A shovel challenge.
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Xichen: *waiting*
Team dimple: *carrying Yao on a palaquin
Mo xuanyu: long live Yao gege!
Both: long live Jiggy!!!
Xue yang: what are we going to do!!
Sms and mxy: test Lan lips!
Su she: is Yaoyao hot?
Xy and mxy: extremely.
Su she: can Lan lips handle the heat?!
Mxy and xy: let's see!!
*rests down the palaquin*
Xichen: I'm ready.
Su she: wait wait. I have to help him off of the palanquin.
Yao: it's fine, Minshan.
Su she: I just love to support you.
Yao: *smiles warmly*
Hi er ge.
Xichen: did you sleep well, A-Yao?
Yao: yes yes, A-Huan. What about you?
Xichen: yep. I didn't know that your West wing had an indoor swimming pool.
Yao: mhm. It's a hot spring with herbal alkaline water.
Xichen: amazing.
Xue yang: enough small talk, you simp. First challenge!!!!
Mo xuanyu: art!
Su she: now please get your art supply and come with us.
Xue yang: congratulations Lan lips. Jiggy is the model that you have to draw!
Xichen: oh *blush*
Su she: also you got to draw what we tell you to draw!
Xichen: on it!
~~
CHALLENGE STARTS!!
Xue yang: you'll draw Jiggy last.
Draw a vase with flowers or something.
Su she: draw your goal too.
Mo xuanyu: you have two minutes.
Xue yang: 1 minute.
Su she: let's spare him na. Give him 15 minutes.
Xue yang: don't lick the ink. And your timmmeee startssssss now!!
Xichen: why would I lick ink?
Mo xuanyu: it wasn't Xichen, it was huaisang, Xue gege.
Xue yang: oh right.
Too much harem members.
Mo xuanyu: Su gege, does he know how to draw.
Su she: not sure. But Hanguang Jun can. That's why I started drawing Yao Huangdi. To prove that I can draw too.
Xue yang: wow wow. You draw Jiggy?
Su she: yea.
Xue yang: show me later!
Mo xuanyu: I also draw Yao gege.
Xue yang: awww.
If I go to draw him, I would draw him so hot. Like more hot than he already is.
But my art piece might be censored.
Mo xuanyu: we'll all share afterwards lol.
Xue yang: maybe we can show Lan lips to intimidate him.
Xichen: I'm finished.
I drew two pics.
Xichen: the flower vase!
And my goal!
Xue yang: to lift Jiggy?
Xichen: no! To run away and marry him.
Mo xuanyu: how passionate.
Su she: what do you think boss?
Yao: A-Huan. Your art is adorable. You win this round.
Su she: boss, he still has to draw you.
Yao: *opens fan* I see.
I definitely want to see how my A-Huan draws me.
Xichen: aww
Yao: goodluck.
Su she: sorry to inform you late, but instead of archery, you have to sing a ballad for him.
Xichen: well, I am good at singing.
Mo xuanyu: dressed as fox spirit attendant.
Yao: how adorable! He'll look cute
Xichen: anything for you.
Su she: yea yea cute. Now start drawing.
Your time starts now.
Xichen: yea I'm on it.
Some minutes later........
Xichen: done!
Here it is....
Yao: aw, I look soo cute!
Xue yang: you simp.
Mo xuanyu: he can draw then?
Su she: boss? Did he win the challenge?
Yao: certainly did. My talented er ge.
For the next challenge, xichen dresses up as one of Yao's attendants.
Yao: *walking around him in amusement*
*his fluffy tail brushed against him*
Xichen: does this please my Huangdi.
Yao: A-Huan, you look cute.
Are you going to sing while dressed like this?
Xichen: yes.
Yao: awwwww.
Ok. *blush* go ahead, A-Huan.
*opens fan*
Xichen: *starts*
(He's singing this song:
Xichen: how is it?
Yao: A-Huan. That's the cutest thing ever!
Mo xuanyu: you were flat.
Su she: I heard better.
Xue yang: you're alright.
