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Can you do a Spider-man: Far From Home head cannon we’re Peter meets this cute French Interpol agent and introduces her to MJ and MJ and the reader develop a crush on each other and is super fuffy (fem x fem)

It’s a little longer that’s why I put a cut

You’re a French Interpol agent

But all you do is run communications

Oh no some guy brought drugs into France?

You tell someone and they handle it

I don’t know what an Interpol agent actually does

But you got Intel that Spiderman may be coming to France

Your boss assigned You to get some details

The Intel was some kid brought a Spiderman suit and said it was his pajamas

You looked over security tapes until you finally saw him

You ran facial recognition and his name was none other than Peter Benjamin Parker

Huh, Spiderman is only 17?

Interesting

You found out he was staying in some hotel on the other side of France

You decided to just walk

Maybe you’d bump into him early

And You did

He kept staring at you

You walked to him and introduced yourself

“Bonjour, Je m'appelle Y/n” “Oh I don’t speak French.” “Yeah, I figured. But, I’m Y/n.” “Peter Parker”

Bingo

“Mind if we talk somewhere else Peter?”

He slowly nodded his head and followed you to a cafe

You two sat outside drinking coffee well he had hot chocolate

You didn’t want to risk anyone finding out his identity so you wrote it down

He almost spits out his drink

“No?”

You wrote down everything you remembered from his file discarding his affiliation with the late Tony Stark to avoid any backfire

His eyes went real wide

“Who are you really?”

You flashed your badge and leaned back in your chair

“I need you to come with me.”

What a freaking twist

The French Interpol agency has connections with SHIELD

that connection is you

You’re Marias’ sister

Anyways

You take him to some apartment they rented out

You were just sitting in a chair watching as he made excuses about being a friendly neighborhood spiderman

“Bitch please you’ve been to space.”

The sass in this boy is real.

Not Peter, Nick.

Anyways some fishbowl head comes into play

Says there’s a multiverse and stuff but you’re not buying it

He’s wearing a fishbowl for Christ sake

That’s not a valid reason but still

Peter’s geeking out

It’s kinda cute but you don’t roll that way

If ya picking up what I’m throwing down

He takes you to his friends so you can meet them

Mostly because of MJ

Also because he wants his friends safe

And you’ll keep them safe

But they don’t know you

So getting their trust might be hard

“Guys this is Y/n.” “Welcome.”

That was easy

You looked at all of his friends and stopped at a girl

Ohmygodshe'sfreakinggorgeous

You nudge Peter, “Who’s she?”

Peter smiles to himself cause his plan may be working “That’s Michelle.”

“My friends call me MJ.” She says to you

You don’t know if she’s blushing or if it’s natural

Betty steals you to talk about how it is to live here

You teach her some French cause she’s willing to learn

“Who is she?” “Y/n?” “Yeah I know but why is she here?”

It takes Peter a second “She’s an old friend.”

MJ knows he’s lying

She wants to know what’s up

Should she get a crack at seducing or shall she be blunt

Blunt.

She steals you from Betty and pushes you into a closet

Gently obviously

“I know you’re lying.” “Peter did say you were a great observer.”

“You gonna be honest with me?” “French Interpol.”

You showed her your badge and she backed up against the door

“Do you get hurt?”

You’re confused by her concerned face.

“No. I don’t usually work field.”

“Wait aren’t you like my age?” “If you’re eighteen then yes.”

She really wants to kiss you because you’re absolutely pretty

“Then why are you an Interpol agent?”

You try to answer but you really can’t

You just shrug

She leaned against the door and brushed her hair to the side

and you’re over here standing like

woowowowowowowwowow she’s gorgeous

Oh no, do you like her?

