#yeah um that sucked

[sholmeser]

troupe gramarye makes me soooooo crazy oh my fucking god why are they LIKE THAT ohhhhhhmygod. valant who was always second-best, second-best to magnifi, to zak, to thalassa, wasn’t worthy of being an heir, wasn’t worthy of being loved back, wasn’t worthy of anything. roger who was just a teenager when magnifi gramarye took him in and barely an adult when he kicked him to the curb. just a stupid kid who was too prideful for his own good. lost his job lost his home lost his family and didn’t know what to do except slip into a fake version of himself out of the raw shame. thalassa who woke up scared and alone and in darkness, nobody by her side. her father abandoned her. her father abandoned her. the two people she loved the most didn’t even know she was alive. she lost her son. she didn’t know what happened to her daughter. she didn’t know anything. she was lost and afraid and her own father abandoned her and she didn’t know what to do except do what she was told. zak who was a terrible person, a terrible father, but still had to shoulder the guilt of believing he killed the person he treasured more than anyone else, still carried a picture of trucy next to his heart for seven years, still loved valant like a brother. trucy who lost all of her family. doesn’t quite remember what her daddy looked like, doesn’t even know who her mother is, doesn’t even have the privilege of being looked at by her uncle without seeing the sadness that fills his eyes when he does. fuck magnifi for ever and ever i think

#yeah u can tell i just finished the magical turnabout #feeling normal um. scratches head #i fucking loved roger btw like he sucked but u can tell why. good addition to the lore i think #zak gramarye #valant gramarye #thalassa gramarye #magnifi gramarye #roger retinz #trucy wright #ace attorney #myne

[ruvviks]

All That's Left follows two journalists and their friends in post-apocalyptic United States as they travel from the fallen east coast megalopolis Opportunity back to Los Angeles, crossing through a harsh wasteland overrun with zombies— only to find out that there is a lot more life left than what the protected cities want them to believe. On their journey they meet dozens of people living their lives as peaceful as possible away from military forces, corporations, and corrupt governments; and they learn that the same mutated ghouls that took down Opportunity are spreading rapidly through the country, destroying everything in their path. Will this finally be the end of the world as we know it?

taglist (opt in/out)

@shellibisshe, @florbelles, @ncytiri, @hibernationsuit, @stars-of-the-heart;

@vvanessaives, @katsigian, @radioactiveshitstorm, @estevnys, @adelaidedrubman;

@celticwoman, @rindemption, @carlosoliveiraa, @noirapocalypto, @dickytwister;

@killerspinal, @euryalex, @ri-a-rose, @velocitic, @thedeadthree

#all that's left #edit:misc #nuclearedits #so um. hi. this is an original story i've been working on since 2016 and i love it so so much. sorry #it's not a tv show but i would love for it to be a tv show do you understand. my vision. are you seeing the vibes of this #it's BRIGHT. it's COLORFUL. it's FUN. there's so many cool characters and it's focused a lot on like #the connections between the main characters and all that #mac and layla (the journalists) go from having to write about this megalopolis which. if anything is just. a city version of a nepo baby #to writing about the people who are still living out there who are being completely overlooked by the safe cities and everything #everything really is not that bad out there!! in fact all of the misery that IS still in the wasteland is created specifically by like #the safe cities who keep snatching away supply drops from people who need it etc etc. and governments pretending that #there's no smaller settlements out there anymore and all that #and also there's zombies. ghouls. i call them ghouls but they have many funky names across the whole world in this universe #anyway yeah there's a lot more to this universe already because well 8 years in the making LMAO so i have another edit incoming #for the fictional season 2. aka book 2. yes there's a book 2. there's also a book 3 and 4. sorry for being insane #the linked playlists has songs for book 1-3 right now :] #if you have any questions PLEAAASSEEEE send me asks. preferably asks and not dms because tumblr dms suck ass #but i would love to talk more about this :^)

[sorrcha]

tiger, burning bright

#art #digital art #ms paint #animal #cat #big cat #tiger #um. somehow managed to make this. yeah. #i think. im too intimidated by clip studio paint/the thought of making high-energy art right now but ms paint lets me just enjoy it #because there's no pressure to make Good Art. i just make whatever i can.. #sucks bc i want to do commissions and help friends with their personal projects but ;;; no energy for that kind of work rn aa......