Xichen: can't I not please the dimple council at least?
Yao: don't take it to heart, A-Huan.
Their tests are always on hard mode.
Trio: WHEN IT COMES TO JIGGY!
Yao: exactly.
You win this round by the way.
Xichen: aww.
Mo xuanyu: next round is cooking!
Xue yang: oh no.
Yao: good look, Lan lips.
Xichen: thank you.
~~~~
After almost accidentally burning down the imperial kitchen, Lan xichen had finished preparing a few dishes. The chefs were only praying for him, aka the excellency of chaos, (as they call him, because he's not good in the kitchen), to leave their beloved kitchen.
I'm addition, he has on his Lan robes.
Chefs:
Thank goodness he's gone.
He almost burnt down the kitchen!
How can someone set water on fire?!
Mistook lettuce for cabbage!
At least he was able to cook for the emperor.
Yao and team were sitting and waiting to be served. His attendants had even held his fan and utensils for him.
Su she: I smell something burning.
Mo xuanyu: oh no.
Xue yang: what bad can happen!
Xichen: *entering with some attendants, who served food*
A-Yao! Lunch is served!
Yao: oh nice! A-Huan you did so good!
Mo xuanyu: why does the vegetables look burnt, Yao gege?
Xichen: I didn't know you had to turn the food to prevent it from burning.
This is my first time cooking.
Xue yang: omg. Shocking.
Yao: it's fine. Guys A-Huan is a cultivator. He doesn't have time to learn about culinary skills.
Su she: at least I can make soup. Hmpf!
Xichen: only soup? Yaoyao deserves a four course meal.
Xue yang: that tastes good.
Xichen: *ignores* A-Yao, I made grilled pork too.
Yao: aww.
Let's all taste your food.
Hou: Huangdi, your utensils.
Yao: thank you.
Yao: *tastes* mmm. A-Huan.
You have put a lot of love in the dish. And sugar????
Xichen: sorry, I mixed up the sugar and salt for a split second.
Yao: how unique.
Su she: *tastes, but almost gags*
I don't know what I'm tasting.
Xichen: you always complain about something, don't you? It's nor good for health.
Su she: why does your beans taste like olives?
Mo xuanyu: huh, well that's a new taste.
Su she: describe it.
Mo xuanyu: like melted candy and tomatoes.
Xue yang: nah thay doesn't taste like candy!
Amd why am I only getting carrots in this dish! Is this carrots soup.
Xichen: you can't have too much carrots. It's good for your vision.
Su she: bunny boy.
Xue yang: Xie lian of the untamed.
Mo xuanyu: who?
Xichen: the untamed what? Who's untamed?
Yao: eat some more, and stick to the script.
Xue yang: literally can't eat anymore, Jiggy. I'm afraid that I might find Lan qiren's toenail clippings.
Yao: what?!
Xichen: says the person who drinks tongue tea.
Su she: I know right.
Xichen: ew. Why did you agree with me.
Xue yang: it's different ok!!
I don't fancy the toenails of old men!
Yao: ok ok. A-Huai you win this round as well! The challenge is over!!
Xichen: but I failed to cook for you.
Yao: you never fail me.
Xue yang: let's mess with him some more!
Mo xuanyu: oh no, it's over?!
Su she: well I'd boss says it's over then it's over.
It won't stop us from messing with him though.
Yao: hmm.
Xichen: I mare osmanthous cakes guys!
Yao: ooo. Tasty. But needs more sugar.
That's so healthy of you, A-Huan!
Xue yang: like it needs a whole lot of sugar! It tastes like bread!!!! No sand! Why are you feeding your sand cakes to Jiggybun.
Su she: tastes like the cakes from the cloud recesses.
What a bitter memory.
Mo xuanyu: my cake is hard.
~~~
Hours after, Xue yang, Su she and Mo xuanyu got an upset stomach!
But since that Yao is a hulijing, he can succumb to it. Hence he only had feelings of nausea.
Yi: Huangdi, should I call a physician?
Yao: only for them. Not for me.