You can’t tell but she’s thinking the same thing

in like under three hours the city is on fire

Literally

Peter’s somewhere fighting the sinister six with Mysterio

Okay so Mysterio is good

he’s got t-rex arms

But you were with Peter’s friends looking at the news

You have an earpiece in and Peter’s screaming over the comms right now

You excuse yourself and Mj’s eyes follow you

You lock eyes with her for a second before turning back

“What’s wrong Peter?” “YOU NEED TO RUN”

The ground starts shaking and you check your phone

Rendezvous at center and 16th - H.H

You run to the living room

“We need to get out of here.”

Wait You wanted fluff what am I doing

Gosh dang it

Anyways you made it to the rendezvous

The jet blew up dang it

Time to run

MJ got fired at a couple of times

You didn’t like that at all

You made sure she was in front of you at all times

“Y/n you have to do it!”

you dreaded this

“Do I really have to?”

They looked at you weirdly for a moment because they didn’t see the comm

“Yes! Do it now!”

You ran the other direction

“Y/n! Where are you going!” “Just follow Happy!”

She really didn’t want to but she listened to you

You freaking boom boom whooshed these thots

I’m sorry my playful side came out for a second

The fight was super cool you won’t lie

You did get hurt though

When MJ saw you guys

Oh boy

She hugged Peter first

Maria hugged you

Mysterio took a picture with Flash and Ned

Then MJ

Kissed you

It’s a little awkward at first

But then you melt into her

She’s cupping your face

You’re holding her waist

When she pulls away, she sees your eyes flutter open and she’s like

wow, this girl is amazing

“I’m Sorry,” MJ chuckles nervously, “You probably aren’t-”

“Not to interrupt you but I totally am.” you smile at her, “and you’re a great kisser.”

She smiles and looks down

She’s really cute

“Do you want to go on a date?” She asks you.

You’re blushing a lot because your sister is right there

You accept

On your date, you go to a cafe that isn’t destroyed

You guys sit there talking and learning about the other

She doesn’t bring up your job once and you love it

She only brought up your wounds once because she was concerned

You two went to a lake afterward and just watched the sunset

She has really soft lips

You gave her a kiss on her doorstep

She laughed because you have to stand on your tippy toes to kiss her

She planned a trip there for summer so she can be with you

Since her parents said it was okay

She could have stayed longer since she’s graduating

I’m gonna take a turn on this okay anon

You flew out to New York with Maria so you could take her to prom and be at her graduation

You met her parents, super fun

You wore a pantsuit to her prom while she wore a blue plaid dress

She looked really pretty

You have no idea how it happened but you and MJ won cutest couple

You don’t even go to this school

You don’t even live on this continent

When in France you take her to all your favorite places

You teach her some french

She went smooth and was all,

“Could you teach me how to french kiss?”

You can’t stop laughing

She wasn’t kidding

You cleared your throat, “Maybe later.”

You winked at her and she just laughing uncontrollably

It made you smile big

I’m going to make a one-shot of this too if you don’t mind cause right now

This is 1243 words

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welcometowcwmondaynitro · 7 years

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WCW Monday Nitro 08/07/1996

It’s the day after Hulk Hogan turned heel. This was a pretty monumental event in wrestling history. If you didn’t grow up in this era you might not get it, the closest comparison at this time would be Cena turning heel, but even that pales in comparison to the shock of the Hulkster turning his back on the Hulkamaniacs, brother.

WCW is starting its summer run at the Disney/MGM Studios in Orlando, Florida, which would last a few weeks.

As usual we’re welcomed by Tony and Larry Z to the hottest two hours in television.

Larry is going super casual. He’s a man of the people.

Tony says “words cannot describe what happened last night, but the pictures will”. I don’t think it would be that difficult to tell it in words, it wasn’t exactly a complex situation. Larry says he’s disgusted, and Hogan’s actions were “total unmanliness”. They show pictures of Rey Vs Psychosis from the PPV, then Dean Vs Disco.

The show starts with Rey Mysterio Jr.

His opponent is Dean Malenko.

