#yeah tgere

[bolithesenate]

fun fact of the morning is that to me Tarre Vizsla was a cringefail jedi twink so horribly bad at jedi-ing that he did an accidental 180 and became Mand'alor

man's could not find a lightsaber crystal for his goddamn life, so much so that a mandalorian deity had to come and help out

then he crashed in someones backyard destroying half their tuber harvest when he took a wrong turn after going home from a bandomeer agricorps summit

the shame is too big so he ditches everything and becomes a weaver for a like year

only after that year does he even realize he landed himself in karking mandalorian space (the weaver he holes up at is an old lady and doesn't wear armor so he just never noticed)

meanwhile everyone back at the temple just assumed he died

over his year as weaver-apprenticing he also did odd little jobs here and there around the village. mostly helping people with paperwork and taxes and how to price grain to sell the next city over

which gets him implicitly elected like mayor of that village (mostly because no one else wants to do the paperwork)

which is how he, a failed jedi that crashed in someones backyard and just wallowed in shame ever since somehow is made to attend a city/region council as representative of that village (it is there that he realizes that wtf that's too many mandalorians for this to just be coincidence. those CANNOT all be bodyguards) (yes he had stereotypes)

still, apparently he is one of them now

(he is standing there like 🧍🏻 the only one in the room without any armor to speak)

but also definitely the only one with a single political bone in him (it was forcibly installed in him by the temple's teachers). and also the knowledge of How To Do Taxes (that and he weaves a mean rug)

which once again gets him elected representative of that council as well

so now he has to go to a House meeting in a month

(which is bad, he has a deadline on a new tapestry that needs to be done by then can't they just postpone? also what is a House and why do they have meetings)

the lady weaver who kinda just is his adoptive mom now just laughs and pats him on the head and tells him he'll figure it out. but oh maybe he should wear some armor for that one, House meetings have a tendency to get wild and many things are settled over honor duels. and the city/region he's representing sure would like for their needs to be defended.

meanwhile Tarre is panicking because the one thing he was worse at at Jedi School than actually being a jedi was lightsabering

he's decent at hand-to-hand but that was NOT worth any points in the eyes of the Battlemaster

(turns out he shouldn't have worried. 'decent at hand-to-hand' for an old republic jedi still meant 'kriffing lethal' in comparison to everyone else.)

his region's demands have never been represented better

especially since he also does know the maths to make it work in the long run.

that gets him noticed by the like son or heir or whatever of the Head of the House, who promptly makes Tarre his right hand (Tarre agreed to it either while drunk -- he is a sad drunk and JEdi aRE SupPOseD To hELP aaaaaaaa -- and was guilttripped into it OR he misunderstood the assignment to be a weaving commission)

(because, in Tarre's mind, that IS still his day job)

and so on and so forth it spirals out of control farther and farther until one day he is there helping represent the mandalorian side in a trade dispute with the republic and the other side have jedi with them (ofc) and he is one again just doing his best statue impression trying not to be noticed only he forgot that mandalorians announce themselves and their whole allegiance and lineage in front of everyone so he gets first-name-last-named by his new boss in front of his old boss and it does horrors to his nerves that much is certain

only the jedi just kinda squint and then leave it uncommented so he thinks he's safe until HIS OLD MASTER JUST TELEPORTS STRAIGHT INTO THE DINNER ROOM DEMANDING TO KNOW WHY HE WASN'T THERE FOR THE LAST TWELVE LINEAGE DINNERS

#is this about one of my many wips? yes it is #cringefail jedi tarre for thw win #i have had enough of all those edgy and cool and imposing and competent tarres out tgere #this one gets called 'my little creature' by his master and he thinks its the best nickname ever #fay calls him that because by god his genetic makeup is an affront to every biologist #they just put a good dozen species in a blender for that one and called it a day #he has so many eye problems (being part chiss part miraluka part keshian and part whatever else will do that to you) #the reason there is no surviving moniker for him is because everyone later on assumed 'Mand'alor the Weaver' was a mistranslation #and just scratched it out #but he was a weaver! it was the handiwork he learned!! he was proud of it #(his jedi master standing in the corner shaking her head like) #anyways yeah thats this #me writing #random boli thoughts #star wars #tarre vizsla

[actuallysafe-for-aro]

I just remembered a time I was in a discord server and there was pepes everywhere, tons of pepe emotes and people sending lots of pepe memes. So I said in one of the chats something like "pepe is being used as a dogwhistle by fascists and alt right groups, can I get confirmation that we don't support that here?"

And I immediately got doggpiled by people saying it shouldn't matter and insulting me.

