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Another Batch of Vignettes [5 of 5] [Diasomnia]

Certainly the First | Malleus - PE Uniform

Ah Cater, always a friendly face.

Nevermind

Mang if y'all don't just be nice to this dragon man

DON'T JUST SAY THAT SOMEONE'S TERRIFYING

YOU WERE BETTER WITH UNAPPORACHABLE

ASDLJSAPDSA

"You're just such the mystery boi all the time."

LMAO

I feel like that was so much work

AHHAHSLAJDLKJDASKLDJ

HE FUCKEN DIPPED

"Perhaps because I am an otherworldly "mystery boi", whose thoughts are inscrutable and hence terrifying, I do not show up in pictures at all?"

Got his ass

I Have a Reward for You (Part One) | Malleus - Labwear

Ah Leona's second territory

Cater!

Oop mans is wet lol

Oh?

Double Oh?

I mean...Lilia did give it to him, Cater/

Triple Oh! Deuce is a Tinkerer

Call him a Tinker Fairy

Malleus you've got to stop poofing away

>:3c

PERIODT DEUCE

Listen Ace, let him be in delinquent mode. It means we get to laugh more.

NOT THE SALUTE

NOT THE REST OF THE FRESHMEN SLDJASKLDK

NOT THE MUSIC

That was so ominous for literally no reason.

I Have a Reward for You (Part Two) | Malleus - Labwear

GIRL NOT THE BOXING MUSIC

HE IS READY TO THROW FUCKEN HANDSSSSS

Awwww, thinkin' about Heartstabuyl's rep

LMAO

...Deuce

Why do you have a box cutter on your person

THIS MAN IS BRINGING SHANKS TO FISTS FIGHTS

MALLEUS NOT THAT MUCH MAGIC

But also

Its the casual ass duelcasting for me

Aw it just needed to be dried out

Shoulda just dropped that bitch in some rice lol

WHAT THE FUCK

GIRL ASDKAS;LKLAD;SKD

ALF;KL;ASKFLFAK

GIRL IS THAT A FUCKEN MALEFICENT THEMED TOMOGACHI

I GOTTA FUCKEN GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Completely Slipped My Mind (Part Two) | Malleus - Ceremonial Robes

Don't worry about this being so late

Omg Sebek you fucken simp relax

Its the pout for me

Lilia is like: "Who's fucken child is this?"

GIRL A FEW DAYS LATER

OOP DIASOMNIA DORM UNIFORM

I want Lilia's coat. I want a big ass fierce ass coat.

Deadass didn't have much to say here since I said most of it during Leona's side.

Accused of Negligence | Silver - Uniform

Kalim once again being an absolute delight

Like tbh

Sebek chill

Malleus will be fine

If Lilia isn't worried then neither should you

And plus

Everyone is scared of him anyway

Kalim , once again hitting the nail on the head

Once again Kalim admitting that if his head once attached to his body, he would forget to put it on.

Not So Different | Silver - PE Uniform

NOT MY MANS SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COURTYARD

Welp

You've been caught by Vil and co.

I mean... Silver does have some really pretty eyes

Vil... you'd be better off going to Lilia

Y'all bitches love using status and stuff

Silver be likeL "Head Empty, No Thoughts"

NOT THE OHOHOHO OJO-SAMA HAND

This whole vignette was just Silver being bothered.

How I wish There Was a Cure (Part One) | Silver - Labwear

Awwww y'all in trouble...

Not Kalim looking surprised tho

Oop a sleeping poition

NOT HOLDING THE CREDITS

TEACH PLEASE

GIRL NOT YOU TRYNA GET THE ANSWERS FROM JAMIL

HE'S GONNA YELL AT YOU

... he's pissed

HOW THE FUCK IS HE ALREADY ASLEEP

HE'S AS KNOCKED AS MY DOG RN

My mans got narcolepsy

KALIM WE ALREADY HAVE A POITION TO MAKE

NOT Y'ALL JUST DRAGGING JAMIL INTO THIS SHIT

NOT "NOT A GLOFIED CUP OF COFFEE" LMAO

How I wish There Was a Cure (Part Two) | Silver - Labwear

Girl a forest that's far away?

Gone head and make a cup o joe dawg

THREE HOURS

Lilia is a knight

More like an Agent of Chaos but okay

HELLO

Jamil... I've got some new for you...

