#y'know what I'm not even gonna tag violet

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

Which do u think has been ur most iconic anon ask akakqjqk

my most iconic anon ask...? Damn, I dunno sksks

Y'know how many anon asks I've answered since starting this blog? with all the themed nights I had? When you go to my blog and go to the #asks tag, there's over 200 pages soooo I honestly don't know if I can give you *the* definitive iconic anon ask.

Also, what do you mean when you say iconic? Are we talkin' the most memorable? and is it in a positive or negative light? because not gonna lie, anon, the anons that I remember the most are negative. Isn't that how it always goes? You could get 10 asks, 9 positive experiences and 1 negative and it's that one negative that's gonna stick with ya. Awesome, right?

I do think I have an experience with a certain set of anons from the same person that I suppose you could say is "iconic" or memorable in a shitty way? In fact, they're a set of anons that I never even publicly answered.

I believe I shared some of the story once before when I was promoting The Writer's Guild? But not the whole story, just the part that explained why people had to directly message me if they wanted to join.

I dunno, maybe it'll be good to fully share this, get it off my chest and all that. It's probably the most bizarre thing to happen to me in this fandom, and not a good bizarre.

Y'know how I used to do T5F on this blog? They were a lot of fun, I loved making them! But, the very first one I ever did about the top 5 dumbest things about TFS not only got me yelled at by an anon, but they kinda sorta spied on me in an old discord chat. It's a wild story, most of the chat was present for it and it was an overall uncomfortable and unbelievable night.

I wish I had taken screenshots but it didn't occur to me at the time, and I'm not apart of that chat anymore for this reason, but you can even ask @pi-creates or anyone else who was present.

So, the reason this anon was upset with me and this T5F I posted was a joke I made about Violet.... because of course this all happened because of Violet sksksk. I don't exactly have a happy history when it comes to interacting with hardcore Violet stans, they don't really care for my takes on her character or her relationships.

The 4th entry on that post was about Abel's shotgun and how it doesn't make sense that Louis was the only one hit by it. I said the following:

"Soooo…. I guess the buckshot swerves around and above Violet to ONLY hit Louis? Like, I know she ducks a bit but I still feel like something should’ve nicked her as well?? At least?? Like, are lesbians immune to shotguns and that’s why nothing hit Violet?? Am I only learning this now??"

I made this joke as a way to show how absurd the whole thing with Abel's gun was, I was being hyperbolic, didn't think twice about it, right? I post the T5F, it's well received, I'm already planning for the next week's T5F.... but then I got the first anon. It was mostly in all caps yelling at me for being lesbophic, hating Violet, telling me to shut the fuck up and get out, etc.

Here's the deal, if this person was genuinely upset with my bad throwaway joke about Violet, then that's fair. If they had sent me an ask that was like "Hey, that joke you made about Violet made me uncomfortable, you shouldn't make jokes about lesbians like that, especially if you're not a lesbian." then I would've responded with an apology and a promise to do better. Because yeah, I am truly sorry if that did rub some the wrong way, and I've tried to watch myself, make sure I'm not making jokes like that after this whole thing happened, getting second opinions, doing what I can to not make anyone else feel uncomfortable.

That person didn't do that, they were aggressive and I've learned that aggressive anons are not worth responding to, so I didn't. But back in that old discord server, I used to share those anons with the group and we would talk about them. This person sent me another ask that was super passive aggressive, I remember it going something like, "hey bestie when are you going to respond to my ask calling you out for being lesbophic?" which I shared with the group to get their take on the joke and this anon.

As we discussed this, more anons kept coming in from the same person, all about the same thing, written the same way, all aggressive.

It stopped being all fun and games when the asks started responding to the things I was saying in the chat. We figured out that either this person was in our chat, or someone in chat was sending them everything I was saying.

What's funny is we all had a clear guess on who it was- someone joined the server under the most generic name of like "Anna Smith," they had clouis fanart as their picture, and they were never online... until that night. That night was the first time they have ever shown up as online, they were online the entire time we were talking about this, and when Pi messaged them, they responded but then went offline and the asks stopped coming in.

