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In communist countries, they give women half the rations and supplies they give men. For example, while a man would be given a cup of water all for himself, two women would have to split one cup of water. For more information on this sexist practice, Google “two girls one cup”

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Every time a celebrity interacts with tumblr in any way I feel as though I am a small rat in the sewer looking up at light streaming from an open manhole as a small child throws down scraps of bread for me to eat, as if I were not some disgusting slimy creature, but a being worthy of love

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I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

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All of Jeff Buckley’s music is so horny all the time

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#Youtube

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#Youtube

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#civil rights #disabled

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How do you explain to your friends that you don’t want to go to their events because the concept of being around them is stressing you out?

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At this point I cry at least twice a day

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Girls night! (Kills your entire family)

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Why is there ANOTHER twilight renaissance happening on tik tok

#twilight #one was enough #it’s objectively bad

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Phoebe Bridgers could literally spit on me, insult my mom, and rub shit on my walls and I’d be all “yes ma’am thank you ma’am Can i please have an autograph I love you so much”

#i would let her try to strangle me with her bare hands #i say try bc I’m not sure if she would be able to reach #phoebe bridgers #pharbz #honestly she’s a musical genius #indie #im a simp

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One thing that’s alway’s bugged me about English is that we call people with pets “pet owners.” I don’t own my cat. She is not an object, she is a baby who is also my favorite person.

#pets #cats

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Not this bitch looking at my old self harm scars and going “ewwww”

#tw self harm #tw body shaming #to clarify this is about a baby #funny

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Stop equating stealing from the rich to stealing from the poor!

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Let’s go to the

Beach, Beach.

Let’s go get a

Wave.

- Minjaj Ninki, Starships

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What does “I’m not your fucking Spanish teacher” mean in the context of “don’t call me baby girl”?