#so yeah i think there was alt right peeps tgere #personal #random #not aro #facism

[embers-archive]

Been thinking about the no crime cult discord (the old name for ranboos discord)

Like man I literally spent ALL my time in stream channel for most of 2021 and sc ended so shitty agsvgd like I get why but still

#this probably makes sense to no one #but basically as ranboo got bigger and tge discord got larger #tge mods started enforcing more rules #and basically each channel was its own community #same was for sc and we used to just chat in there all the time #but uh as i said the rules got stricter and we were told we couldnt talk in tgere anymore #and also like i said every channel was its own community and so it kinda displaced two communities #and then it just... died out #idk i miss posting an 'ello' and having everyone say hi back #3 months and itll be the 2 year anniversary of tge cereal war.... like dang #ehhh yeah i got nowt else to say other than i miss it #oh right if you wanna know how chronically online i was : i was the 100th person to reach piglin rank (level 30...idk what the rank is now) #yeah ignorw this avvshsbdd #ember says the thing

[transexualbutchfagdyke]

I need more ponybeads but unfortunately I am. poor.

#i keep thinking like "yeah ill make more kandi once i get more beads'' and then tgeres $10 in my bank account 😭 #ratt squeaks

[strayheat]

im starting to feel the "dead" in deadlines

#one big one due tmrw #but i might be getting feedback on it and having to fix some parts up till early feb so the deadline doesnt necessarily end the work here #another one till next friday and sometime after ill have to go to uni and present it so its another soft line #and then theres this vague one that doesnt have a date yet so im calling it the deadarea #thats prolly gonna be due mid february and will also require a presentation #and THEN theres another one that doesnt have a date yet but its The Big Boy Project and im gonna give a presentation and answer questions #and THATS WHEN I FINISH UNI WOOOOOOOOO #i so cannot wait i CANT #and i hate that so many dates are not set yet cause i cant have a specific day to wait for until its over and done #cause rn the only way i can look at it is that i'll for sure be a free man before march #which is a month and a half away and thus doesnt seem particularly optimistic #but hey at least tmrw ill have one thing 98% taken care of and im already done with the hard part of the second thing #im just. tgeres so much work and its already been weeks of this and theres weeks more?? motivation is negative #one good thing is that time passes no matter what u do. so every second of this is inevitably getting me closer to the end !!!! #yeah. i sound a lil bit like a negative nancy but rly im mostly positive just tired heh #straytalks

[obitv]

no fuck i cant unhearit now i cant justlisten to apotheosis without visual because i AM just seeing albedo. sweet fucling lord

#still cant believe the characters withe strongest relations to khaenriah are in the FIRST country and then you just have to suffer after #like yeah heres these two guys from a nation that was destroyed 500 years ago. just in this city though nobody else bar gods knows about it #like even dain shows up in mondstadt for his first quest. the traveller lands tgere. sooo messed up

[r0bee]

Just infodumped to one of my mutuals for like 2 hours so happy rn

#It started bc we were talking about Monster High and they thought speedsters were made up just for Ghoulia's comic #So I was talking about how much I love speedsters and I mentioned Kid Quick and they were surprised there were canon queer comic characters #And I asked if I could talk about them for a bit and it went from tgere #Very happy rn almost giddy infodumping is so fun #I can only properly do it through voice messages but honestly I think it helps keep the other person engaged as well #Bc they said it felt like a video essay #And also said I sound like a character from a thing they like #But yeah very happy rn I love infodumping I love being autistic

[gilliontidestriderchampionoftheu]

anyways. sillay animatic!!!

#my post #im just gonna keep calling it the sillay animatic and then when it comes time 2 post ill have no clue what 2 call it.... #smiles #anyways this is chip and jay #tgere was no reason for him to push her out of the way i just thought itd be funny #also i keep hashtag struggling writing jay bcus in early eps she doesnt talk as much as the others. shes kinda nervous. more focused on the #goal. shes observant (11 perception lets gooo) and she tries to get things done but shes so nervous all the time #like you can tell shes pretty competent but she opens her mouth and is tripping over ever single word #but shes also willing to go along with the bit. she thinks lying to gill is funny. she didnt mention the sea lemurs being dangerous bcus sh #wanted to see one up close #yknow i changed my mind shes not focused on a goal jay is just capable of focusing on only 1 thing at a time #which gives her a leg up over gill and chip (can focus on nothing) #and like if you try to bring up a sceond thing she simply does not acknowledge this or moves on from it #which i think is where part of her. like. you know how she is when people are struggling #'that sounds like a you problem' translation: 'why are you bringing up your problem? were gonna talk to gill now. urs has nothing to do wit #this' #but yeah im struggling to write dialogue for her #i love her nervous laugh though its so wonderful

[apple-bread]

when people notice when you wear the same jewellery all the time>>>

#yesterday my friend told me #oh i know this necklace. you don't take it off #and i was like #yeah!! yeah thats true <33 #i think it's rrally cute that dome people notice little details about you #or when they remember your favourite drink because that's the only thing you order #when they know your dreams and goals too #people are incredible #or when u say u like smth like clothes or smth and then they get you the same thing for a birthday present and you don't even remember sayin #g you like it but you really do <3 #idk tgere's just #theres something about humanity #jay's bullshit

[mrwoeful]

Tgere was a better lightened one but there was this fucked up spot I couldn't fix :( but yeah I wonder what these dubious little creatures r up to

