#you cannot tell me

[theseuscloud]

Okay but can we all agree that Alice has a tooth gap? Please

#you cannot tell me #she doesn't #because she DOES #alice dyer #tmagp #the magnus protocol #theseus.txt

[snackugaki]

just like big brother

#fancomic shitposting #you cannot tell me #bayDonnie does not take every #available #opportunity #to annoy bayRaph like this #am i calling out all the dudes #who fake cross their arms #but push up against their biceps #to make them look bigger? #YEAH #WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT HUH? #like morgan freeman in #Now You See Me #revealing secrets not mine to expose #now Donnie knows he barely got a bicep and tricep to rub together #but to take the piss outta Raph? #for the giggles? #the chortles? #the shit-eating grinning? #absolutely #Raph and Casey absolutely do this #unironically #Casey literally did it in movie too #Mikey does it... to warm up his widdle fingies #armpit warmth is warm I'll give you that #but... dude #ew #(i say even tho I do it too) #(because doing the thigh version doesn't... look right sometimes)

[jooliahn]

#bryan cranston #aaron paul #dos hombres #bryan cranston: clearly has done this before #aaron paul: a baby #seriously waht is he doing to that cigar #you cannot tell me #it's not walt and jesse #walter white #jesse pinkman #breaking bad good ending #smoking

[coldgoldlazarus]

Yanno, Metroid Prime: Federation Force raises an interesting question: How did the Pirates successfully capture Samus for brainwashing in the first place? One of the less dumb points of criticism against the game is, as cool an idea as having her as the final boss sounds on paper, the setup required just doesnt't seem plausible.

The more realistic theory is she was still working through the aftereffects of the Phazon infection and subsequent withdrawl, giving them a chance to ambush and knock her out successfully, while only losing a few dozen soldiers in the process instead of like, a hundred or more.

The sillier answer, that I personally subscribe to, is the Phazon withdrawl thing, but also that in her moment of weakness and loosened judgement, they figured out how to deliberately weaponize her item-collection OCD to lure her into an inescapable trap.

#not a reblog #metroid #samus aran #metroid prime federation force #federation force #samus ocd headcanon returns #listen. listen. #you cannot tell me #that with all the weird shit she has to do sometimes #for those particularly out-of-the-way missile expansions #that that is neurotypical behavior #in the abstraction of a game sure thats just collecting #but for her thats real #she is doing a ridiculously complex set of repeated shinespark redirections #because some old chozo was having a laugh when they designed this building #all for a measly +5 extra missiles #(or +2 super missiles or power bombs) #there's gotta be something at play there #and someone cottoning on to her one actual true weakness #is the only way I can see Federation Force happening the way it did

[looohser]

HERMITTOBER DAY 3: Fortune

Day 2 exhausted me, so have a Doc doodle

#Docm77 #docm77 fanart #hermitcraft #hermittober #hermittober 2023 #You cannot tell me #That the guy who builds literally everything out of diamond ore #Isn’t the richest hermit #^^^ opinion from a non doc viewer #(His videos length scares me) /silly #Lohser art!

[localpizza-bot]

I mean come on

#You canNOT tell me #that there isn’t something in those eyes #Mario movie #mario movie spoilers #? #mario #peach #I don’t think we need to theorize about this scene anymore

[wearerandomlyyours]

*casually going into a depressive episode by trying to pinpoint at what point in the movie Icemav/Hangster would have wound up in bed together had half of the equation been female*

#top gun #top gun maverick #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #you cannot tell me #that had either of them been female #that the romantic subplot #would not have been #enemies to lovers #icemav #hangster

[fruggin-bitch]

kim and jack (kickin it) = percy and annabeth (pjo)

no i will not take criticism

#YOU CANNOT TELL ME #THAT THEY ARE NOT THE SAME #SOFT YET SCARY BOY AND BADASS PLUS INTELLIGENT GIRL #THEY GOOFY FOR EACH OTHER THEN TURN AROUND N BEAT ASS #i will explain if asked #:) #bean thinks #kickin it #pjo #percy jackson #percabeth #kim and jack #jack and kim #idk if they have a ship name ?? #kickin' it

