAVES IS LITERALLY THE MOST WHITE AMERICAN FUCKER EVER??? HE EATS WHITE BREAD, MAKES A WHITE BREAD, MAYO, MUSTARD, HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH WITH A LITTLE BIT OF KETCHUP??? THERES NO WAY HE DOESNT?? HE EATS HIS GOD DAMN STEAK RAW

JUST SAW SOME TWITTER GIRL DO BLACKFACE WITH GRAVES' CHARACTER😃 WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

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I like answering askssss

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

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Not at the moment, but when I’m done with my current two WIPs, I’ll probably write something for that, maybe a lil bit of baby trapping but I haven’t decided.

I just happened to be reading some baby fever ghost hcs and the lil notif came up that you booped me !! Booped you back IMMEDIATELY(ofc)

Baby fever Ghost, eh? Any recs?

#greyjoyed‼️ #asks and replies #call of duty

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