GIRL NOT THE FUCKEN DAWNWEED BEING DELIEVERED BY A FUCKEN RABBIT

I AM LEAVING

...girl

can

can Silver talk to animals

girl

is Silver the sleeping curse realized?

GIRL IS THAT FUCKEN THUMPER

GIRL IS SILVER

IS SILVER A PRINCESS?????

Love the subtle nod to Jasmine there

Okay back to doing the exact opposite of what we're supposed to be doing!

Ooo look at those pretty ass lashes

L;K;SLDKLFKS;D

KALIM

SILVER

Jamil has his hands full...

It Is Time to Eat! | Sebek - PE Uniform

WHAT WE EATIN'???

Jack and Sebek: Knowing About Exercise and Nutrition

Deuce: Simply Existing

What the fuck was Lilia feeding you

SCATTER

HE CAN'T CATCH ALL OF US

...don't fucking eat that

Sebek... Lilia doesn't know how to cook... don't listen to him

"That "infinite experience" bit makes you sound kookier 'n kookaburra, though."

ASLDKSA;DL;DKL;ASKDAS;L

"FLEXING ON THESE FOOLS"

dlsa;jdaksa;dlkas;

LILIA

STOP TRYING TO POISON THE CHILDREN

HE GOT HIS ASS

SEBEK I FUCKEN TOLD YOU

HE DON'T KNOW SHIT

MY NGGA AGAIN???

I want some candy....

aww the baby done embarrassed himself in front of his peers

I Will Be Speaking Quickly!(Part One) | Sebek - Ceremonial Robes

Damn, well there goes that plan.

Mang Crowley if you don't get more staff

(I mean Mother Gothel is right there waiting to be added)

Girl, all that for one person? No.

WELL SHIT

THEY DONE FUCKEN GOT US GRIM

JAMIL YOU TOO?

Who the

Sebek, I will throw hands. You better be ready to catch'em.

Task who with doing what?

Grim... its time to fucken dip.

THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN RYUJI WAS GONNA THROW HANDS WITH MORGANA

AAAAA

No promises, Jamil!

Welcome to my house, don't mind the mess.

Fineeeee

Okay... Sebek is strong as shit. Noted.

But Sebek... he doesn't have hands. Only paws.

Little baby paws

I should

AAA

MAN YOU GOT OFFA ME

They don't really need to rely on you but its the thought that counts.

Man I'm finna go to my room and go to sleep.

I Will Be Speaking Quickly!(Part Two) | Sebek - Ceremonial Robes

Lets

Fucken

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Grim go lay down over there. Take a nap. You've done enough.

Thank you, Jamil

Malleus has literally been alive for like a minute so ofc his magic is pretty freaking off the charts

Sebek why did you get him started

Sebek I don't go here

SLKDSAL;DKAS;LDKASL;KDLA;SDKASLDK

JAMIL BITCH

...

Wait... Jamil you don't actually like Kalim?

Or like just not like besties?

Oh my god he's gonna cry

OMG HE HAS TEARS HE DEADASS IS GONNA CRY

Yeah... he kinda do, Grim

I DON'T PROMISE SHIT

Oop finna listen to stories about Malleus over tea.

YAS BITCH SPILL THE FUCKEN TEA

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

We'll Have to Compete! (Part One) | Lilia - Ceremonial Robes

I WANT A DONUT

ALSO WE GOT FUCKEN SNACK TIME

SNACK TIME SNACK TIME

Ewww black licorice

GIRL NOT "WHICH CLUB ARE IN AGAIN"

LILIA PLEASE

GIRL NOT Y'ALL HAVING A CLUB WHERE Y'ALL

GIRL

OOP Y'ALL FINNA GET CAUGHT

oh i've yet to see this pout on Lilia

There's so much going on

I'm the lead singer

LETS GOOO

MFKN SING OFF

HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL THIS BITCH

We'll Have to Compete! (Part Two) | Lilia - Ceremonial Robes

Cater, it just dropped this week are you sure that you know the lyrics

Kalim, sweetie...

;LSLADKL;SADKLSA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOT "IS THERE A BABY ALIVE"

I had a Baby Alive...

Lilia lowkey dropping that he has fathered children

LILIA YOU CHEATED AND I KNOW IT

LETS FUCKEN PULL OUT THE BEDAZZLER

NOICE

LILIA MY BELOVED

GIRL HE WAS TELLING A STORY???

Twisted Ramblings

#waffle plays twsted #twst #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #silver #sebek zigvolt #lilia vanrouge

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