Rey Mysterio Jr Vs Dean Malenko

You know how these types of matches go, a lot of speedy, flippy stuff from Rey and technical wrestling from Deano. Always good to watch. Towards the end of the match, Tony says “Malenko is showing he’s not only a champion, but he’s a man who can fight as well, and escape near-falls”. Well... yeah. He wouldn’t be champion if he was no good at those things. Thanks for stating the obvious, Tony. Match ends when Dean puts Rey on his shoulders on the top turnbuckle, throws him up as he jumps...

Then...

Ouch.

Malenko goes for the pin but pulls Rey up before the three count, then hits a suplex and once again pulls Rey up before the three. This comes back to haunt him when Rey hits the Frankensteiner...

And gets the three count. Your winner and new cruiserweight champion, Rey Mysterio Jr! The senior citizen front row are loving it. The guy in the “MGM” shirt literally jumps up and down in excitement.

Rey Mysterio Jr defeats Dean Malenko via Pinfall.

Tony says Mysterio earned the win. Larry says he didn’t earn it, Malenko made two mistakes, as if these are somehow mutually exclusive. We get a crowd shot, focused on this guy.

So that’s where Genie goes at the end of Aladdin... to Florida to watch Nitro with a really rough looking Steve Sanders. Cool.

We cut back to the locker room where Mean Gene is with the Nasty Boys and the Steiner Brothers.

What’s up with Rick’s over friendly smile here? It’s kind of creepy.

Scott Steiner says he doesn’t agree with how Harlem Heat won the titles or how they beat them last week when Parker hit Rick in the head with his cane, then gets interrupted by Knobbs. Steiner then yells “shut up, fatso” and says he doesn’t agree with how the Nasty Boys act or look (who would?) but that he respects their wrestling ability. Is he being sarcastic? Doesn’t seem to be, but if he isn’t then what wrestling ability?

Saggs says the Nasty Boys don’t care about the Steiners’ problems with Harlem Heat, they just care about winning their match tonight. He says the Steiners are taking a trip to Nastyville. Scott says “keep talking and I’ll knock your other tooth out”. Hah. Rick starts talking with this weird expression on his face...

And says “I don’t think it’s Nastyville, come down to the dog pound, and get down where it gets real nasty boys. You see, my nose is [inaudible, starts sniffing like a dog]

“I smell em, I smell the heat, I’m coming after you boys, [inaudible], I got you. Nasty Boys, you gettin’ away is just [inaudible] it ain’t gonna be personal”

Word for word.

Knobbs yells a bunch of stuff as Rick growls like a dog. End segment. Wow. Rick makes his brother sound like Shakespeare.

OUR WORLD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE. ENTER THE REALM. BLOOD RUNS COLD. IN EACH OF US BURNS THE FURY OF A WARRIOR.

GLACIER.

We get a shot on Mickey as we return to ringside.

Yeah.

Anyway, the announcers are still going on about Hogan’s heel turn as Big Bubba, Hugh Morrus and Jimmy Hart wander out.

Big Bubba is wearing a helmet.

Looking chilly, bro.

Larry says “the Dungeon of Doom are rebuilding their, uh... force, if you will”. If you will indeed.

They are facing the Blue Bloods w/Jeeves and Earl Robert Eaton.

The fans chant “USA” at the Blue Bloods.

Big Bubba and Hugh Morrus Vs the Blue Bloods

Mercifully this match doesn’t last long. Larry meanwhile says that Earl Robert Eaton “doesn’t know how to treat a bummer the right proper way”.

What?

I’m not sure what he means by this, nor do I think I want to, but he then goes on to say “bummers do all the dirty work.”

“We have the same situation here. We just call them wives.”

Let’s just move on.

Oh, wait no, because Larry just said Hugh Morrus “moves like Rey Mysterio Jr”.

Okay.

John Tenta suddenly arrives and starts beating on Bubba.

The Blue Bloods hit a double back drop on Hugh Mysterio Jr...

