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status update on the BITE BACK linoprint. started carving. with the power of hyperfocus and a newfound hobby i can get so much done in a single day

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today btw the children insisted that I as an adult could not possibly have a mommy, but I MIGHT, they conceded, have a "plain mom," the definition of which is, apparently, "she goes up in a rocket ship." every day I am paid to have totally comprehensible conversations

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#YES and everyone judges me for ut #i love seeinf my friends faces when i take a kiwi and just bite right in :)

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Please go watch Sex Explained on Netflix. Not only is it a great resource for the basic sex education that is sorely lacking in the U.S., but some of ya’ll need to take a deep breath and remember the difference between fantasy vs reality. This purity culture thing that we’re going through right now is directly harmful to responsible, healthy sexual expression. BTW this woman, Lisa Diamond, is a noted psychologist and has been pushing for greater understanding of womens sexuality as a whole.

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instagram: smacmccreanor

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Common Grackle (Quiscalus quiscula)

April 10. 2024

Southeastern Pennsylvania

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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

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Guy who has a fuck ton of unwritten fic ideas: Ugh I don't have anything to write

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I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender

"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy

"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy

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Source

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Johnson Cheung-shing Tsang: A Painful Pot (2013)

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I love reading definitions of Quiet Quitting

“An employee who is quiet quitting will come into work at their allotted start time, do tasks within their job description, leave at their allotted time, take their full lunch break, and fully use their paid time off and sick leave”

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