#yeet the object

[amynchan]

Guys, do you ever throw stuff at yourself to catch it, just to burn the bit of hype energy?

Like, toss something small from one hand to another, toss your phone to somewhere nearby, spit out your keys when you need them? that kinda thing?

#listen #I carry my keys with my teeth sometimes #when I don't wanna reach up to get them #I just spit 'em out #and ALL the small objects get yeeted at at least one point during their residency with me #just #yeet the object #it's safe and fun

[lovinglapislazuli]

Here's a bunch of assorted memes with the new funny Canadian teens, my beloveds

All the memes in question are under the cut

#total drama #total drama island 2023 #Axel is so much fun to draw I love her design!! She's a very cool girl and she can yeet whenever she wants. As a treat #Ripper's fate is to be hit whenever someone throws an object even if it's not directed at him. Canon to me #a tutto reality #td Julia #td MK #td Axel #td Ripper #td Bowie #my art

[mallywarez]

i like these guys a normal amount i think

#animatic battle #object fool #obs #obsolete battle show #itft #it's time for the #itft clock #animatic ab #circle obs #not tagging bg guys but yeet #unreality #<- jic? i think cuz bg is a bit jarring i think #osc #osc art

[skythealmighty]

hi flatlanders. i object charactered them. can you imagine a square suddenly becoming three dee. hed be all "HOLY SHIT?!" meanwhile a sphere nearly died lmfao. this is so self indulgent but i lirerally could care less

#flatland #flatland the movie #a square #a sphere #rocket talk #roc save #art #my art #im gonna yeet them into a group rp with my friends and a bunch of object characters so i did this

[keykidpilipili]

Retrospectively it's really funny that dream drop wasn't Sora having adventures during the Big Year Nap while everyone else was experiencing 358/2 Days drama.

#kingdom hearts #dream drop distance #having this realization as I yeet the Trinity Trio into the Dreamlands for my Malevolent podcast crossover fic project #Arthur Lester: We do not need the help of a child! Sora: I am FOURTEEN! I killed at least ten people and a really big wild cat #Unstoppable force(Arthur's temper) meets Unmoveable Object(Donald Rage Awakened Duck) #Sora also has experience with people(though he only knows about Kairi) stuck inside him but he can't recommend his method for splitting

[transingthoseformers]

Optimus is sharing his misery via snark. Which Blitzwing is taking as encouragement to keep going. The lecture includes diagrams of what purple prose in prewar smut actualy means. I imagine Shockwave is using wide band broadcast of the recording as propaganda and psychological attack. Maybe have it blare on every screen and comm for a few hours on loop before Longarm Prime can get it taken down. Because this is clearly being recorded.

Oh Starscream is very much treating this like class discussion. Mentions important acts and positions or at least ones he feels are important for any idiot to know. But the worst is when he winks at Blitzwing over the Autobot's helms and starts listing random items. "Now now lord Starscream zat is too advanced for ze little autobots." Niether Blitzwing nor Starscream know how you would use those items to interface but "ze mech with the chin seems to be having ideas."

The poor Jet twins are so confused, and Sari is just comparing notes like oh your smutty novels sound like earth smutty novels. Down to the same crappy sword and spear metaphors.

Ratchet: Sari you are to young be reading those sorts of novels!"

Sari: What?! I bypassed the parental controls years ago. There's so much worse on the internet than bodice rippers.

Optimus: We are not having this conversation!

Oh no

Oh no Oppy you have merely encouraged the tankjet

sHOCKWAVE NO (Shockwave yes)

Starscream you lovely menace, you're doing this on purpose

oh sentinel :)

Sfgfdd sari honey sari honey sari honey...

Ratty's just done with this shit, has been done with it. He's right, but he's so done with this situation.

UPDATE I HAD NOT EVEN CONSIDERED THE JETTWINS, ohh.

#maccadam #transformers #tfa optimus prime #tfa sari #who is also a menace in her own right #tfa blitzwing #tfa starscream #tfa ratchet #tfa sentinel prime #who's imagination is absolutely taking him places #dude might believe in a lot of the bullscrap that the Autobot Cause™️ puts out but we know. we knowwwwwww. #tfa shockwave #tfa jettwins #suggestive #mildly #sure everyone's coming out of this discussion with their audials burning but objectively it could've been worse #lugnut tries to relax later that night with his Megatron body pillow and Blitzwing's lecture just pops into his helm at the worst time #he ends up yeeting his faux-Lord.

[homobrainjuice]

THE silly

:P

#homobrainjuice #osc art #osc community #object shows #osc #artists on tumblr #Did this before I get yeeted into play rehearsal

[yes-i-exist-shutup]

Sports that are liek “so u have a stick-net and an object you can fit in your hand and you can yeet it at other people” is the best kind of sports.