Squire Dave Taylor gets the pin. Tony calls it a “sensational win”. Not quite.

The Blue Bloods defeat Big Bubba and Hugh Morrus via Pinfall.

We come back from a commercial break and Eddie Guerrero and Psychosis are already in the ring.

Apparently this is Psychosis’ debut on Nitro. He didn’t even get a televised entrance. That doesn’t bode well. The cut to this split screen where Rey is talking...

But the announcers are talking over him, so we can’t hear anything he’s saying until Tony tells Larry to shut up. Rey is giving his opinion on Hogan’s heel turn, apparently. He says “there was much confusion in all of our minds. Especially the little kids, they were crying. They were very disappointed, and personally I’m very disappointed on who the third person was. I don’t think that’s fair for all of us. To all my Mexican friends... [speaks Spanish]... he betrayed us.”

Not sure why that had to be shown in the middle of this match - Psychosis debut, remember. Way to showcase him, WCW. Have Rey interrupt and talk about Hulk Hogan instead. I wouldn’t worry Rey, you’ll never be anywhere near Hogan. Watch out for Nash, though.

Larry says if Rey interrupts him again “he’ll have my hand upside his head”. It was the production crew who made the decision to air that, Larry. Rey didn’t walk into the truck and say “Zybszko’s talking, put me on now and cut that sexist old crank off”. I wish he had.

During the match, Eddie whips Psychosis onto the ropes, and Psychosis apparently gets hit in the balls..

Feels bad, man.

“When human bodies get sweaty, they sweat” - Larry Zybszko.

For some reason the crowd have decided Psychosis is the heel and started booing him. He hasn’t done anything especially heelish but, yeah, fuck Psychosis apparently.

The match ends when Eddie hits a superplex...

Then a Frogsplash...

And it’s over. Psychosis debut ends with a loss. Welcome to WCW.

Eddie Guerrero defeats Psychosis via Pinfall.

We go to Gene, who is standing at the entranceway with Sullivan, Jimmy Hart and the Giant.

Taskmaster’s arm is extremely shiny. Jimmy Hart’s suit is ridiculous. Why is the twizzler mouth there?

Gene asks Hart about Hogan. Hart says “this is the first time in my life that I’m lost for words, and I really have no comment”. I can believe that. This is a guy with a screaming mouth on his jacket, after all.

Sullivan says “sometimes when you live for the destruction and demise of something, like Jimmy and I did, we lived for a year and a half for the demise of Hulkamania, and he plucked it away from us. He destroyed it himself”.

Well, how much longer was he supposed to wait, Kevin? Another year and a half?

Sullivan says that the evil deeds he’s done in his life have come back to haunt him, and that when he looks in the mirror he sees Chris Benoit. He’s a madman. Then he switches back to the New World Order. Jimmy Hart then says “there’s a new world order coming, Gene, and you could be out of a job”. Hah, don’t count on it. Gene starts to act offended by this suggestion he might be out of work, but then the Giant gets on the mic and reminds everybody that he’s the world champion, and as long as he is, “nothing in WCW can go wrong”. I’m not sure what logic he’s employing to come to that conclusion. Didn’t help Bischoff much when he was powerbombed off the stage.

Giant says that last night the Horsemen “won the battle, but you didn’t win the war”. Strange thing to say considering Giant & Sullivan beat Arn & Benoit, but okay. As the Dungeon walk off, Gene continues to rant about losing his job, as if Jimmy Hart would have any idea whether that was actually true or not.

Here come the Nasty Boys.

The camera zooms in on a mother and (I assume) daughter dancing to the Nasty Boys theme.

Guy on the left is leering kinda creepily at the mom. I hope that’s her partner.

Here’s a story of two brothers, Ricky and Scott...

Nasty Boys Vs the Steiner Brothers

The Nasty Boys try to get a “nastys” chant going. About ten people join in.