Like... cut and dry, right? They got caught. It was clearly this random person who was never online, who never interacted with us, who randomly joined and was in the server for I dunno... weeks?

Maybe it was them. I don't actually know and I never will, and it made me so paranoid to be in the group that I eventually left.

But the part that gets me the most? This anon made me feel like I had to explain myself to the chat about my sexuality, something I never shared here on tumblr or with the group for personal reasons.

The ask that kickstarted the realization that this anon was spying on our chat simply asked "are you wlw?"

which again, I didn't publicly answer, but brought to chat because I was pretty sure this person was expecting/hoping for me to say I'm straight so they could have their "GOTCHA" moment, y'know? or they got ahead of themselves and had an "oh shit, what if she's not straight?" moment after calling me lesbophobic, a bitch, whatever other insults they called me that I can't remember.

After I shared that, I felt like I had to justify my sexuality? in a way? I don't know how to describe it, it felt a little bit like I was in a corner with ample room to get out but I had to decide which direction to go but once I went, there was no going back. I was worried that my friends would end up thinking that I was just some straight person making jokes about lesbians, that I didn't respect queer women because I wasn't giving the anon what they wanted... So I told the truth that yeah, I am wlw, I'm bisexual.

Then I got an ask that was something like "and being bi isn't the same as being lesbian, you can't talk about lesbians" so on, they said something about how no one jokes about Clementine's bisexuality [which isn't true, people joke about Clementine being bi all the time and if I had made the same exact joke about Clem instead of Violet, then I bet that anon wouldn't have said anything to me] so don't make them about Violet, same stuff they've said before... which set off alarm bells because it was almost like they saw exactly what I typed in chat.

It's just not something I put on display, y'know? My bisexuality is mine, it's personal, and that was definitely not the way I wanted to tell my friends in chat but it's how it went, it's how people found out, and now here we are.

I'm pretty sure all of us were weirded out, uncomfortable, it was.... an experience, lemme tell you.

....so does this count as iconic? sksksks

I know this probably wasn't the answer you were looking for but hey, if I have to give my most memorable anon[s], then that one takes it.

#asks #y'know what I'm not even gonna tag violet #usually i tag every character i mention in my posts but not for this story sksksks #it still baffles me like i have so many questions and i will never get answers to *why* this was even a thing #but i was right it did feel good to get it off my chest #i was thinking about this the other day and i dunno i guess good job to that anon? you became *iconic* #i dunno what your plan was but if that was it then a gold star on your forehead sksksks

[virgeandhis-pocket-protector]

Seven Snippets Tag

Bro i love these even tho i can NEVER pick between my babies

Anyway @late-to-the-fandom tagged me in this chain on my other blog but I'm doing it here because I got all SaSi fics at the moment B)

No-pressure tags: @i-will-physically-fight-you @glacierruler @prince-rowan-of-the-forest @lily-janus @groovyghostie @vinbee631 @girlboypatton be free to lore dump !!!

If you haven't done a writing tag game b4 no worries. This one's prompt is to put seven snippets (or as many as you can find) that you like from your WIPs or favorite fics in a post and bam! you've done a tag game

Because i'm Me(TM) i gotta set a requirement for myself for fun so it's gonna be whichever number that snippet is, it has to have that many characters talking/mentioned/in the snippet/etc. for fun! this is not a necessary requirement btw

Hit read more to see the snippets >:D/\

One Character (from "Brothers by Blood")

A inky one-way-window, long and thin like a serpent, spread across one side of the room. Faint shadows moved behind it. Left of it was a matte metal door; scuff marks on the floor showed where it would swing inward. In the center of this room, a young boy sat on one side of a white folding table, rigid in a matching folding chair. His curled-up poise could have been mistaken for that of a panther: lean, scared – ready for a fight. Layers of black, baggy clothes were his tattered fur. Bushy brown hair was his ruffled mane, lined with old streaks of violet meant to distract from his sore eye bags and heavy eye liner. The boy seemed sweaty, despite the cold, and smelled faintly of cleaning chemicals. He fidgeted absent-mindedly with his chain necklace. Shivering. He glanced up at the clock, squinting, and snapped his head back down as if out of fear of being caught.