(might draw mid-transformed augustin,,, maybe)

#amnesia the bunker #henri clement #augustin lambert #Please I spent nearly 4 hours on this #I'm v proud :(((

[tea0w0stache]

You know, i think if grey and brotherhood actually sat down and talked they'd actually get along, cus these two do share traits and have stuff in common

Like the way both of them witnessed the death of their grandma (although grey didnt see her die infront of him like bh did) or the paranoia that haunts them, the constant feeling of needing to protect those they care about from any possible harm no matter what it takes

Lock tthem both in a room and leave them tgere until they talk to each other in a civil way (mainly grey needs to get over his pride) and the result may surprise you

-@ijjstlostthegame

this is even funnier because bh jd does get grey as the arcs progress too LOL.

but yeah !! maybe they'd get along. who knows. as a leader, bhjd doesn't really have anyone to talk to.

#tea rambles #brotherhood au #jd support group

[yellow-pikmin-posting]

oh yeah lol there's plasm

Tgeres WHAT !! ?? !?

Serouslynwhat. Whats a. plasem. this sounds bad os it bad

[abeinginsand]

i put this in a post but i wanted to shar eit with you as well this is a fic idea i have that i have yet to write:

thwres a heatwave happening but theyre still going to school cuz shit's fucked and taylor and scary ger out od class early so they're waitinf for the others to link up with them right? so they're waiting and taylor is like scary i feel weird and scary is like you are weird and taylor is like no i meannn uhhhh and then scary gets concerned and asks taylor what's wrong and he's not answering and then he fucking. faints and she freaks out and she's like TAYLOR. TAYLOR. TAYLOR. TAYLOR WAKE UP and taylor is like huh whwaa and scary tells him he fainted ane the sit down afainst the wall and taylor is leaning against her and shes freqkint out and she texts the group chat with the teens and tells them guys taylor fainted come now bring water and of course link is there immediately and he gives taylor his own water bottle which is like. lukewarm at best in this weather and norm comes with a fresh cold bottle cuz he was not as panicked and trying to get tgere as fast as possible as link was you know and taylor is sitting there and everything is kind of fuzzy but he can hear link telling him to drink so he does and he can hear them throwing around the word nurse and heat exhaustion and he doesn't really know what's going on and then link picks him up and carries him and they take him to the nurse . smth i also thought would be fun is ther not being a nurse becquse of tge apocalypse bullshit so they go and raid the first aid equipment and fuckin try to cool taylor down with ice and cold water

i may have talked to you about this before but i like the idea of taylor being extra susceptible to overheating because he is 1/4 demon which causes him to run hot and 3/4 human which means that the demon heat levels aren't regulated well at all, thus making him more likely to overheat to the point of passing out

OOO yeah you did talk to me about the hc alittle bit before, I think its very creative!! love seeing the demon genes explored :D Definitely feel the overheating struggles for summer weather, got really dizzy yesterday too, very disorienting Dx this is so good though and ahh scary's little banter made me laugh (deadpan "yeah you're weird) asdfghj then the sheer panic when she realizes something's wrong oh no heartwrenching. I like how she let Taylor lean on her and contacted everyone :'0 Linc trying to get there as fast as possible is sweet and then Normal knowing to get the cold water too!! Reminds me of his fact about getting heat stroke before. Taylor being so out of it too..nice that the three are looking out for him. Aw carrying him the whole way too!! Oh man, good point, the nurse being gone because of the chaos makes a lot of sense. I'm loving the idea cookies :]

#fave #cookies-over-yonder #dndads #abeinginsand talk tag

[rivalkieran]

Tbf in the base game itself you could argue tgeres some .potential evidence to cogita being. ...immortal? Since a theory is that she wrote a lot of the hidden notes in the game which are like. Super old. Nothing concrete but its always fun 2 take something and run with it. Either way i like that she comes across that way, sorta as a result of feeling ... sort of . Disconnected from it all? Not in a bad way, i guess im not sure how to explain it, but she's super just. Nonchalant, at least compared to the average response to most of what happens. Like it doesnt quite phase her .

YEAH!! thats where I got the inspiration for my immortal cogita hc :D also yesss I get what you mean. shes super separated from the rest of the cast nearly all of her interactions are contained to volo and the protag who are also both outsiders in their own right it really helps with the like. Vibes. that shes immortal. like even if there wasnt the cogita old verse theory I still mightve hced her as immortal just because she. she Feels like it ykyk

#solis.txt #asks

[rayisalive]

ohmYSEVENS I CAN FINALLY MIVE UO FROM LVL 70 IVE BEEN STUCK TGERE FOR SO LONG HOORAY HH-

Oh yeah b6 is out

#twisted wonderland

[dingusships]

Me trying to be normal while watching barbie: ah yeah Venice beach. world famous for the roller skating scene. famous in general it makes sense they’d use it

Me internally: holy shit venice beach….humility mv…..ace was tgere

#found this in my drafts from a while back lol