#you don’t even have to ask me I’ll play whatever it is if it involves stick nets and small objects to yeet at other people

[essektheylyss]

super duolingo two week trial more like latin course speedrun

#there's only 14 units and hoooo boy is it rough lmfao #objectively the Wrong way to learn Latin but alas here we are #why are you asking me to translate Boston! or New York!!! #i presume cuz no one actually wants to learn latin on duolingo so they couldn't yeet sensible translations at people #but I WANT TO LEARN LATIN ON DUOLINGO DAMMIT. #it's fine i really am just trying to get a better feel for it. the problem was i tried the mango course once #and it was WAY better except it took so fucking long on every sentence and i pick up grammar really quickly #particularly latin grammar which imo is....... not complex #i mean it is but it isnt. #ANYWAY #I'm good at grammar and if you dont let me progress fast enough i will go insane. #so i am gonna speedrun the latin course with zero consequences for mistakes lololol

[lilacs-stash]

Why did I give Suitcase the perfect trinket from Nickel in S2

^ is having the worst time coming up with a post show one

#miiiiight just Nickloon it and keep the type of trinket but change the shape #object posting #and I can't just use the old one cuz she yeeted that thing into the lake

[chainsaw-dick]

STEVE BLUM IS BACK?????? FUCK

#yeet talks #i have mixed feelings abt this #i think he did a good job objectively but also i hate hate haaaate how tfp Starscream was treated so #I'm worried this will be tfp all over again

[gregdotorg]

Primary Information has published a facsimile of the exhibition/auction catalogue for In The Name of The Place, a surreptitious, 2-year project by the GALA Committee, organized by Mel Chin and Helen Nagge, to insert artwork as props into Melrose Place. The project culminated in a real-world museum exhibition which itself was worked into the show, and the whole thing was only announced after it was all over. I'm sure Aaron Spelling was amused, and now we can finally get to enjoy the slim volume in facsimile edition. Highly recommended as a book.

#melrose place #gala committee #primary information #mel chin #mel chin and helen nagge #aaron spelling #the 90s #do all these easter eggs mean anything? did they do anything? a few are worthwhile objects but that's about it tbqh #but this book is nice and really captures the most salient aspects of the project #also red bull studios did a huge show of the gala project's work and then absolutely yeeted itself and all trace of the show into the void

[ll-underestimated-ll]

take their pod and chuck it? also works to flex your superior object throwing skills

That is a good idea! The energy is slightly different though, same insult in a different font, but definitely is still a usable tactic.

The insult of taking something and dropping it directly in front of them for destruction is one thing. Sending them on a petty fetch quest is another.

#ic #also must take into regard how one is going to look while 'yeeting' such an object

[disasterlesbianeldritchhorrors]

took me longer than i expected because uni, but i’ve finished part 3 of that regeneration-except-the-doctor-is-an-extradimensional-insectoid-timesquid-who-literally-moults-off-their-old-body fic! this one’s much less painful than last time, there’s no battles for their companions’ lives or nightmarish political needle-threading, just waking up nice and safe in the tardis with their friends just outside, the walls covered in moulting acid, unit on high alert, everyone on the verge of panic because they exploded into a big ol’ squid... nothing to worry about

today’s deleted scene: there was originally a bit in the doctor’s conversation with sarah jane where she mentioned that when they were flailing through the unit hallways they didn’t seem to know where they were going and they kept bashing into walls and they wouldn’t stop screaming, and it was... honestly about as terrifying as discovering they were secretly an eldritch abomination this whole time. the doctor managed to reassure her through a mix of white lies and sincere thanks, and then they hugged. it didn’t really fit the direction i ended up taking the scene, though - resolved it a bit too neatly - so i cut it. they probably do have a conversation to that effect later in the tardis though

#doctor who #dr nyarlathotep #My writing #my fic #unit era #apologies if i got the vibe hilariously wrong #Fourth Doctor #Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart #sarah jane smith #turned out to have a lot more to say about the squid thing than i expected #'they've been a squid this whole time?! i'm not going to let that pass unchallenged!' #it is... well mostly uni's fault this thing took so long to finish #but a lot of it's hers #guest starring a bunch of random unit soldiers #and harry sullivan. not that the doctor cares #trying to figure out a consistent way of talking about how the doctor senses peoples' minds and mostly failing #today on moult: why the doctor doesn't just yeet their tridimensional limb through the higher dimensions when they're breaking out of jail #fiddling with the timelines is tricky delicate work lobbing a big heavy 3d object through them just makes everything go to pot #should probably have said more about the soldiers' timeline injuries. ah well it's up now #i spent some time trying to find a map of the unit base but then i remembered what show i was writing about

[gaypineappppppple]

Don't you just hate it when you drop a small object and it yeets itself out of existance... like I'm sure you're having a blast in paperclip heaven but come back now I was using you

#small object #paperclip #yeet #disapear #i wonder what paperclip heaven is like #it was a nice red paperclip too

[chiropterx]

Em leaves a very smooth rock for Man Bat as a thank you gift for saving them. It's actually kinda pretty? It's still a just rock tho

Leave an object in my ask and my muse will react to it being given to them.

Em's rock is indeed very smooth. It's also shiny and underneath the right sort of lighting, it might even be a little iridescent. Unfortunately Man-Bat is not equipped to handle such small objects, thumb claw unable to properly hold onto the smooth stone in the same manner he might have been able to were he still human. Nonetheless, Man-Bat's soon able to secure a shaky grip, digit curled around Em's offering curiously. The beauty of the rock is lost upon the creature, inquisitive nose more interested in seeing if the object is edible before snorting dismissively and tossing the gift aside. The stone clatters across the old, worn cobbled pavement and Man-Bat's wings spread at the sound, taking off with a single mighty flap to leave Em behind with his offering, alone - and safe - in the alleyway, where armed thugs lay waiting for a choice victim before an even greater danger found them. A shame. It really was quite a pretty rock but concepts such as gratitude and gifts hardly registered to the winged beast now disappearing into the night, a high-pitched screech echoing faintly in the wind.

#draggeddowntothedark #memes ;; leave an object #ASDFGHJKL I FEEL SO BAD FOR EM #It was such a sweet gift and Man-Bat's like 'I can't fuckin eat this' #Smells of Em too and not exactly something or someone he can eat #Straight up fucking yeets the rock and flies off #At least Em is safe and in one piece <3