2. Two Characters (from "The Prince and the Snake Charmer")

"Sorry, just-" Roman paused, steadying his breathing, "-just a bit jumbled up in the head." Janus nodded in understanding. "That's alright. It might take a second before you can think straight again." "I'm not straight, so it's not a problem," Roman replied on instinct, immediately turning bright crimson at Janus's startled reaction. "I mean, as in thinking-wise," Roman covered up, "I don't think straight ever, y'know? Like, because I'm dumb, and, y'know. Dumb, like really, uh, stupid, right?"

3. Three Characters (from "He Who Holds The Ruler")

Roman nodded. "Y-yeah, I mean, I guess. My brother Remus has a boyfriend. They more so…don't care." Patton nodded and was quiet again. "Maybe you should try telling them over lunch," Patton suggested gently. "I'll be there will you. I'm sure they'll at least try to be understanding." "Yeah," Roman said, nodding. "Understanding." Patton sighed sadly, but smiled reassuringly. "I'm sensing the need for a hug, I think?" "You never have to ask first, you know," Roman mumbled thankfully, hugging Patton around his side. "The answer will always be yes."

4. Four Characters (from "Kingdoms for a Mind 1")

"I would not phrase it as a 'quest'," Logan commented, "Maybe a 'reluctant onus'?" "Oh, hush, Specks," Roman snapped, "You'll get used to our adventures! It 'tis inevitable. With the same ease as the sun rises and falls, you shall soon fall in love with-" Virgil cleared his throat. "Wait a second," he began, looking to Roman, "What did you say about King Dolion 'disturbing peace'?" Thomas started fidgeting with the tablecloth, looking anywhere but at them.

5. Five Characters (from "Takeover" — Zombie apocalypse AU)

“Well, it’ll make great fertilizer!” “Remus, that is disgusting,” Virgil complained. “Stop kicking it!” Stepping back into the garage, Janus made a face. “Dios mío, this truck looks terrible.” “Agreed.” Logan said. He spritzed Lysol on the chair were the zombie once sat, stirring up a wave of dust. “Even my abuelo would not drive this,” Janus muttered, squatting down to look underneath the haphazardly off-balance vehicle, “And he drives the worst AMC Gremlin you will ever see.” Out on the lawn, Remy waved Remus away from him, demanding that he take a shower. This most certainly prompted Remus to ask if he could "join in." Virgil practically fled over to the garage to avoid getting caught in the crossfire of that conversation.

6. Six Characters (from "Kingdoms for a Mind 2")

"Forgive me if I'm rude, I've not seen anyone in months," Hypatia said, taking a seat at the head of the table. "But what are you doing here?" The princes glanced around at each other, none really wanting to explain. Janus sighed and put down his spoon. "We're traveling," Janus said simply. "Though we hadn't planned for this long of a trip. Running short on supplies." "Mainly medical supplies,” Logan said. “And enough rations for everyone,” Patton mentioned. "And weaponry," Remus added. "And sanity," Virgil piped up.

7. Seven characters oh god (from "Takeover")

“Crazy Dave’s not here to reinforce us,” Emile said monotonously. Roman sighed. "That game isn't even good." "Says you." "Well, do one of you have a better suggestion?" Logan asked, slightly exasperated. Patton leaned forward and rested his chin on Logan's shoulder gently. "Could maybe ask Janus…" Virgil wondered out loud, glancing outside, "He's a mechanic at his abuela's shop. Could maybe, with luck, possibly fix the truck." Logan nodded, writing it down quickly. Remy raised an eyebrow. "That's all peaches and cream, babes, but that big-ass zombie wedged in the front seat?" they asked, "Who would be insane enough to even touch it?" WHAM. "I'M BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS!" The front door was kicked wide open by a tall, broad-shouldered figure in loud a punk jacket, which could be described using both definitions of 'dirty.' His grimy combat boots, covered in spikes, had left brown sludge on the window. A name-tag on his shirt, from when he’d worked at a soup kitchen, said, 'Hello! I'm: Remus EVIL BITCH OF THE WEST'.