The design of the Nasty Boys shirts and Rick Steiner’s wrestling gear are both similarly horrific. Just a mess of scribbled coloured lines. An adult actually designed those.

Towards the end of the match Scott Steiner gets dumped out of the ring. Jerry Saggs literally forces a kid to get out of a chair so that he can use it to whack Steiner with.

Splat.

You’d think this would be a disqualification, as the ref sees all of it, but no.

Hour two begins and we switch to Bischoff and Heenan.

Scott Steiner recovers from the chair shot and hits Knobbs with a belly to belly. The Nastys regain control briefly, then we get a shot of Sister Sherri and Colonel Parker watching the match from behind the stands.

Sherri jumps on the ropes to distract the ref, Parker hits Saggs with his cane, and Scott Steiner pins Saggs for the win. This means they get a title shot at the next PPV, Hog Wild, which Bischoff describes as “250,000 of your favourite bikers and you”. Sounds scary.

The Steiner Brothers defeat the Nasty Boys via Pinfall.

Gene is in the ring with the Nasty Boys.

He says he couldn’t sleep because of what Hogan did. Get a life.

Saggs says “life, as is wrestling, is all about attitude. And ours has always been nasty. The big man, along with that stinking cane, just sent a lightning bolt right through my stinking head with a big message. A big message that says change is inevitable, we’ve got to change”. Saggs begins to say “it’ll be a cold day in hell” and Gene is like...

Because apparently you can’t say hell in front of the kids at Disney. Only in Sunday School. Gene promptly pulls the mic away from Saggs before he can even finish his sentence and asks for Knobbs’ opinion. He tells Gene “don’t take the microphone away from him until he’s finished talking”, Gene then says “fine”, glances over at Saggs, and says “he’s finished talking”. Ice cold.

Knobbs says the Nastys don’t condone Hogan’s actions, but he doesn’t see anything wrong with what he did either. Gene isn’t impressed and pretty much cuts the interview there.

Jim Powers comes charging out, and he’s so happy to be there.

He’s facing Ric Flair for the US Title.

What has Jim Powers done to earn a US Title match, by the way? Then again, what had Disco Inferno done to earn a Cruiserweight Title match at Bash at the Beach? Me and my silly attempts to look for logic in WCW. I’m just going to look at Liz, Woman and Debra instead.

Wooo! And yet it’s also sad to think that only one of them is still alive. And now I feel weird. Let’s just pretend it’s 1996.

Ric Flair Vs Jim Powers

You know how a Flair match goes. His opponent spends the match dominating, Flair cheats somehow and wins. Except in this one Flair doesn’t actually cheat, just wins by using the Figure Four, pretty much fair and square.

Jim Powers, such a jobber that Flair doesn’t even need to cheat to win.

Ric Flair defeats Jim Powers via Submission.

Gene is standing by with the Horsemen and their ladies. Woman is giving the camera a sultry look. Arn is just glaring at the audience at home angrily. Debra is looking at Gene with a very concerned expression. Maybe she heard he’s out of a job too. We can only hope.

Gene: After last night, I know a lot of things are running through even the minds of the Horsemen.

Even the minds of the Horsemen? Sounds like a bit of a put down.

Arn says that what Hogan did make him “want to puke”. Gene is like:

Arn continues, saying the Horsemen never claimed to be role models, but Hogan did. Arn says that there are people whose “lives hinged on what he said”. I doubt it. If so then they have bigger problems than Hogan turning heel, frankly. Mongo says “the apocalypse is on WCW” and says it only has to do with the Four Horsemen. OK. Flair cuts in and says Mongo isn’t “jumping jack flash” he’s a five time all pro. He bigs up Arn as well, and says that until the outsiders can “heal the sick, wake the dead, and drive little girls right out of their head” ... and then doesn’t finish his thought process. I’m not sure I want him to - little girls?

Anyway, Flair screams “GIANT! GIANT! GIANT! There’s a new champ in town, one that can go all night long, ain’t that right girls? Wooooo!”