Yi: yes Huangdi.
Mo xuanyu: *vomiting*
Xue yang: get out of the toilet!!
Su she: I just got in here, Xue yang!
Xue yang: I know. Get out!
Fuying: official Xue, there's another toilet down the hall.
Xue yang: *runs* oh thank you.
Su she: I'm burning in places that aren't supposed to burn!
Mo xuanyu: ewww. But same.
~~ After....
Trio: *laying on the couch*
Su she: dang Lan lips.
Mo xuanyu: what have we done to him.
Xue yang: why did you have to unleash your wrath on us.
Yao: how are you all feeling?
Xue yang: I can't feel my rear.
Su she: my mouth is bitter, and I'm thirsty.
Mo xuanyu: can you die of diarrhea?
Yao: hold on, I'll cure you.
Xue yang: you can do that?!
Su she: you're the mightiest of all huli jings.
Yao: yep.
Mo xuanyu: why didn't you cure us earlier?
Yao: because the situation was out.of control.
Yao: ok! you guys are cured.
Trio: thank you Jiggy Huangdi!
Su she: good thing you did. Because we have some upcoming team dimple business to do.
Yao: oh really. What's that?
I haven't asked you three to do anything......yet.
Xue yang: yea Jiggybun. We were going to pay Huaisang a visit.
Mo xuanyu: mess with him a little. And tell him to stop plotting against my Yao gege.
Yao: that's like my team! So diabolical you are.
Su she: no one messes with you.
Yao: *smile*
Attendants: *entering* Huangdi.
How is Huangdi and his dimple council's health?
Yao: fine. Thank you.
Su she: yea we're good.
Mo xuanyu: yep.
Xue yang: 100%
Attendant: we came to groom your tail.
Yao: oh right. *sits* you may. *makes tail appear*
Attendant: yes Huangdi.
Xue yang: what is that thing on their platter?
Yao: essential oils.
It's good for the floof.
Su she: awwwwww.
Mo xuanyu: and three combs? You're really pampered. I love your style.
Yao: ah, it's very relaxing though.
Xue yang: such a diva.
Xichen: A-Yao.
Yao: A-Huan! Come in.
Trio: *death stare*
Xichen: I'm sorry that I accidentally gave you diarrhea. How are you?
Su she: hmpf! We're good.
Xue yang: why Lan lips?
Mo xuanyu: don't cook for us again.
Xichen: fine fine. Cooking isn't for me.
Xichen: *kneels near his A-Yao* my love.
Yao: you do you keep kneeling, lol.
Xichen: *holds hand* Ayao, can you come to gusu with me?
I want to show you to my family.
Yao: sure A-Huan. I'll come.
Xichen: should we go together? Or would just come on your own.
I'll arrange a caravan for you
Yao: *caresses face* there's no need. I'll come on my own.
Xichen: alright.
I will be waiting for you. *kisses hand*
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Genshin Impact Idol AU ideas
So we all know the groups Veechu made with 4nemo, DCKZ, L/yue and, TVT DREAM however, I thought it was a crime the actual idol Barbara wasn’t in a group so, I made my own! I do not have the skills to draw this so, I will be including concept photos by actual groups(older and newer as well as the time in those examples i think suits them just for an example bts run era - dope era for a boy group) for the general vibe. Click on their names for a link to the kpop wiki about them. I also won’t include Lumine because many fans have made their own headcanons for that I like.
Feel free to use the ideas I added to this in fanworks just please credit me for the idea of the groups I made myself if you do. All will be under the read more so mobile users don’t break their fingers trying to scroll past. Wiki links are included for each real world inspiration. If looking for a specific character use ctrl+f on PC to search for them to make your life easier.
Note: their stories can be changed if you would like to make it different for your art/writing/whatever. I just think a bit of drama makes them feel more real. None of the stories are 100% based on any real group even their inspirations aren’t direct copies. As new characters are released/shown in stories I will be adding onto existing groups I made up or, making new ones so if you like my ideas save this and come back to it.