Sorry for the length. This was fun though >:D/\

#sanders sides #sanders sides fanfic #grey's writing #grey's zone #tag game #writing game #fic snippets #seven snippets tag #sasi #fander stuff #seven snippets seven people #brothers by blood #kingdoms for a mind #kfam1 #kfam2 #takeover #he who holds the ruler #the prince and the snake charmer #the gang's all here !!! #long post

[romanstheory]

Simply Meant To Be Part One

** This will be a short(ish) story told in first person by the main character. I will include pictures/gifs to describe how she looks etc. **

Characters: Roman Reigns, Nala (reader), Violet

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1,434

Credit

My name is Nala, the current WWE Smackdown Women's Champion. I've been champion for 365 days as of today. I've been named the face of the Smackdown Womens division. I'm known for my high flying high risk technique and striking looks. I am tough as nails, some might say bitchy but I know what I want and won't tolerate anything less. I've been on my own my entire career, no tag team partner ever. With the release of a new game coming up, Vince has forced me into not only a tag team situation but a new brand with Roman Reigns. That's right the Tribal Chief himself, he and I would be sharing the cover of the newest and most hyped up WWE game thus far.

This meant we would be spending a lot of time together over the next several months. I'm not excited about it, but what was I going to do? Complain? Like I said, I'm a lone ranger I don't really talk to many people within the locker room. My best friend though is Naomi, we've been tight since NXT. "So how are you feeling with this whole storyline with Roman" Naomi asks as she fixes my thick curly hair. "Girl honestly I don't know, I hope Vince doesn't try to pin me as the typical damsel in distress because everyone knows that is not me" I say looking at myself in the mirror.

"I think he knows better, the WWE Universe would rip him a new one" Naomi says with a giggle. "Just be nice to him Nala, he's got a lot going on right now. Jimmy's been telling me everything, it's not my place to say but just be gentile with him. I know that's not really you thing miss rough and tough but just try" She continues. I nod in silence as she finishes fluffing my curls up even more. "Thank you!" I say as I give Naomi a hug, heading to Vince's office to discuss plans with this new storyline and branding.

I walk down the hall, and turn the doorknob to enter Vince's office. Roman was already there, sitting and Vince's desk. "Nala!! You look great!! Have a seat!" Vince says with a smile. Roman and I awkwardly smile at each other as I take a seat. We don't even know each other, yet here we are planning our careers together. "So, here's what I'm thinking. We've got you the Tribal Chief Roman Reigns and Pandora's Box Personified Nala, the faces of Smackdown and quite frankly WWE in general" Vince starts "We start you out at an award show or two and strike some buzz there. We set the two of you up as a stable and make magic in the ring. In a you scratch my back I scratch yours way".

I take a deep breath "Mr Mcmahon with all due respect, this sounds awesome but we don't even know each other. How am I supposed to work with someone that I don't have chemistry with. He's an amazing competitor but we're totally different" I say. "Y'know I'm gonna have to agree sir, we don't know each other. We're keeping this company together but how do we know that we'll operate like a unit together" Roman adds. "Very valid concerns, which is why I've rented a house for the two of you to stay in for a few weeks in the name of bonding" Vince says with a smile.

Roman and I just kind of look at each other and say nothing. Great, I get to live with a stranger for a few weeks because my crazy ass boss thinks this will all work out. "Great! No objections, now you'll be gone for three weeks. After those three weeks you will have a tag team match on Smackdown. We will have another meeting after that and see where we're going to go from there" Vince says without giving either of us any time to actually object "Now, go on the car is waiting".

Roman and I both get up and exit the room. "Well, what do you want for dinner roomie" I say looking up at Roman. His 6'3 frame towered over my 5'1 frame. "Pizza? Might as well treat ourselves" Roman says with a laugh. A little girl comes running full speed around the corner "Daddy! They're coming!" She says screaming and laughing running to Roman. Jimmy and Jey come sprinting around the corner "Sorry uce, she's fast. We tried to keep her in the dressing room" Jey says out of breath.

