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MARY OLIVER

#mary oliver you showstopping bitch you have done it AGAIN #poetry

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I’ve been busy but I’m popping in to remind everyone that Bruce Wayne has his entire dick out in an official DC Comics comic

(censored so I don’t get booted off of tumble dot gov)

#dc #batman #important to remember

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hey hey hey have you heard this powercouple is back together in the comics?

#buckynat #pretty!!

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tfatws bucky as jiji from kiki's delivery service

#bucky barnes #oh my god this is so good

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Clownlifeizzo

#art #babe are you ok you reblogged give it time eight hundred times in a row

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impulse purchase? impulse purchase? i pulse purchae? impulse ourchase? i pulse pkrcgae? imphbsi pufccjBeev? impudlwe pufxjjabwvv?

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Let them rest

#bucky barnes #alpine my beloved #napping!!

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(with barely-contained lust) he's like an animal caught in a trap

#guess who's been watching the walking dead. #this is embarrassing

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One thing most people don't realize about Gazebos is how bloodthirsty they used to be until the 1930s or so. It used to be that in order to appease your average small town gazebo you had to feed it 4-5 marching bands a year, or roughly 2 dozen barbershop groups. Noawadays? Throw it a steely dan cover act every 6 months, maybe a bridal party every few years if you're actively trying to court its favor, and you're pretty much in the clear. And the crazy thing is nobody knows why they calmed down, or that their appetite for flesh won't return to its 19th century heights one day. It's actually an increasingly popular theory among modern Gazebo researchers that we're at the tail end of a period of dormancy and it's only a matter of time until they start howling for blood again. And if/when that does happen there's the question of whether our modern zeeb-keepers are really ready for the task of booking enough sacrificial acts to meet that increased demand. Guild policy has gotten lax in the century since the heyday of Dark Pavillionism and a lot of local keepers refuse to even look at newer research that threatens to upset their status quo. Kind of scary to think about

#unreality

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Your straight male friends after two beers: "Hgey man can I smell your hair"

Your friend with the haunted shamisen: [plucks a baleful chord of ill portent]

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okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

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you guys there’s a new nancy cartoonist and she’s amazing

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its snooseday!!!!!! (snoopy tuesday)

#snoopy

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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

#prev lilacs are also my fave and imo purplelight by dali is very good #gotta check out the ones you mentioned 👀

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#dogs

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omg re: the scam list, have you found any truly audacious and heist novel worthy ones so far? i kinda want to delve into it myself now 👩🏻‍💻

the most exciting one is probably psychic surgery but there are quite a few i enjoy. i wanna say my favorite is change baiting as featured in the grifters lmao