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thekyleyb · 2 years
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01.03.22
The night before had been a lot to process. Stan dropping the truth bomb on him hadn't been what he'd expected. That Eavesdropper had been right was the first shocking thing to hear. And when the shock of that fact had worn off, the reality that Stan had not only stepped out on Wendy, but done so with Bebe? Fuck. Kyle had almost deluded himself into thinking his friends were better than that. Even that fat fuck, for all his faults, Kyle wouldn't have expected him to cheat. Not that Cartman could find one girl, let alone two, willing to sleep with him...
He'd expected better of Stan. In hindsight, why? Kyle would have run out of fingers and toes if he counted on them how many times either of them threw each other under the bus, for some reason or another. Stan framing him for 9/11, Kyle completely abandoning him during his depression to hang out with Cartman... They'd turned on each other over a PS4 or an XBox for fucks sake. Cheating on his high school girlfriend was absolutely in the realm of possibility for Stan, just as it probably was in the realm of possibility for Kyle to do the same thing, had he been put in the same position.
Still. Kyle was better than that. If he knew he was capable, it was his duty to rise above it. He'd weighed the options of telling Wendy since he found out from those texts from Stan. Hed committed to it. Stan would have forgiven him. Except he didn't have to be the harbinger of betrayal. Randy and their parents had done the hard work for him. It had fucked Wendy up, rightfully so. To find out from their dads and not the people involved just another blow while she was already down.
He owed it to Wendy to tell him what he knew. Stan had given him most of the dirty details. Kyle pulled everything he could out of him, though Stan had been more than willing to give it up now that more people were finding out. Kyle had to give his friend props for not digging his heels into the stand and insisting he had nothing to do with this once people knew the truth. He couldn't say the same for Bebe, still insisting this was all gossip.
Barely skipping school, no one would care if Kyle missed a day. It seemed most people were bailing anyway. Wendy needed a pick me up and to know the full truth. Instead of taking the route to school, Kyle turned and drive the familiar drive to Wendy's, parking on the street outside of her house before pulling out his phone to send her a message.
[iMessage to Wendygo😈] we should talk
[iMessage to Wendygo😈] come outside, let's go for breakfast
@wendy-the-great
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spacemancraigx · 2 years
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vote for change. vote clude.
@wendy-the-great
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wizardpotions · 5 months
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Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.
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solidwater05 · 3 months
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Pros of hyperfixiation:
Happy!
Art ideas
Life is good
Cons of hyperfixiation:
I am going to blow up
All my art is of the same guy
If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent
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mousemilf · 6 months
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its actually very silly that if ur any type of art kid as a teenager everyone is like oh have u thought abt graphic design or advertising. yeah the little emo dude who fills sketchbooks with anime gore all day would be great at making customers buy product.
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kingdeath000 · 8 months
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TRANS WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN AND DESERVE REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA JUST AS MUCH AS ANY OTHER WOMAN
This post is cancelled. Look at quakke instead ⤵️
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chic-beyond-the-wall · 5 months
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More medieval dyes for y'all!
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sabertoothwalrus · 9 months
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I wanted to revisit sock princess
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lordspoooky · 9 months
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Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like
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thypandatetor · 6 months
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Surprised I hadn't seen this cross posted over here
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Liquid Death is renaming their Armless Palmer iced tea and lemonade to Dead Billionaire because Arnold Palmer's estate threatened to sue for the use of the word Palmer. What a brand
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thekyleyb · 2 years
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go for a walk and I come back to being called the town bicycle 🥲
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spacemancraigx · 2 years
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cymk8 · 5 months
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give her a CHANCE!!!
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mydairpercabeth · 4 months
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Percy “I am impertinent” Jackson really looked Zeus dead in the eye and said “Your family is a mess”
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my-dark-happy-place · 4 months
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I would like all Americans (and everyone else) who are excited for the Superbowl to know: Before the actual Superbowl there's a live tournament on TV, here in Germany, called "American Ice Football".
It is exactly what it sounds like: American Football but played on Ice, in shoes with entirely smooth soles.
It's a tournament with 4 teams and they are called Eastside Ossis, Westside Wessis, Northcoast Naughties and Southside Smoothies and it's just hilariously entertaining.
Here's a video to show you how stupid it looks:
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mousemilf · 3 months
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