"He has a kid? Why is she here?" I think to myself. "Is this your girlfriend?" She asks Roman pointing at me. Roman's face gets red with embarrassment "No baby, she's daddy's business partner. We're going to be staying together for a little while" Roman responds. "And me too?!" She says as her eyes light up with hope. "And you too baby doll" He reassures her. The three of us gather our things and head off to the house Vince had rented for us. The car ride is silent and pretty awkward. We arrive at the house, and settle in inside.

"If you don't mind me asking, how is her mom going to feel about me staying here with you two. I know I wouldn't be happy about it" I ask sitting on the arm of the couch. "Well, I wouldn't know. I haven't heard from her in 4 months" Roman says looking at the floor. I immediately feel like the worlds biggest asshole for even asking. This must have been what Naomi was talking about. "I'm so sorry for asking, I just didn't want to overstep any boundaries" I say. "It's no problem, you didn't know" He responds. The room is full of awkward silence once again, I didn't know what to do or say. What do I talk to him about? What does he like to do?

"So what's your name princess?" I ask Roman's daughter. "Violet!" She says proudly. "Wow! What a beautiful name for an even more beautiful girl! So Violet, do you like pizza?" I ask kneeling down to be at eye level with her. She nods her head at me and smiles "Okay, how about we order some! Anything you want baby girl!" I say with a smile. Roman sits and observes our conversation quietly. "Pepperoni and sausage pleaseeee!!!" She says jumping up and down. Roman lets out a soft laugh "That's my girl!" He says

The pizza arrives within 30 minutes and Roman grabs it from the front door. "How about we eat at the table? As long as that's fine with Princess Violet" I say winking at Violet. She skips over to the table and we all take our seats. "So, Vince says we should get to know each other" I say before taking a bite of my pizza "Tell me about yourself". Roman pauses for a minute "Well, I've held my title for the longest in history and I-" Roman says as I cut him off. "No, I don't want to hear about your WWE self I want to hear about YOU. What do you like to do, who are YOU" I interrupt. "Nobody had ever really asked me that. I-I like to play football, I love my family, i enjoy a nice beer, I love spending time with my daughter" Roman says between bites.

"And who are you besides the outspoken pandora's box personified" Roman says with a chuckle. "I love kids, I like to sing and dance, I'm an artist, I enjoy lazy time with my family, I'm a lover" I say with a slight smile looking up from my plate. "And i'm Violet!" Violet says with a laugh. Roman and I laugh with her, kind of taken aback by her boldness. We all agreed to watch Violet's favorite disney movie, Encanto after we ate. Violet and I sang and danced to every song together as Roman watched and laughed.

"You be Tio Felix and I'll be Tia Pepa!" Violet says taking my hand to dance with her. We continue to dance and sing together until Violet is too tired to continue. She settles down and curls into Roman's arm, falling asleep fast. "She's got a lot of energy" I say laughing. "Too much for me to handle sometimes" Roman says with a smirk. Roman carries her into their room, and plops back onto the couch next to me. "I don't know about you, but I've got a good feeling about these next few weeks" Roman says with a smile.

#simply meant to be #roman reigns fic #wwe #wwe fic #tribal chief #head of the table #wwe fluff #roman reigns fluff #Roman reigns

[b00t-s]

We're all gossip-y bitches sometimes

this is part two

Janus xey/xem

Roman she/he

Patton he/him

Virgil he/him

See the character intros for more info

TW. Swearing, arguments, alcohol, drunk characters, the word v//mit is used once, characters being characters, past trauma mentioned, tiny tiny tiny sprinkle of angst but just a passing of it at end, and nothing to intense

Again, tell me if I'm being insensitive. Shout at me if I am.

Summary: Patton goes to talk to Janus about Roman. The group opens...'some' bottles. Virgil adds on some...interesting opinions.

Events occur few hours after this.

