#zoomies' or smth

[heffrondriving]

oh well, at least seeing my fave boys re-recording paralyzed in the studio instantly cheered me up ahh ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა they just sound so good and never miss with those stunning vocals!!! 💖 istg if this song doesn't happen bc of all this brainrot tomfoolery abt it i'm going to throw hands >:((

#kendall in his Cool Dad™ shades aND HIS LIL BEARD STROKE BEFORE SINGING GOT ME FLOORED TALENT IS STORED IN THE SCHMIDT SCRUFF CONFIRMED!!!! #also the way ken smiles proudly at carlos and claps while he kills it on the mic;; my soul is entirely cleansed +1000 kenlos love hp :'>✨ #ALSO YESSS FINALLY JUSTICE FOR MORE CARLOS SONG PARTS PLEASE AND THANK YOU VV MUCH!!! <3 #i never really talked abt it here but please know that his chorus in honey is one of my most favourite things in the world ever and it's a #HUGE reason why honey is my most fave new btr song so far. smth about it just itches my brain and sends me into excited zoomies like a pup #my hopes for this is that they really amp the new instrumentals. like proper rock levels with distorted guitars and crunchier mixing ykyk #make us really feel that hype!!! it's one of the main reasons paralyzed has never quite been up there for me but that's only bc i'm an emo #pop-punker metalhead loser with too many expectations who's been dying to cover said song in a mad post-hardcore style forever so yeah #i wamnt them to release paralyzed so bad;; if y'all asinine fucks screwed this for everyone up big time i am going to turn into the joker ! #n e way *makes shitty meme on my directly on my google photos to cope with the online stress and dreadful waiting and hits post* #btr #big time rush #kendall schmidt #carlos penavega #paralyzed #song #video #rusher #stop it forever #big time songs #good luck loverboy #do pretty girl don't speak

[wheucto]

test tube is NOT a mad scientist she does NOT kidnap people to experiment on them!!! instead she is a SILLY SCIENTIST. she would make SILLY SCIENTIFIC MISTAKES. she would ACCIDENTALLY spill CATPERSON CHEMICALS into the VENTS and TURN EVERYONE into CATPEOPLE with the FUMES

#wheucto #wheucto speaks #ii test tube #the catperson thing is a reference to something i saw once #i am not strong enough to maintag this gets character tags instead #by 'silly scientific mistakes' i mean like. on accident she'd do something silly with science #like accidentally turn a large portion of hotel oj into children #or grow animal-like features and become like creatures #(like animalistic behavior or smth? like purring or zoomies) #maybe she'd accidentally fuse her and fan's bodies so they have to be in the same body for a while #also bodyswap shenanigans too. that already happened in canon but i'm saying it here too

[broke-on-books]

Where are my friends that are highly, highly passionate about the same things I'm passionate about

#i say this like im literally not going to the first language growth club meeting tomorrow 💀 #and wasnt literally texting and talking w my friend in spanish earlier #but in my defense my advisor sent out an email abt study abroad and fellowship opportunities for foreign language (barely any id apply for #bc freshman) and not my body is just ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⭐️🌞🌟🌞🌞☀️🌝🌛🌞🌛⚡️⚡️⚡️🔥🔥🔥🌝🌞☄️🌟🌛🌡🌛🌡🌛🌛🌝🌛 🌞🌟🌤🌞🌞🌞🌜🌞🌞🌛🌞🌟🌞 insid #like aaaaagggghgghhhhhhhhhh #where are my crazy enablers. 😭😭😭😭 #out here saying that like it isnt so much better here than in high school #like i have friends that speak my tl and WANT to speak it!!!! #weve had full conversations at one point we only spoke spanish for like 2 hours in the room and then on the bus and then getting dinner like #!!!!!!!!!!! it was sooooooooo fun. best day ever #ahejahsuabdajdushdhshdhr #anyways. i just need to take a walk or smth. im feeling the equivalent to the zoomies lmao but just for like. talking abt how much i love #learning foreign language. so we just need to breathe or whatevs. i can 100% do that and be normal rn for real #for real. #blah

