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How about a rock dragon? Like a big boulder shaped guy

#106 - 石巨 (shí jù / stone giant) - They'd let you sit and read a book on top of them! 🪨🌱⛰️

#i adore them #art

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

#this this this #anti capitalism

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

#polls

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

#🥰 #audience participation

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imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

#edgelords are no match for Comic Dad Voice Of Reason™️ #shitpost

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GALE!

bonus smart ass eye roll and HAND

#i want to do unspeakable things to this man #gale bg3

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look at him. not a SINGLE thought happening upstairs. he is smitten beyond anything science can quantify

downstairs, however—

#this is a t4t couple #the x files #tv shows

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#oh no no no jcs should not be winning #yall cabaret was a truly visionary musical for its time (hell even for nowadays in some parts of the country) #queer people are often overlooked when it comes to what the nazis did #this show lets us see queers- in all their complexity- struggle under the oppression in their country #pls vote cabaret #damn okay i guess i have emotions today #musicals #polls

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#ooooooh this is SO TOUGH!!!! #i chose assassins bc i like the sardonic storytelling but wicked is also a good choice #musicals #polls

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why don't you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then you'll calm down

#i would very much like to yes please #shitpost

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mushroom dragon?

#105 - 魔菇 (mógū / magic shroom) - You may see her hanging out in a forest after a rainy day! 🍄🤎🪵

#ADORABLE #art

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

#NEW PHRASE ENTERING MY VOCABULARY #shitpost

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tangerine snail 🍊

#look at this guy #art #adorable

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Sunflower Frankie, Daisy Poppy, Sweet Pea Gigi

#art #cuuuuute! #flowers

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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

#shitpost

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エラクゥス一門＋チリシィ

#AWWWWWWWWWW #kh: bbs #wayfinder trio #fanart

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DM: You find yourselves at the edge of a large hole, with seemingly no bottom.

Monk: I jump into the hole.

Paladin: I also jump into the hole.

Rogue: I jump into the hole as well.

Wizard: Can I look around the hole for stairs, or a rope or something?

Rogue: I pull him down with me.

#christ #dnd #shit my players say