[deathbypufferfish]

Ume and Marinella are expecting a baby boy! ☺ The Terzi matriarchy is dying...

#puffer legacy #the sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #sims 4 #simblr #plgen3 #marinella terzi #ume ikehara #also yeah the game put ume in a lingerie top #i knew if i tried to fix it something would fuck up #anyways rip to the first born daughter gene #he might suck or turn out to be mtf who knows. #it would have been funny to have 4 gens of first born daughters

[ibis-gt]

hey, a genuine plea from someone who used to love this space: please learn to treat artists & writers as human beings and not factories.

part of what drove me away was the absolutely constant push to be making new things. i’d post a piece of art or a comic or a fic and get tons of people asking for what was going to happen next, just more more more nonstop, and it was overwhelming and so discouraging. it didn’t matter how long the thing i’d just posted was, people just wanted more. when i went on my hiatus because i felt totally tapped out, i got asks & requests STILL asking me to make more things, telling what of my stuff they missed, keeping that pressure on, and it SUCKED. i couldn’t even rest on my break because of that and along with other huge problems in the community, it made me quit this place for good.

just, please learn some etiquette about how to engage with art and writing, please stop asking for more all the time. if you want something you need to either learn to make it yourself or put your money where your mouth is and pay for it. if artists or writers ask for requests then it’s okay to ask for things for free, but don’t assume that’s the case for every single creator out there. for the love of god don’t read someone’s fic and then say ‘what if you wrote this again, but with this different thing that i like more’, because you sound like an entitled child.

PLEASE remember we’re human beings with lives and other circumstances, we need to make money to live or we need to go to school or take care of ourselves and our families. we are more than the drawings or stories we create and if you treat us like factories, you’re just going to burn us out. we are not ‘content creators’. we are PEOPLE.

and hey! for any other creatives out there who feel this way, feel like your audience is draining you dry or a community isn’t treating you with the respect you deserve? there is nothing wrong with dropping that space and moving on to something else, something better. sometimes things can’t be fixed or reformed or shaped up. sometimes the rot is so deep that it’s not worth breaking your back trying to pull it out. If a space isn’t good for you, save your mental and physical health and leave. i’ve been in a much better place in almost every aspect of my life after getting out of this community. you don’t have to stick around if you don’t feel valued. anyone telling you otherwise is thinking more about themself than about you, so fuck ‘em.

#literally the you can leave skeleton meme you CAN leave and it is sometimes the best option! #lol i saw someone a while ago saying that you shouldn't leave a community just bc of bad behavior #that you should stick around and try to reform it. um. no! #that is a very privileged position to hold and especially rankles after a lot of people of color left bc of racist harrassment. #or like. a friend of mine who left bc her boundaries were repeatedly violated and ignored in favor of Popular Artist. #like. that's not something you fix by blocking people. that's something you Get Away from bc it's so deeply ingrained and normalized #like yeah in some situations you can shape the community you want to make by blocking assholes and cultivating a following of cool people #i did that and then i LEFT the broader community bc it SUCKS. and i am far happier with my little circle of friends. #you are not beholden to stick around and stew in a space that treats you badly. ever.

[miekasa]

i wish i could spoilg nanamj and make him a stay-at home husband lmfao

Okay okay I know the househusbandification of Nanami is widely known and recognized because of his competence and passionate distaste for late stage capitalism and hustle culture, but I think we need to acknowledge two more important points:

Firstly, he’s always believed that homemaking is a craft and though he knows better than to idealize his life, a small part of him couldn’t be helped from fantasizing about a life where money wasn’t the object or the only answer to caring for his home and the people inside of it. Still, because of the gloomy reality of the world, he always thought the only ends to that means���even in his far off fantasy—was to be able to work enough to provide for those people. Until, you have your first kid together.