[grantihare]

another tiny mordred update : hes taking his pills like a champ, the pill pockets are miraculous fr he even begs for another one after i give him his medicine so its not nearly as bad as when he was on a liquid dose before 🥲 that was rly rough for him so its rly nice that we found a way for him to be okay with the pills

hes still wheezy ofc he only just took his second dose but if its like last time he had meds it might start having an impact by the weekend so im hoping so hard for him 🥹 id love him to be able to have a nice long play day with my partner on their day off

#its such a relief genuinely to have smth to help him like ik im a broken record at this point but #i was in such a major depressive episode for the past couple months bc i felt so so helpless abt it #and i feel so light rn to have him be eager to be medicated and playful again #weve been trying to diagnose this for like 2 months and he started wheezing before then #and thats not so long for us but hes only 8 and a half months old #thats like a third of his entire life unable to have fun like he wants to #im so so happy that he has a diagnosis and a fix for it now #i want so so many energetic years with this little guy and this is a start to that #thinking abt it makes me cry fr /pos #thank u so much to everyone who helped us get here whether thru donations or boosting or kind words/emotional support #i cant wait to be able to post a video of him with zoomies and no panting once this med course is thru #happy things #mordred

[rennisaturate]

replies in a minute probably 😛💕

#[ imma try ] #[ the meat in my skull has like the zoomies or smth idek 😭 ] #[ no koalas no tea || ooc ]

[rowanhoney]

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#I’m always so confused by posts abt cats on here #like they r good pro cat posts #but also talk about the cats doing criminal things. #I’ve never seen a cat knock smth off the side before?? #when I’ve had kittens specifically things got a bit crazy in the zoomies #they were light enough to climb the curtains #even the anaglypta wallpaper 😳 #but that was over quickly #aside from scratching carpets (and I personally believe in no carpets cos I have allergies) #I’ve only had very well behaved very docile cats #the most troublesome was Juno who used to take tissues out of the bin and put them in shoes #it was so weird idk why she did that but it was funny #sunny liked to walk the periphery of rooms to find spiders for a little snack #there are now way more spiders in my grandparents house since she passed:( #and dandelion doesn’t do shit #he’s either asleep or awake and begging for cuddles #he won’t even eat unless you’re petting him #he’s so dumb though #I once out the laser in his water bowl and he splashed himself and got annoyed at me #for making him splash himself #I’m just mad confused how I’ve never had a cat terrorise my home the way people on here claim #like why are all your cats misbehaving so much lol

[reaperseal-archive]

mike is always so worried about the kitten getting hurt when she’s roughhousing with the other cats or she falls off things like an idiot or launches herself at furniture/walls and eats shit

kittens are just like this. they are failures at parkour. they are very hardy and flexible and malleable they can’t kill themselves no matter how hard they try

#i went to pick her up and she was zoomy so she launched out of my hands and went tumbling and hit the stove before i could catch her #and mike was mad at me….. like she’s fine lmao #she just got up and fluffed her fur and immediately started playing w smth #txt

[paeonie-s]

it’s 3AM 💖

#i never stay up this late but my dad is working the night shift tonight so im currently attempting to take care of the last 5 months of #zoomies :( i need to take up running or smth bc idk how im gonna be living w roommates for the next forever like this #🌸.txt

[neonpigeons]

was very sleep deprived and ended up taking a depression nap (?) from like 9 am to 3 pm. luckily my puppy allowed this since it's hot and he doesn't want to move very much either

#now i need to go have dinner with my dad #smth i don't really want to do but at least im getting free food #ari speaks #also i did play with noodle for a few hours before his nap so he got a lot of zoomies in before sleep

[happyk44]

Frank waking up to find Jason and Hazel making holes in the middle of the night and he's just standing there, so fucking confused and it's just "what you are doing??"

"digging"

"why???"

"it's hot in the cohort. And it's cooler when you go down so I'm just. Making a hole to sleep in."

"that's a fucking grave, Hazel!!"

"nuh uh"

"the fuck you mean nuh uh??"

And then with Jason it's "are you also making a grave, Jason? With your bare fucking hands apparently?"

"nah I'm just digging to dig"

"why??"

"got the zoomies"

"..."