[batattack409]

#that’s it that’s the post #who else but a family of autistics could love rocks as much as the pies do #you cannot tell me #that any one of these mfs is allistic #like I’m sorry #I cannot be convinced otherwise #mlp #my little pony #my little pony friendship is magic #mlp: friendship is magic #mlp:fim #pinkie pie #pie family #maud pie #marble pie #igneous rock pie #igneous pie #cloudy quartz #limestone pie #mane six #fluttershy #twilight sparkle #rainbow dash #applejack #rarity #spike mlp

[falling-star-cygnus]

caine @ jax probably: well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

#you cannot tell me #that caine did not instantly regret bringing in Jax #to #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc caine #tadc jax #caine #jax #jax: im not stuck in here with you #you’re stuck in here with ME #and then proceeded to make himself everybody’s problem

[bicatastrophe]

Okay okay Redacted ASMR community, I just wanted to know if it’s just me but- hear me out.. 

Milo Greer, David Shaw, and Asher. IM SORRY OKAY-

#YOU CANNOT TELL ME #THIS ISNT THEM #HAVE YOU WATCHED A MINIONS MOVIE #IF YOU HAVE YOU'D UNDERSTAND #SOBBING #redacted asmr #redacted asher #redacted david #redacted milo

[pedanticat]

RWBY Fandom:

#pc rambles #rwby #rwby neo #RWBY V9 #rwby neopolitan #rwby volume 9 #you cannot tell me #that this isn't someone's fantasty #in the RWBY fandom #LMAO. #Neo is your waifu? #Well have some more!

[lookanartdweeb]

I would like a scene in a future movie (it can be after credits) of Blanc and Philip to be like having a typical married couple argument in the hallway as they are leaving (either for Vacation or Philip is joining the case Blanc got). And as they are like whispering arguing not to be loud, they have like a neighbor who is unlocking their door to their place and is like, "oh! And where are you two going? Away for the weekend to celebrate the love?" Then they both start being passive aggressive with eachother, "well I wanted to go see the sights but others have another agenda....."

I just think it would be neat LMAO

#glass onion #knives out #beniot blanc #hugh grant #daniel craig #dweeb talks #you cannot tell me #you don't see them holding like a few bags struggling to get out the door #and they are just doing that whisper arguing couples do #LMAO #just a thought for Rian Johnson #just a thought 👀 #glass onion knives out #knives out 2 #i just want a little piece of their relationship #cause it's important to me lmao

[tiredhawks]

I need y'all to know that when I reference Hawks' "apartment"- I'm talking about a luxury penthouse. Full floor. Views that make visitors dizzy. A walk in closet big enough to be another bedroom. A bathtub you can swim in. Floor to ceiling windows that are reflective and can be blacked out. A sitting area in his bedroom. A balcony that he can comfortably fit a pool on if he wanted to.

I want it to be chosen, bought, and staged by the HPSC. I want Hawks to hate it and its empty spaces.

#hawks #takami keigo #keigo takami #hawks mha #bnha hawks #you cannot tell me #every minute hes in there #he wouldnt be thinking about the kids living like he used to #and he wouldn't hate the empty rooms and unused kitchen #(enters Dabi)

[supercharged-streamer]

Cane User Grusha Headcanon is so real tbh

#iozoneposts #YOU CANNOT TELL ME #that man doesnt have physical problems #he literally cannot snowboard bc of the accident #plus it would have been neat to see disabled characters who arent rly old #gym leader grusha #pokemon #'Flash Cannon'|| 💥⚡🔫|| HC tag #oh yeah i had that tag #it can be there too

[cuffed-jeans-and-anarchy]

bitches* be touching their bro's* lower back under the guise of friendliness cause they can't go longer than 3.6 seconds in aforementioned bro's* presence without absolutely losing it and needing to touch him

*it's jayce jayce is bitches

*viktor. viktor is the bro

#you cannot TELL ME #you cannot TELL ME that's not queer #like baby boy we know you desire him carnally. so does all of piltover #literally jayce touches him SO much #arcane #jayce talis #viktor #jayvik