Insane.

We cut to Bischoff and Heenan at the announce desk.

Heenan’s looking sharp. Bischoff not so much.

They both talk about WCW fighting back. At this point it’s pretty funny. I mean, we’re talking three people against literally dozens. It’s not really a contest, is it? Hell, just fire Hogan if it’s such a problem. In kayfabe Hall and Nash don’t even have contracts so they shouldn’t be an issue to begin with. Obviously the nWo will eventually become bloated and a legitimate force, but for now it’s just three guys, two of which are not even supposed to be employed by WCW. God knows what these guys are panicking about.

Anyhow.

Out comes the Sarge with Teddy Long - Holla!

His opponent is Chris Benoit.

Chris Benoit Vs Sgt. Craig Pittman

Obviously Benoit wins. Pittman doesn’t actually tap, though. For some reason Long comes in and tells the ref to ring the bell. Gotta protect Craig Pittman? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chris Benoit defeats Sgt. Craig Pittman via Submission.

So, it’s the main event of the evening - Arn Anderson Vs Sting. That’s a pretty big match, but I don’t think they’ve mentioned it all evening. Too busy crying about Hogan, who isn’t even there. Anyway, out comes Arnold.

Fireworks go off as a sombre looking Stinger walks out.

Haven’t heard from him about Hulk Hogan, which is strange as he was directly involved in the match at Bash at the Beach. Haven’t heard anything from Luger, either. Or Macho Man. We’ve heard from Rey Mysterio Jr and Mongo, though, so yeah. Maybe we’ll hear from some of the others after this match.

Bischoff says “we may have guests” and that there isn’t enough security at Disney to handle the Outsiders. Really? Two, three people at most if Hogan is with them. You don’t have enough security to deal with that? Don’t be so stupid.

Arn offers his hand...

Sting pretty much says “fuck you”.

Arn Anderson Vs Sting

The commentators are still going on about Hogan’s heel turn. For fuck’s sake, we get it. It’s a terrible thing. It’s a betrayal. Heenan warned us all for years. WE GET IT. Call the fucking match.

Sting and Arn have a serviceable match. Nothing memorable. The crowd are behind the Stinger, for sure. During the match they actually air another Glacier promo. They were so high on this guy. Glacier should have been the one to take down the nWo.

At one point during the match Bischoff says that Sting is “lit”. That’s interesting. I thought that was a recent saying, but Bischoff was throwing it out there in 1996. Trendsetter.

Arn and Sting are taking a break.

Bischoff tells us a “black limousine” has pulled up and that it’s “not a good thing”. Well, the show is practically over so it could be worse.

Ohhh, scary.

Hall (dressed in all denim, so 90′s) and Nash are out of the vehicle.

Bischoff and Heenan are shitting their pants at this point, whereas the crowd politely applaud when Hall and Nash arrive at the ring. The contrast is amusing.

We have a standoff. What was Bischoff so worried about? Look at all that security, led by “Big” Doug Dillinger in his barely fitting turquoise shirt. No problem.

The Macho Man comes to the ring. Anderson tries to blindsight Sting with a DDT, but Sting basically just pushes Arn over and applies the Scorpion Deathlock.

Arn gives up. Sting wins. Notice how the women came out with Flair but were nowhere to be seen when Arn and Benoit were wrestling?

Sting defeats Arn Anderson via Submission.

Okerlund is in the ring with the Stinger.

Check out the dude in the middle rocking the Eddie Guerrero look with dat tash and dat hair. Then the ginger boy next to him with the glasses and turquoise tank top. Why are so many people wearing turquoise?