"your face looks different. Is it a good or bad face"

"it's a 'how the hell did I get here' face. Can't you use a shovel or smth like hazel - why are you using your hands?"

"'cause I gotta dig. I gotta feel it, I gotta move, I gotta get deep, I gotta bury the meat to keep it fresh and away from other wolves, you know??"

"what fucking meat???"

#frank zhang #frank be going through it #hazel levesque #jason grace #wolf!jason #happy talks pjo

[granddaughterogg]

imagine Soap catching zoomies

Imagine Soap getting in a silly ass mood, walking around the military base and telling everyone he meets on his way:

"If you didn't like GAY SEX the first time, try again!"

Price bends over, guffawing so hard that he loses his cigar. McTavish will later pay for this.

Gaz gets visibly spooketh as he says meekly: "But I don't want to try it..."

Ghost stands still and eyes Soap, murmuring under his breath: "One time was plenty, Johnny."

Philip Graves throws an empty coffee cup at Soap's head. He's a great shot, but McTavish is an equally tremendous dodger.

König (yeah, he's there because I want him there, maybe SpecGru and KorTac are cooperating now or smth) shifts his impressive body weight onto the other leg, tilts his head and says softly:

"Ah so. Are you free on Thursday, Sergeant?"

Soap runs away.

#modern warfare #ghost call of duty #soap mactavish #captain john price #gaz call of duty #philip graves #konig cod #task force 141 #shitpost of the day #ghost simon riley #john price cod #konig modern warfare #johnny soap mactavish #modern warfare imagine #cod imagine #soap is such a brat #and I love him

[marxthedumdum]

silly lil steven headcanons i have in mind that i wanted to show for no particular reason

▧ bro is beefy (can be either buff or dadbod) and is hairy asf. never shaves. stinky. worn out clothes. his hair at this point would be very long and, although fluffy, is very tangly and messy, it prob has knots everywhere ▧ cis man, biromantic, heterosexual n dark skinned ▧ old ass man, hes 40. but keeps his appearance when he was in his late 20s or 30s thanks to missingno fucking with his ass ▧ he regrets absolutely nothing abt strangling mike, thinking he deserved it. (with his bare hands instead of commanding miki to do so like in the og pasta) though whenever he sees a vision of his brother he'd try to make the 'ghost' go away by screaming/flailing at it, which is why his house is so broken since he sometimes punched the wall or anything in his abode super hard ▧ he still worries abt how the pallet town residents are doing, especially daisy oak, red and blue. so he sometimes stalks the town to see if theyre still having a good life without him even after what he has done ▧ sometimes he would come across red and blue having their own little rivalry with each other, just like he and Mike. he thought it wouldve been so awesome to battle blue if the whole incident didnt happen (then watch red beat blue's ass 2 seconds later after blue takes the champion title from him LMFAOOO) ▧ his team before the incident would be miki, nidoking, gyarados, raichu, gengar and snorlax ❥ ALR THATS ALL MY GENERAL HCS FOR HIM NOW UHHHHHH, CRIMSONOAK/STEVEN X READER HCS. ❥ he hugs like a bewear and would (accidentally) break your spine in the hug like one too, i hope youre able to take his hugs because he'll hug you A LOT ❥ give him a ton of kisses, especially on the cheek, and he'll blush SO hard ❥ he would let you style his hair (if you ask him ofc), daisy def has done smth sily with it like giving him pigtails or giving him her hairstyle (but long cuz steven's hair is, well, way longer than daisy's) :333 ❥ if you can give this man a shower or a bath i beg of you PLEASE do. as i said, this dude stinky af- ❥ he still has miki but will never let her be out of her pokeball in front of his partner in fear that you/daisy would go 'holy shit what is that thing???? get it away from me!!!" before running off ❥ the type of guy that will try his best to cook food for you sometimes, whether its breakfast, dinner or just to give you a snack. (he usually burns the food LMAO (be proud of him >:()) ❥ if you can teach him how to make macarons he'll be so fucking excited (theyre one of his fav foods next to deep-fried food :3c (hes a foodie guy)) ❥ he would get insane zoomies when he sees daisy, bros down bad and head-over-heels for her ❥ before his downfall, steven def has and often tried to flirt with daisy with (cringy) pick up lines, even before dating and after their relationship became official LOL- he doesnt do it anymore though pensive emoji ❥ would pick you/daisy up and give piggyback rides for the shits and giggles ❥ he sometimes gives daisy uhhh, daisies as a small gift as it reminds him of her. he would do the same to you if you also have a kind of flower as your name (like rose, blossom etc.) ❥ if youre poc/lgbtq+ etc. and someone was being racist/homophobic/transphobic etc. to you, steven would go hunt them down and give them the worst beating theyve ever experienced and could even die from that (do you know that one reddit post abt a guy who beat up someone for kicking his cat? thats him and daisy/you teehee)