Admittedly, Kento’s toyed with the idea before your little girl came along—seeing you come home from work late, only to stress about cookies you forgot to bake for an upcoming benefit, or coursework that got put off, or laundry because you need a specific part of your uniform for the next day; he only ever wished in those moments to free you of those troubles—and while he did his best to help with the damage control (helping you bake or study or hand washing your lab coat for you to dry by the morning), he couldn’t help but think that you both could have been saved the last minute late night jitters if one of you had the time to take care of these kinds of things all day—if he could dedicate all his hours to taking care of you. So, it’s a natural progression to loving the extra time spent at home together while you’re pregnant, to growing reluctance to even leave once you’re nearing your due date, to almost flat out refusal to step foot out of your shared apartment when your baby arrives.

You’ve always known this, though—Kento is kind, tending to people he cares about even if his methods seem brash at first. He’s gentle at heart, far too rounded beneath his hardened facade to have to endure a soulless, corporate world. You know he likes things with meaning—and that you, your home, your life together, is priceless to him. So, it’s not a surprise, really when at the end of his first month back from paternity leave, he sits you down to talk about him staying home permanently.

(“It’s not worth it,” is his ultimate confession, words spoken softly into the back of your hands, punctuated with kisses to your knuckles, “Missing out on spending time with her—with you—no amount of money is worth it. I did some looking and… I think it can work like this. If I stay. I want to be able to take care of you.”)

And so, he does. You make more than enough for your little family, and Kento had already saved up enough to live more than comfortably should any emergency come up. Money could never be the problem anyway, not with the support you have (as if Satoru Gojo would ever leave his precious goddaughter in a pinch, as if between your friends and family, you didn’t have the love and blessings of a lifetime)—all of whom, by the way, not that Kento looks the happiest they’ve ever seen him ever since he’s dedicated all his time to taking care of your family and your home.

Secondly, it makes his dick hard, real talk. All he ever wanted to do was provide for you—and sure it’s not in the way most would think of, but it sure as hell still counts. Knowing that he can spend his days caring for you, sorting through all your pretty clothes and dressing you up for him, preparing the bed you’ll both lay in at the end of the day, that he’s caring for the woman who carried his child—that any his actions can make you happy. Pride isn’t a strong enough word—he feels lucky, blessed even, to be able to call you his, to know that it’s him providing for and protecting you at the end of the day, that you call him and nobody else your husband. Almost makes him want to have another baby with you. Having you home with him for a few more months doesn’t sound like a bad deal at all.

#anonymous #um excuse my rambling. i know you didn’t ask for an essay you came in silly and goofy and i was like uh wait i want him bad #i do tho. want him so fucken bad. he’s SOOOO househusband #not in a trophy way even though yeah in a trophy way but it’s like. #need a man whose dick gets hard bc he knows he’s making me my favorite cookies and i’ll probably suck him off just bc of that #lord. CHRIST ABOVE !!!! #kento.ask #kento x reader #nanami x reader

[martyrbat]

detective comics #644

[ID: two panels of Alfred Pennyworth in street clothes. He's wearing a white shirt underneath a dark blue denim jacket, a circular wristwatch, light blue pants, and white sneakers. In the first panel, he's holding a manhole cover open between his legs as Robin descends into the putrid sewer. The second panel shows Alfred bent over to close it, trapping the kid below. END ID]

#hghh need him to let me in his manhole.... #hes so. hes uh. hes so um. hes. yeah. #<- i need to suck him dry. #c: detective comics | i: 644 #crypt's panels #alfred pennyworth #robin iii #tim drake #alfred & tim

[meatmensch]

Music I think Roy Kent likes and why

Madonna. In season 3, episode 3, Roy said, "[Pre-Madonna] means before Madonna, female vocalists didn't have to work that hard." This implies a great respect for Madonna and her craft. Also, it's an example of a very specific kind of queer guy misogyny that I find very humorous and implicative (of him being queer).