Janus just finished xeir nightly shift when Patton came bounding up to xem. Janus raised an eyebrow at how ecstatic he looked.

"Yes?" Xey managed out, forcing back the hundreds of snarky comments xey could of said right then.

"Can you hang out at My house later?" Patton practically beamed out.

"why would I want to 'hang out'? It's just a social construct created to give people a higher sense of being." Janus remarked, flipping to closed/open side to closed.

"So you'll be there?"

"hmm. Will doom-and-gloom be there?

"doom and---ohhh, Virge. Yeah, probably," Patton realised now that this was a bad mix of people to invite "probably-probably not for long though!"

"Fine" Janus replied, taking off xeir apron. Xey ignored the obvious lie. "I'll be there in an hour." Xey knew one way or another xey would end up there due to Patton's... effective persuading.

"Great!" Patton exclaimed "oh yeah, and...um...it's raining outside so..take my umbrella, kay?"

His tone more serious all of a sudden, Patton nodded to Janus' heavily made up face, so well done an ignorant bystander wouldn't of noticed the thick layers of foundation on xeir face.

Patton handed xem a translucent umbrella, patterned with cute frogs and flowers, to Janus. Ignoring the distasteful cartoons, Janus nodded and took the umbrella.

"See you soon, Jan!" Patton cheerily waved as he bounced off.

Janus folded xeir apron, opened Patton's umbrella and braved the outdoors.

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Janus arrived at Patton's house exactly on time, bone dry, despite the heavily flowing rain. Patton expected nothing less of his friend. He invited xem inside, amazed as always by his friend's everyday fashion.

Jan was wearing a casual yellow shirt over a long sleeved black shirt. Fishnet gloves adorned xeir hands, and xeir ruffled hair was let lose.

Xeir fashionably messy hair was topped with a neatly placed black fedora, which of xey never took off. Xey even scarred persuaded Thomas to let xem wear it to work.

Patton offered xem a smile, and walked xem upstairs. "Hi Jan!" He grinned.

"Hello" xey replied mundanely.

Xey absent-mindedly glanced at Patton's outfit, which contained a violet cashmere sweater, bell bottomed jeans, circular silver glasses and a sunflower clip in his perfect curls.

It was a good look, xey had to admit.

When they both reached Patton's room, Janus stood still, taking in xeir surroundings.

Patton's room was covered with things from the 2000's; Tamagotchi's, stickers pressed up against the pastel wall, stuffed animals, wristbands, old CD's, care bears posters and butterfly clips littering the floor in a deadly trap.

A trans flag was pinned above the single bed with blue tack, right next to some inspirational and motivational quotes.

The whole place looked like it had been puked on by unicorns.

It hurt Janus' eyes.

Xey was a little overwhelmed by all the spiraling colours and nostalgia-inducing objects, so xey sat cross-legged in the middle of the pink carpet. The world slowed down.

Janus wondered, not for the first time, how a 29 year old could be this cheerful.

.

Or appear this cheerful.

"Jan?"

Janus gave a small twitch of xeir head, realising that xey had spaced out. "Hmm?" Xey replied.

"Hey, you were up with the clouds! I was just saying, I think Virge is here" Patton chirped.

"oh"

"he...might be staying for a little longer then i said"

"How wonderful." Janus muttered, knowing this would happen but hating it anyway.

"oh, don't be like that! I'm sure you guys could become friends!" Janus snorted. "Or...at least not kill at each other whenever you're in the same general area" Patton corrected.

"Anyway! I'm going to greet him at the door!" He suddenly proclaimed, skipping downstairs.

Janus was disgusted at how naïve this man was.

But that was a lie.

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Patton slowed his happy skip to a casual walk. His grin slipped into a content smile as he reached the end of the stairs. Being so happy takes its toll on people, he thought. Soft tapping of the door interrupted his thoughts as he opened the door to reveal Virgil.

The first thing you notice about this man was his unfair tall-ness. He nearly had to duck to get inside; being too skinny didn't help. Virgil was wearing a plain black hoodie over a mcr top, completing the look with a short, pleated skirt and docs. His face was slathered in white foundation, accompanied with dark eyeshadow under his eyes.