#this is all i got at least for now lmao #pokepasta #strangled red #strangled red steven #overall hes just a giant grizzly bear :))))))

[balloonboyismyson]

Do you accept this headcanon?

The Glamrockers have this "malfunction" dubbed the ORGANIC PROTOCOL, essentially making them do things that their species would do. Essentially...

Monty: Always wanting to be in water and bite things bcuz slay or smth.

Roxy/Foxy: Going REALLY fast, rolling around in things for no reason (zoomies???), and scratching themselves idly.

Chica: Cannibalism (some chickens do eat their young 💀💀💀) and clucking instead of speaking.

Freddy: Hibernates (misses hours upon hours of each day, passes out on stage) and is a VERY huggy guy (he picks and chooses though).

Bonnie: Always DTF.

YEAH. OKAY. ALL OF THIS CHECKS OUT.

NOW I WILL GIVE REASONS AS TO WHY THESE COULD TOTALLY BE CANON:

Monty: In RUIN you see him biting the door that he is trying to get through. Because it appears that he is not trying to break it open with his mouth, just merely biting it, this completely makes me think that it is not the Virus's doing. Monty also probably needs to swim in the waters to get the golf balls

Roxy: I can COMPLETELY see Roxy spraying a HECK TON of perfume on herself. If she likes a scent she wants to BE that scent. My proof? She does a lot of sniffies. Roxy also gets the zoomies with people she feels safe around :o) I do not have proof just the love I have in my heart

Chica: She already bawks in-game. She would probably cluck when confused like a dog cocks their head

Freddy: This is why he passed out instead of getting virused. His body is already super used to blacking out so it may have confused the virus for a black-out signal

Bonnie:

#Clownie honks #asks

[kagayakukagavaku]

Au where everything is the same but each ninja has to do a very specific action to use their powers for a limited time.

Jay would have to run a balloon against his head

Kai has to touch a hot stove or smth

Zane has to eat a good amount of ice

Nya has to drink a bottle of water

Cole has to hug a tree

Lloyd has to get zoomies and run in circles

#ninjago

[allamericanb-tch]

crimson rivers thoughts (10) 

@tastetherainbow290

chapter 20

i’m scared for this chapter

my death predictions are vanity, peter, irene, and one of the death eaters (i can’t remember their names) (please let me be wrong please let me be wrong)

i’m only reading this one for now bc it’s “quick” according to the author

sirius pov! ok that’s good

ugh slughorn. die.

oh no the death eaters found peter

peter noooo omg. do not die right now.

they’re just. beating him to death. 

WHY DOES PETER ALWAYS BETRAY THEM IN EVERY FIC

james pov ahhhh dramatic irony

VANITY NO

and there goes willa

VESPA NO you will be missed

hodge no not vanity please

poor james oh my gosh

no vanity vanity no why no

tears

ok i need to be somewhere in 20 minutes this is horrible timing but i have to stop reading now

guys im back. it’s been like an hour i am not ready

“She never got her first kiss. She never got to fall in love. She never got to go home. Her prince never saved her. Her prince killed her. Her prince is dead.” SOBBING

why would you write this. i’m so serious rn WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS

peter saving regulus ❤️

IRENE NO

why would you write this. 