The Sex Pistols (and other punk rock). Two of their songs are in the Ted Lasso soundtrack. One of them specifically plays when Roy is about to do some pundit work for the first time. I think it's meant to be his hype up music. They're also, of course, anti-fascist and anti-monarchy, which I think Roy would vibe with. He's giving punk.

The music of the Muppets. Canonically (not that I necessarily consider this kind of thing canon, lol) a Muppets fan, I think he'd love the soundtracks to the movies, as well as the numbers they do on the original show.

Rap; Salt-n-Pepa, Queen Latifah, and Beyoncé. I just think he would like them. In season 1, episode 6, Keeley mentions that he has rapped, implying at least some interest in the genre.

Leonard Cohen. I think Roy's Jewish, and he's a broody, sensual bitch. It adds up perfectly. Sidenote: while "She's a Rainbow" by the Rolling Stones was a great choice for the song he runs home to football to, I think Cohen's "Ain't No Cure for Love" would've fucking slayyyed..."I loved you for a long, long time / I know this love is real / It don't matter how it all went wrong / That don't change the way I feel / And I can't believe that time is gonna heal / This wound that I'm speaking of" "I've got you like a habit / And I'll never get enough" "I don't need to be forgiven / For loving you so much"

Klezmer. Again, if Roy is Jewish, and we know he loves and misses his grandad...it's simple. He HAS a record player and a dope sound system, and on his shelves there ARE old klezmer records that he remembers dancing around to with his grandad in their old flat.

Amy Winehouse. Again, if Roy is Jewish, and we know he is broody and bitchy, it is a given. "Rehab" is his anthem when his knee gets bad and he is reluctant to treat it.

Disco; Donna Summer and Jessie Ware. It's just great workout music, and it slays, and if he's queer, well, yes, of course he likes disco.

Pop rock; Elton John and Queen. If he's queer...it's a given. I think he particularly likes "I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself" and "Rocket Man", as he is suicidal (I can't find the interview where Goldstein said this) (it's just Word of God anyway), and the most rocket man motherfucker ever.

The music of the people he loves; Led Zeppelin, Cream, Tina Turner, and Stevie Nicks. Phoebe, Keeley, and Jamie like these musicians. He's a caring uncle, boyfriend, and friend. He is listening and learning. Also, I think Phoebe would be into some weird stuff, like outsider music - maybe some Tiny Tim. I think Roy would also enjoy the music of other friends, from plenty of other genres.

#also. i rly disagree w the term outsider music but it gets the point across so yknow. #also i have this hc that he plays the drums bc his sister wanted to play music at some point and he was like ok i will play toys w u fine. #and she plays guitar :) #my posts #ted lasso #i also think he is maybe one of those celebrities who is multidisciplinary. so yes he has released a few eps. under a pseudonym ofc #then again i kinda think he's one of those guys who is really good at one thing and THINKS they suck at everything else. so like he happens #to play music around people every once in a while and they're like whatttt u r amazing? and he's like shut up i'm garbage. yeah #I ALSO THINK ROY IS RLY INTO BASEBALL. why? um. if u ask him he'll say some shit like 'i'm a fucking athlete ofc i follow other sports. no #it's not weird that it's not a very british thing. get the fuck out of my face.' the real answer is he watch a league of their own as a kid #purely for madonna and a special interest was born #inspired #roy kent #also! jamie is a HUGE music snob. i just know this to be true #like. the only musicians we've heard him mention (i think) are tina turner and stevie nicks. whenever roy grabs the aux and bumps madonna o #any music from this century he resists the urge to reach over and strangle him

[glamrock-freddy]

