extremely upsetting that the ancient romans didn't have zoom because i would pay serious denarii to see mark antony mute cicero's microphone while he's giving a speech
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*removes headphones to make sure random ass noise was part of the song and not psychosis*
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when u have a thing to tell friend but friend dont care
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everyone fucking hates capitalism, and it pisses them off, but they dont know they hate capitalism, so they just complain about every issue individually as if its some series of unconnected phenomena with no root cause
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Anyone else piss their mom off without even trying lol
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as soon as a man says female i tune out. fuck you
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me: *suddenly turns really cold*
person: whats wrong :/ what happened
me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye
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One of my least favorite mental illness things is "hungry but dont feel like eating" and its companions "hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal," "hungry but can't make anything," and "hungry, want to eat, but why bother"
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got a masters degree in being ignored
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Ummmm I’m sensitive
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being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me
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2020 rlly said fuck your last lil crumb of serotonin im taking away jenna marbles too
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