"Virge!! I'm glad you could make it, even if you are late!!Again!" Patton hugged his friend, genuinely glad for his presence. The taller man patted Patton's curls awkwardly.

"Heyyyy Pat-" Virgil did the awkward pats on the back everyone does when they want to get out of a hug but don't want to say it in fear of hurting ones feelings. "Traffic-"

Patton withdrew from the hug and smiled. "okay! at least you're here safe! Can't control the traffic"

"Janus is waiting for us upstairs" Patton continued. He hurriedly carried on speaking before Virgil could spit out an insult about xem "say, you know what I hate about stairs? They're always up to something!" Patton laughed at his own joke, whilst Virgil pretended to face-palm, hiding a snigger.

"Alright, Alright dAd, didn't you say snake face was waiting for us?" Virgil mocked. Patton chuckled uncomfortably at the nickname, but nodded nonetheless.

"Yeah, we shouldn't leave xem waiting"

They both entered his room, having walked the short journey there in a comfortable silence. Patton noted Janus had not moved from were he left xem; xey had just shifted to read a book xey most likely found lying around. Janus looked up upon their arrival, xeir face immediately twisting into a mocking grimace upon seeing Virgil. "ah, you brought the racoon"

"Janus play nice--"

"you're one to talk, you participated in 2012 Tumblr" Virgil threw back

"must you be so wounding" Janus dramatically threw xeir hand against xeir forehead.

"okAY, that's enough guys." Patton firmly said. Janus pulled a face in reply, and Virgil returned the favour. Patton sighed. He just wanted them to get along, which was probably a high expectation by itself.

Perhaps he had booze leftover somewhere.

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Twelve near fist fights, two crying sessions and many, many, many bottles of alcohol later, it was nearing eleven pm and the group was drunker than a litter of catnip high kittens.

They all crowded into a close-knit circle on the bed, nearly falling off but not caring.

"ssso your telling me that flashy asss hhimbo sssssaid I wasss hot but then rude and that I wore too muchh makeup? What a *hic* bitchh" Janus hissed.

Patton giggled. "yeeeeee, be nice though! She was kindaaaa alllllllll over the place!" Patton continued bluntly, "But how would you feel if I set you guys up????~"

"oh pleassssse do, I would just love that" Janus may be trashed but xey still knew sarcasm. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending who you are, Patton did not.

"yayyy! This is gonna be great!!"

Virgil butted in then, waving around the bottle he was holding "hold on, just holllld on a minute there, you're planning to set up that" he vaugly gestured in Janus' direction "with Princy??? Xey've known her for what, 4 minutes? Life isn't a disney movie"

"Dare I detect a hint of jealousy there emo?" Janus purred "am I that lovable?" Xey hiccuped.

"ooooooooh" Patton leaned into the circle, loving the drunk drama.

"wouldn't you like to know weather boy" Virgil droned back, finishing off the bottle.

"Honey, I would dare ssay that was a yesss"

"nO"

"oooooo, you liiiiike meeeEe"

"you disgust me"

"kinky"

Patton shook his hands excitingly at them, nearly hitting Virgil, causing them to shut up. "I can't believe you're finally open to a relationship after what happened! With my best friend no least! Boy did I try to get you to go on more dat--" Patton suddenly clasped his hands over his mouth as if he just said something nasty.

.

.

Everyone went silent. Janus stared at Patron, xeir mouth slightly parted. Virgil laughed nervously to try and break the tension. It sounded strained.

Janus began to speak to stop Patton from starting to spout drunken apologies. "Well thatssss jusst a liee, I've dated pleeenty of people over..well...that...period..of time."

Everyone went silent again, not quite sure on what to say.

Virgil's anxiety was heightening due to the social awkwardness and the influence of the alcohol.

Patton was fidgeting in his lap.

It was Janus yet again who broke the uncomfortable atmosphere.

"Sssso, *hic* you ssaid you wanted me to go out with thisss idiot?"