Hmgnhm coughing up an au. Have some undercooked doodles

#vanny is supposed to have that carpet sample fursuit vibe yk #ok um. whats the deal with silly willy. well he's still fucked up and kills children but he cares about his own in this au!! #he doesnt regret any of the murders his only regret is involving his kids #so hes still stuck in ultimate hellscape #um. mike burning his dad for the first time is a big misunderstanding #cause at this point he's like oh fuck my dad is out there and he murdered all those kids and killed my sister hes gonna kill m e #so he burns down the place and goes about his day #and vanny is like #inspired by his crimes but not like ooo possessed by an ai #cause i hate that it feels like its bringing up unnecessary sci fi shit to the table #anyway she is the one who creates glitchtrap #its basically bonzi buddy if it was on steroids and also made your animatronics aggressive #fnaf au #ill make up more stuff jts almostidnight for me hello #oh yeah i forgot about glammike #uhhhh #charlie is the one to bring mikey boy back #cause a he can atone for killing his little brother by not sucking and helping this kid who's about to get his kidneys chewed out by monty #and b . so mike you know what's a computer right. well you gotta hit a bootcamp cause you gotta dismantle that bonzi buddy shit #and maybe stop vanny from killing anymore kids

[aropride]

ok well we know that jesus can emit pure light as he did when he was in his tomb + i assume the light is holiness or joy or purity (considering his spirit was in heaven but his body had died in sin) (considering his body was holy but his spirit was drowning in unquenchable fire).. thinking about the version of jesus i made up in my head who's way cooler and more transgender and i think he would emit sparks and a glowing electric light if you fucked him and i think it would inspire an unfathomably intense lust

#text #this is NOT me taking a stance on whether jesus went to heaven or hell when he died #i didnt know there was discourse about this til i googled to double check i thought it was a given that he went to hell ?? #i was CERTAIN it was hell because what else would the damn point of the crucifixion be #gotquestions dot org is trying to say Ofc he didnt go to hell hes too special and ur just reading the verse wrong #which like. ok but THE POINT OF HIS DEATH WAS TO WASH EVERYONES SIN AWAY AND PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE #WHICH IS *DEATH* WHICH LEADS TO *GOING TO HELL* IF YOU'RE NOT SAVED. WHICH HE WASNT! BECAUSE *HE WAS THE SACRIFICE* #THATS THE WHOLE POINT!!! HE WAS DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE. HE WENT TO HELL. HE CAME BACK. #um. i rescind my previous statement about not taking a stance i think i have actually #But if u have like solid proof that isnt 1 peter 3:18-20 pls lmk i havent read the bible in years #OH YEAH DISCLAIMER: i am not xtian . just insane . i was raised as one so i know a lot of lore #but i have memory problems so i forgot a lot of lore #yay! #nsft #SORRY i have like brain problems that lead to me saying these things #likethere is genuinely something reallywrong with me i think But that's not really important read my funny posts boy #would you suck jesus's strap. it is glowing with holy light btw #sorry again #I would. #sorr y a third time #tboy jesus tag

[nymdraws]

#disco elysium #harry du bois #um. yeah #fanart #2022 #literally the mesh shirt-robe-froggy hate combo is canon to me. i wore it for SO LONG that its literally the default hdb outfit in my mind #*FROGGY HAT. #snis also funny bc thus outfit would suck for doing the autopsy. i didnt even give him the gardening gloves

[reel-fear]

Hey if anyone wants to check out Moving Pictures Redrawn [a fan-made remake of the first chapter of BATIM that Mike n Meatly may have ordered to be taken down? It's unsure at the moment] Guess who downloaded a copy before they did that~

#batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #honestly if they did order the take down um lmao tbh #I guess Id do the same it must be embarrassing for a fan to make a better game than you did literally improved your damn #flagship title bc it fucking sucks #but yeah in the name of preserving this piece of art this person mustve spent forever making hmu if u wanna download it <3<3 #its genuinely so cool I hope it turns out someone was posing as the bendy devs bc like this is so awesome #to have it taken down just feels so shitty #idc if its just a better batim if I could fucking sue Meatly n Mike for selling me a piece of shit of a game #thats not fun to play buggy as hell and has some of the worst storytelling ive ever seen #then took this down bc actually we cant let ppl play chapter 1 for free anymore ugh its just salt in the wound of how shitty they r #this remake is so cool I cant believe I got it to run on my computer #the way they redesigned the general areas is so damn cool too this is genuinely such an improvement and meatly n mike should be fucking #begging on their knees for the fans to forgive them if they did take this down fuck them so so much #mike literally has flaunted his fucking wealth in the past do we really think he needs the extra 20 bucks from some poor soul #buying his elaborate scam of a game that has a broken save system really? Does he need that money? No the fuck he doesnt #ramblez

[utilitycaster]

Can't decide if Bells Hells going to the Tishtan site, when they do so, and then immediately murdering Otohan would be validating or disappointing

#validating bc she sucks and killed half the party killing her would be satisfying #disappointing bc god i want a complicated female villain always but damn does she have the personality of zealous dishwater #people like OTOHAN IS FASCINATING yeah fascinates me how boring they are #Lorenzo got like three lines and had a thousand times the personality #it's so weird too bc like. pre c3 Delilah or raishan or avantika or Ripley or vess or cree or Liliana? #all interesting! matt usually does a GREAT female villain #hell dorna from candela obscura is great! #and then he was like here's Mx. Boring Backpack and it was like. um. #cr tag

[comfymoth]

sometimes the only way to deal with your job is to imagine your little blorbos doing it. and then just get way too invested in that

#bakery au……… yeah #quackity and roier r front counter Of Course. jaiden too probably #luzu’s a baker so by the time quackity clocks in for opening he’s already been there for four hours and is fully zombified #quackity talks his ear off anyways. it’s a friendship! sorta #cellbit’s the regular who comes in orders a coffee and stays all day working on something on his laptop #and everyone thinks he’s a freak because who goes to a bakery for coffee. their coffee fucking sucks. why does he stay *all day* Is he crazy #they all take turns making up stories about what it is he seems so hard at work on #and the eggs in this aren’t real kids they’re like. pets. #probably cats cos i said so #tilin is a stray cat that lives under the bakery dumpster that quackity’s been feeding #bobby is jaiden’s spoiled little baby who knocks over all roier’s things #(they’re roommates btw cos they have to be) #and um. yeah i should like shut up now. probably #before i start telling you about what kind of shops are next door to them and who works there and blah blah blah

[k-atsukibakugou]

LIFE UPDATE FOR U MY LOVES

my partner handed in their 2 week notice to their fuckhead father

they got a permanent contract offer at a new job WITHOUT taking a pay decrease!

the job is 8 hours away lmao so we will be moving again

however!! we're moving in with my sister temporarily so we'll get to see our nephew and her teenagers more often!

#their job is like #10 minutes away from the uni there so if i do wanna go back it'll make things a bit easier #um but yeah idk if ill be able to be doing much in the next month or so bc we'll be packing pretty much any time we're free #but it means we get to cut off the RAT FUCKKKKKKKKKKK LETS GOOOOO #i hate that man with every fibre of my being and i can't wait for him to be miserable not having his child or knowing anything about them #suck on my asshole u narcissistic fuck #anyway LMAO #「mercury speaks」

[malikselfindulgence]

This stupid fucking idiot has a name now !! Morshid !!

#THIS GUY SUCKS [this guy is me] #if rose were fronting shed be insulting him to hell and back . he probably will later actually #ik i said the design was a w.i.p but im very lazy so im just sticking w this #once i figure out how to draw swk it is OVER for you all #malik's art #lmk oc #OH YEAH HEHAS A NAME YAAYY #oc: Morshid lmk #lmk sona #lego monkie kid oc #lmk original character #ALSO UM VERY SORRY FOR REQUESTS !!! everything kinda sucked since our borders were being bombed and its reallt scary #ikeep forgetting to sign off mh name at posts IM sure nobody minds ??? like i put the blaze's yapping tag so its ok #thumbs up emoji