Sting looks like he needs a nap. He says “I am not at all surprised. What happened last night I’m not surprised about, coming from the two outsiders. But I will say I am very very surprised at you Hulk Hogan. But I should have known. I should have known when you were travelling to every town in that big fat limo. I should have known, because you didn’t want to travel with the Macho Man or the Total Package and the Stinger. Uh-uh, you were too busy making big movies, and coming in for a little cameo appearance. You were too busy walking on the dark side. I should have known when you referred to the Macho Man and the Total Package and me as three little dogs waiting for a chance to wrestle the great Hulk Hogan. I should have known when I looked into your eyes, but you know something I made a mistake. But you made a bigger mistake, because last night you wiped out and trashed every single little kid, every single person that was a part of your life, that patterned their life after you! You told them to believe in the man upstairs! You told them to say their prayers and to take their vitamins! You told them to believe in themselves and you know something? It’s a good thing you told them to believe in themselves, because they sure as heck can’t believe in you! And last and not least, to put the cherry on the top, all those little kids, you told them to stick it. No, you stick it Hulk.”

Word. To be honest, based on Sting’s evidence, everybody really should have guessed that Hogan was going to be the third man. Did he actually make the little dogs comment?

Gene tells Savage “you really got it stuck to ya”. That’s our Gene, he doesn’t mince his words. Savage says “I’ve got a message for Hollywood Hogan...”

“What I wanna tell ya, and I wanna do to ya, I can’t say on television, especially here at Disney.”

“But you take the worst thing that you can think about, and you multiply it by the number nine million, and then you multiply it by infinity and beyond...”

Yeah, Savage just quoted Buzz Lightyear in this supposedly serious promo.

“It would be just like one grain of sand in the Sahara Desert brother, because it’s really really scary, what I’m thinking and gonna do to you, yeahhhh!”

Sting and Savage hold each other whilst Gene talks about emotions being high.

We go to a break. I guess the Outsiders just... left? Oh, no, they’re just chilling with Gene.

Wait, what? Bischoff and Heenan are leaving puddles of piss on the floor and talking about not having enough security to handle these guys, and Gene is just standing around with them? Okay. Nash looks like he wants to give Gene a noogie. He totally should. I like how Nash is wearing a fanny pack. Was that cool in 1996?

Gene says that since the outsiders turned up, things in WCW have started to crumble, but he doesn’t think it will continue. Nash says he begs to differ. He says WCW took a beating at the Bash at the Beach, and the fans took a beating too. He says Hogan built professional wrestling and nobody appreciates it. He says next week the third member of the “New Order” will be at Nitro, and they’ll see what WCW can put up against them.

Hall says that this portion of Nitro is brought to us by the Outsiders and Hulk Hogan. He also calls Gene “chico”, which is something he’ll eventually stop doing. Believe it or not WWF sued over stuff like that, saying he was channeling the Razor Ramone character which belonged to the WWF and not WCW.

Hall says WCW should be begging them to come through the door. Gene brings up Jimmy Hart’s comment about him not having a job, again - really, Gene? This isn’t the time. Hall calls him “Scheme Gene” and says he’s got a job with the New World Order. I would have liked to have seen Mean Gene in the nWo. He turns it down flat by saying “I’ll continue to work for Turner Broadcasting”.

Gene asks where Hogan is, and Nash says he’s working on a movie. Hall says Savage is jealous of Hogan, and that Luger didn’t get hurt at the Bash at the Beach, he just fainted when he saw the Outsiders. Video evidence suggests otherwise, but okay.

We cut back to Bischoff and Heenan. They show slides of the Bash at the Beach main event, including Hogan’s heel turn. They’ve been talking about it so often during the broadcast that this really isn’t necessary. Even if you hadn’t watched the fucking PPV you’d be able to describe the main event minute by minute just through the amount of times it was mentioned during this show.

Heenan goes on a rant about how Hogan didn’t build wrestling, everybody else in the business did. Then the show ends. Anti-climactic. Why were Bischoff and Heenan so concerned about the Outsiders arriving, and there not being enough security? The pair of them were very quickly escorted back to their limo, with no issues, then had a brief interview with Okerlund before the show ended. Big deal.

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