7evelUp! [pronounced Level Up!]
A rookie girl group created from the top seven trainees(voted by judges & public vote) in a survival show that quickly gained international fame from their debut single and, performance. No one doubts their talents however, some question how legitimate the voting/ranking was in the show. No one blames the girls themselves for this and, there is no real evidence to prove this. All of the members believe the show to be real due to their own experiences too although, a few of them due to their low self-esteem believe other trainees would’ve been better suited in the group even if they are thankful for the support. It will take a while for all of them to adjust and, have it all feel real. Will they rise to super stardom or, crack under the immense pressure?
- Members
Amber (leader, main dancer) 3rd place(got the leader position because she is the one who brought every team she was in together to usually win the challenges showing her leadership skills not from ranking)
Barbara (main vocalist,maknae,center) 1st place
Noelle (lead dancer,visual) 6th place
Sucrose (lead vocalist) 7th place
Xiangling (lead dancer, lead rapper) 5th place
Yanfei (main rapper,oldest) 2nd place
Yoimiya (lead rapper, vocalist) 4th place
- Real World Inspirations
Weeekly(Tag Me era - 7Days Tension era)
Girls’ Generation(Into the New World era-Gee era)
TWICE(Like Ooh Aah era - Heart Shaker era)
SYZYGY
An unconventional girl group with a unique sound. Despite their enormous amount of talent/skill , they haven’t been as successful as their small company had hoped. However, they continue to invest everything they can into this group much to the displeasure of the other idols under the company. Will their burning hot passion find success with the masses or, will they disband early leaving their company in complete ruin?
- Members
Hu Tao (leader, main rapper, vocalist)
Fischl (lead vocalist, lead rapper, maknae)
Mona (lead dancer, vocalist, visual)
Rosaria (main dancer, vocalist, rapper, oldest)
Xinyan (main vocalist, dancer,center)
- Real World Inspirations
Dreamcatcher (Chase Me era - Odd Eye era)
1NB (Stalker era - Once again, Winter era)
1MP@CT [prounced Impact]
A previously underrated boy group that seemingly appeared out of thin air on the #1 spots of all major top music charts. Most attribute their overnight success to their newest song going viral on social media but, some who work within their company secretly wonder if it has anything to do with the CEO’s private life and, the new anonymous investors. Regardless, they have made a name for themselves. They have a work ethic like no other and, will do whatever necessary to rise to the top. Even though fans are starting to worry their agency is pushing them too far. Will they become legendary performers the kind that future generations remember by name or, will their boss’ dirty little secrets make them guilty by association to the press when/if the time comes?
- Members
Baizhu (leader, lead vocalist, lead dancer)
Dainsleif (main rapper, lead dancer, maknae)
Scaramouche (main dancer, lead rapper, oldest, center)
Albedo (main vocalist,visual)
- Real World Inspirations
Big Bang (Fantastic Baby era - Bang Bang Bang era)
ATEEZ (Wonderland era - Fireworks era)
B.A.P (Badman era - Hands Up era)
DoDoCo
A junior girl group for kids/tweens made(and managed) by Alice to promote her daughter Klee and, have her gain experience for her dream of being a real idol. Although they perform, act, model and, release music similar older groups they still are children so, their concepts are always wholesome feel-good things to appeal to kid’s even younger their age or, younger. They also don’t have the same restrictions or, work hours due to their age. This group is very popular with Elementary schoolers and, sometimes even their families but, can be annoying to anyone older due to how cheesy it all is.
(Note: I don’t personally agree with kids being idols irl especially some I’ve seen that look like older teen/adult idols it’s scary. However, since it is a thing that exists and, this is a fictional head canon let’s pretend this is a world where none of them get hurt and can live pretty normal lives during & after their time as idols if they choose to do so. I just didn’t want to leave a playable character/important story character out of the AU entirely. Also, Sayu would be here but since she’s not officially released yet and, we don’t know any story about her I think it’s best for her to join later.)