ugh poor mathias. they didn’t mean to 💔

irene no what are you doing

MATHIAS TOO NO

JAMES NO what’s gonna happen i’m scared

i know james isn’t dead but regulus doesn’t and no one can tell him james is still alive ugh poor regulus 

sirius pov

yes sirius send regulus a secret message

rip juniper 💔 i know i would’ve been sad if we saw more of her

every time the death count shows at the end of the chapter i get so sad when i see evan’s name

chapter 21

maybe this one is happier?

ugh i hate slughorn

the two victor thing this is just like the hunger games (every time i say smth like this it’s like… yeah… that’s the whole point 😭)

sirius you’re so smart i love you

dorlene yay!! i love them even tho this is SAD

dorcas running FOUR MILES to see marlene 

i love them.

dorcassss tell her about the orderrrrr

“you’re a good friend” ❤️‍🩹

remus pov switch

regulus putting everything in the river ok

he’s keeping his own stuff that’s good

is regulus going to LEAP ACROSS THE RIVER

okay he didn’t. good.

run regulus run go find james

“It reminds Remus vaguely of dogs getting the zoomies” 😭

i lowkey forgot to be writing my thoughts down

“fancy a trip to space” sirius 😭

hanky panky time

MOON

AHHHHHHHH

why are they stopping 😯

oh poor sirius ☹️ ugh i just feel so bad for him like. the way the hallow treated him was so unfair 

chapter 22

james pov!

james 💔

“happy birthday hodge” TEARS

eeee regulus is going to find james

james talking to regulus in his head

“regulus never fails to look up” 😭😭😭😭😭���

poor james just out here suffering

james getting high off anesthesia 😭

come on regulus you can do it go find james

HE FOUND HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

james thinking regulus was sirius ☹️

regulus just going with it

the james pov of this 💔

not him trying to sell sirius about regulus’ “parting gift” 😭 i hope he does get to tell him eventually

he’s realizing

“you came and found me” “of course i did” AHHHHH

kiss kiss kiss

ok they’re hugging i love them

this is so sad but reunion!!!

sirius pov

joffery?! what is your offer

chapter 23

regulus telling james abt irene ☹️

why is this sad

they’re flirting

ope nevermind flirting over

regulus holding james ❤️‍🩹

i bet the audience is eating this up. which is kind of really sad. like. they’re having a moment and everyone’s just. watching.

SOUP 

they’re literally katniss and peeta in that one scene

“thank him” im just as confused as you are regulus

regulus feeding james (this is giving me the ick lowkey)

them talking about their relationship i hate that regulus is only doing this for the games

ugh i hate that james is being so james right now like. i want them to do this in peace and privacy and without the context of the games

“I used to collect brown rocks if they reminded me of your eyes” if someone did that for me i would cry

regulus telling james he was his first love

KISS ALREADY

i feel bad rn bc im like. the audience. intruding on their private moment. i know this is purely fiction but still. 

😯 they kissed

a sad kiss but a kiss nonetheless 

they’re kissing for real now eeeee

“That was one of the happiest moments of my life” ☹️☹️☹️

“now James knows that Regulus would kiss him in the pursuit of saving his life, if there literally was no other option” i am so sorry james

“peter wouldn’t betray me like that”

the tension rn (and not in a good way)

my sister is watching my favorite episode (s2 e13) of regular show rn im getting so distracted this is going to be my last chapter

“You can't protect me from this, because I'm already here” 💔

why is this SO SAD

“If there's one thing all of this has taught me it's that I've always cared” 

the end notes: “everyone: WHEN WILL THEY KISS??? me: be careful what you wish for” this feels targeted

#crimson rivers

[daily-ish-syndicate-headcanons]

Head canon continuation to your zoomies post Phil gets em too

He keeps running and jumping off if things trying to take off but can t and its kinda depressing but also kind of really funny

(When his wing does heal the syndicate have to go running for cover as he blurs by going 250 mph)

AWW :((((

reminds me of this one phil clip where a dono said smth like “why can’t you just fly down? oh wait…” and phil starts fake crying and goes “MY WINGS :(((((“

hes runnin around hes goin crazy hes fuckin zoomin

#daily ish syndicate headcanons #dream smp #dsmp #the syndicate #technoblade #ranboo #nihachu #philza #syndicate