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and we meet our boi virgil

context is for losers

i could of probably cut out unnecessary things in that but y'know I'm new and I like it

these posts will be in chronological order, unless flashback, but it's not following a set-in-stone story line, so asks are, yet again, much appreciated.

I procrastinated too much during the making of this

#sanders sides #sanders sides fanfiction #sanders sides fic #janus sanders #genderfluid!janus #patton sanders #trans!patton #virgil sanders #alcohol mention #Janus what have you agreed to #hiss hiss bitch #this story is all over the place plz #roceit #platonic moxiety #This won't and never will be a moxiety fic I'm sorry #their father ans son relashionship #no hate on the ones who do ship it #it just isn't my cup of tea #Ok-ish

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I'm kinda lowkey mad that I go into the tag after two years of leaving the fandom to see somone calling Aasim names and shit, and it makes me mad that people treat him like all he is is dick. Grow the fuck up.

whaaaaa? Aasim? Why are we callin' Aasim names? What'd he do?

I love Aasim, he's great. A little grumpy sometimes, but he's an intelligent dude who gets shit done and wanted things to change around Ericson for the better.

Like.... I guess I can see people getting annoyed with him because he and Louis don't see eye to eye on certain things, and he does call him an idiot a couple times which isn't great, I don't like that. Y'all know that Louis is my favorite, I will always defend my boy, but like.... I'm not gonna sit here and call Aasim an asshole for getting frustrated with Louis. That's kinda the point of Louis' arc as a start to grow from- he's slacks on duties and isn't super reliable in the beginning, and that doesn't mesh well with Aasim.

But Aasim cares about him. It's not like he thinks Louis is a piece of shit or doesn't care if he gets captured during the raid which then leads to him getting his tongue cut out. Hell, as soon as the door was open, Aasim booked it into the other cell to get Louis outta there. He shows more concern and care for Louis than certain others and I'm not gonna look at all that like "yeah but he called Louis an idiot that one time soooooo Aasim sucks."

Also, Louis isn't innocent either sksksks. Aasim goes off about not wanting to starve and Louis is just all, "blah blah, so dramatic, he's not usually this lame."

They act like a couple of teens who have lived together for years who get on each other's nerves, and that's not a bad thing?

And there's the whole thing with Willy, which again..... Aasim, like everyone else, is on edge because raiders are coming to kidnap and/or murder them. He's trying to set up traps in the school and Willy comes in with a ridiculous log plan that is gonna be hell of a project to set up. Willy's intentions are good, he wants to help, but I assume Aasim already had plans to go the rock bags thing he wanted to set up, so they got into an argument. Aasim gets pissy, says a bunch of mean shit, and Willy punches him for it. Which yeah... what did you expect Aasim?

But Aasim realizes he was being an ass. He doesn't pout and whine that he wasn't in the wrong, he doesn't insist that Willy is a little shit. Even if you choose the log plan, Aasim will go up to Willy and offer to help in a pretty sweet way, and when Willy apologies for punching him, Aasim compliments the punch. So like.... they're good, they're okay. They're laughing and chasing each other at the end of ep4, and I think it's safe to assume that Aasim'll take on a more big brother role for Willy now that Mitch is gone.

I dunno, I guess for me I have other characters that I have more problems with due to repeated behaviors that I don't like/disagree with that I'm able to forgive Aasim for being a jerk here and there because he makes up for it in his good moments.

Also can I just add side note that Aasim did vote for Clementine and AJ to stay but never gets any credit for that? I don't understand why? People hyperfixate on the fact that Violet and Tenn voted for them to stay and that's used in every single argument for why they're great, but then Aasim just.... doesn't get that? I dunno if it's a "well we really like them but don't really care about him, so he doesn't count" or if it's just a case that no one is really arguing about Aasim so it doesn't need to be brough up or what, just something I noticed.

Not everyone's gonna love him, but that's every character so y'know.

#asks #twdg aasim #twdg louis #twdg willy #twdg mitch #twdg clementine #twdg aj