oh yes it's that time of year
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i have no spoons left today. my silverware drawer is EMPTY
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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
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laundry day
(pls click for better quality!)
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duke thomas 😄
& him hanging out with the waynes :)
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Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.
Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.
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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.
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my sister: why were the Beatles even popular? They just liked them because of ringo, bingo, tingo and...
me: and paul
my sister: and paul
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dude i think my check engine light is on
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