- Members
Klee (leader, main dancer, vocalist, maknae,center)
Diona (main rapper, dancer)
Qiqi (vocalist, oldest)
Yaoyao (main vocalist, rapper)
- Real World Inspirations
RE:KIDS ANGEL (Ocean era) note: also their only era so far it seems but, apparently RE:KIDS is a larger thing with many other kids kpop groups so I assume others would have a similar concept.
CutieL (Debut era - Jungle Journey era)
Dandelion
A girl group that has stayed at the top for the past 7 years known for their elegant concepts although, they have had other concepts in the past(sexy, cute, etc.). Not only is Dandelion super famous but, each member has their own solo careers just as successful. Outside of the group Jean is known for her solo albums and, charity work. Lisa is known for her modelling career and, secretly is a successful author under a pen name. Eula is known for her many wins on dancing contest shows and, the many important roles she plays in dramas. Since this year marks the dreaded 7 year curse fans worry they might disband or, go on a permanent hiatus. Before this year they seemed inseparable to fans but, something happened during their last tour. Jean and, Lisa who were known to be best friends suddenly won’t even sit next to each other. Eula who was usually more reserved during interviews is having to do most of the work since they’re just awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of her. Eula has never been the best at public speaking and, her blunt responses are causing antis to go on huge smear campaigns on social media. Jean who previously wanted to renew her contract is thinking about starting her own company. Lisa who previously wanted to renew her contract now wants to leave and, join a modelling agency. Eula still wants to renew her contract but, she doesn’t want to be solo yet. She is trying her hardest to get the group back together but, her harsh personality is only making the problem worse she feels. Will they stay together or, will they split? And if they stay together, will it be the same Dandelion fans fell in love with or, are some bridges burned forever?
- Members
Jean (leader, main vocalist, center, dancer)
Lisa (main rapper, visual, sub vocalist, oldest)
Eula (main dancer, vocalist, maknae)
- Real World Inspirations
IZ*ONE (Violeta era - Panorama era)
GFRIEND (Sunrise era - Mago era)
TWICE (Fancy era - Alcohol Free era)
Solo Idols
- Ayaka
From a wealthy Inazuman family Kamisato Ayaka (known as Ayaka) shocked the entire nation when she decided to stop pursuing traditional dance(which she had earned many honors and, was famous for since she was a small child) and, instead go overseas to become an idol. Due to her connections it wasn’t long after becoming a trainee that she was put on the same survival show that formed 7evelUp!. However, her good luck ran out when after filming she got into an accident in her company’s car on the way to her company’s trainee dorms. Thankfully, no one was seriously injured but, she sustained an injury to her ankle that made her unable to perform for the rest of the show and, therefore was disqualified. She was a fan favorite and, everyone was heartbroken that she couldn’t compete. Due to her popularity, her company decided that if she could prove she was able to work after being healed they would let her have a solo debut. She far surpassed their expectations being even better than she was before, resulting in her debuting the same time 7evelUp! did. She doesn’t have any negative feelings towards those girls but, she views them as her rivals. She is quickly gaining popularity for her insane talent in singing, dancing, acting, modelling and, song-writing. She is known to the media as “The Idol Princess” for her family’s wealth, her talent and, her graceful demeanor. Don’t put her into a box though, she can pull off any concept with ease. The question is though, will her company allow her the freedom to express herself to the fullest?
- Real World Inspirations
Note: I am not saying she would be super similar to these artist’s work but, I am saying she has the range and, the potential to reach this level of fame. Since I can’t pinpoint a single solo artist that has what I think she would do I’ll put the ones I think have the insane talent and fame I think she would have as well as a similar feeling although it will take a while for her to get to their level
- IU
- Taeyeon
That was all of the Genshin Impact characters that I know enough about currently to feel comfortable making headcanons for them! Let me know what you think and if you make fanfic of or fanart of these ideas please credit me for these specifically and veechu for the idea of the idol au in general! Feel free to spread this post around if you want to or repost it too with credit. I also would love it if you tagged me if it’s on here or would be kind enough to send me a link to your work/work you find of it.
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