#would die for you ma'am

[cxnvicts]

CRIES I GET TO HEAR NIGHTINGALE’S VOICE IN THE EVENT AGAIN I’VE MISSED YOU MISS MA’AM 😭😭😭

#WOULD DIE FOR YOU MA'AM #I've missed her so much holy shit I didn't expect to go feral over this #╰ * 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 ： out of character.

[jddryder]

grace ryder — 4.14

#grace ryder #graceryderedit #911lsedit #911lonestaredit #julia edits #still edits #ma'am i would die for you !! #loml 💕 #so beautiful and cute !!

[bunnyb34r]

👀 Gurkle boy is up and about... do you think I'd have to pay for a child's ticket if I brought him? He said he'd behave...

#marquilla #gurkle: pick me up and die bitch. #csn you imagine someone bringing their hermit crab agdgdgdgdg hopefully in a carrier (which i have) #(snooty voice) 'He's and ESA so you can't kick him out. #'ma'am... that's still not a service animal... ESA's aren't. and that's... what service would he perform??' #and gurkle crawls out and pinches him 'security. you're too close.' sgdgdgdggdg #i wouldnt ever bring them anywhere sgdgdgd those fuckers will say theyll behave but they WONT egdggdgdgd #but also bc that would stress the poor things to death

[volk-swag-genitalia]

the prophetic dreams are getting much more concerning

#not a joke #so like im pretty damn convinced i have prophetic dreams #except one problem is they're not very straightforward #and i never really realize they are prophetic until its too late #i had a dream my lil brother attended the former school i used to study at and something bad would happen to him #i brushed it off at the time because i thought there would be no way in hell my parents would send me off to this school #years later they enrolled him in. #and well its an average school experience for him. some classmates are absolute jerks tho. but the main event in that dream didnt happen ye #because the main event happens at a school camping event. now im worried my brother would die at said camping event. but hey no camping yet #another instance was when i dreamt we went up the escalator up the mall we used to always go to #it was late into the pandemic at the time so i thought ''no way would we end up going'' but then i woke up to my mom announcing that #you guessed it #we were going to that mall #anyways those are a few instances. #right nowi had a dream i went out to lunch after college and snapped at a man for calling me ''ma'am'' because i mentally could not take it #and im scared now #with how i've been mentally. something like that WOULD happen. poor guy #but also i had a beard. why would he do that? #and the dream was also veryyy vivid. #granted not all of my dreams come true. #and i hope it STAYS that way #anyways aside from that i've also had recurring dreams of the ocean levels rising so bad that my home town ended up flooding and dissapeari #well i havent been having the flood dreams lately #that dream had two outcomes. in both outcomes people have adpated and started building a city that could take in the new environment #in one outcome they managed to build an underwater city to regain what was left of the cities that got submerged. people actually helped ea #h other and people were thriving. #in another outcome #society just ended up the same. all of the problems we had now carried on & we were eaten by the sun. except the sun was an eldritch being? #ok for sure that sun thing wont come true. or would it??? #nah. i mean according to what we know of the sun. nah.

[frecklystars]

i dont know why sandy puts up with danny's bullshit in grease btw. frenchy was RIGHT THERE

#frenchy's bubblegum pink hair was so cute and would pair with sandy's pink dress so well #they should have been girlfriends smh #woof #maybe im just craving 50s-70s WLW romance that doesnt have to do with hate crimes. y'know #like i love watching queer media but not when it's constantly ppl wanting them to die bc they're queer #give me a lesbian giving her sapphic girlfriend her black leather jacket and her ring when they go steady #while they eat heart-shaped lollipops and hold hands while sitting on the swingsets #and they're never in danger bc of their sexuality. they are loved and accepted by all of their friends #give me two women in poodle skirts writing love letters to each other on pink paper while spraying their perfume on the pages #give me two women at a 70s diner playing Elvis on the jukebox and sharing apple pie #you know what. just put me in a poodle skirt and any WOMEN wanna come kiss me just get over here #Hey Barbie i will give you my pink ring pop 💍 you wanna go steady with me miss ma'am!!!!!!!!!

[enjaami]

lee changjin is a bitch but when he said he fell for oh jihwa cuz she punched him when they met. he was so real for that

#ma'am i would die for you #beyond evil

[podcastdyke]

What did they put in Wolf 359 to make it so good.......

#yes i AM watching deep space survival procedure and protocol..... again #theres just. so much. i love these people #lovelace ma'am i would die for you. i would LIVE for you #also i forgot how funny this live show is adjfbsjg this IS an office comedy #what the hell is that. that's impossible. #wolf 359

[chaelinsbitch]

Shoutout to the old lady at the Chinese buffet who kept complimenting my hair

#i would die for you ma'am

[softersinned-arc]

you ever think about a character who just got so spectacularly fucked over by canon that you really don't know where to even start with making it right so you kind of just have to hold them in your hands and say "i love you so much and someday i'll do right by you" because

#(thinking abt fiona dra.gon age today) #('fuck the chantry' ma'am i'd die for you) #(what i wouldn't have given for her to get to interact with hawke. or velanna.) #(or for her and alistair to have CONNECTED god i cry so hard whenever i reread the calling) #(do i need another character? no! will i write her anyway? probably!) #(god. god. god. thinking bout what would have happened if we could have gotten her instead of wynne) #(fiona carefully avoiding alistair for as long as she can because He Doesn't Know and seeing him with the amulet knowing it's hers) #(watching her son fall in love for the first time. knowing he's likely to die in the final battle.) #(or fiona in kirkwall??? or even. fuck. a real explanation for fiona to have allied with alexius) #(because she had to have a fucking reason) #(and it had to be good so like. was she being manipulated? we know blood mages can hold other people in a thrall) #(and given the threat from the chantry we know that there was real danger posed) #(but what would have prompted her to a.) invite in a foreign power while trying to stay safe in ferelden) #(and b.) invite in a foreign power that frequently engaged in the enslavement of elves) #(when she herself has such a painful history) #(and is now responsible for countless mages. including elves.) #(anyway. holds her in my hands. i love you. someday i'm gonna figure out how to do right by you.) #(also. nevarran fiona whose necromancy could make the mortalitasi blush. it's what i deserve.) #(thinkin bout cassandra too what if i just put everyone on the new multi and subject you all to watching me reblog about them constantly) #(cassandra has curly hair i want you all to know this she has thick curly hair and she cuts it v short so the curls are SO bouncy) #iv. tilting pretty sharply bitchward. ( marianning )

[panb1mbo]

my mommy made me mad so i read that bitch to filth took a xanax without debating myself about really needing it and now i'm waiting for that shit to knock me the hell out while drinking a coke and eating dark chocolate bc it makes me happy and it helps with my pms. oooo adulting. funny, cause my mom would lose it and say i'm letting the mental illness win or some weird ableist shit like that, if she knew this is what i'm not calling her back for. oh and i am also binging bluey until the manufactured sleep wins. if anyone cares.

#can't even spell my name right when she demands that my family tell me to call her? at 10pm? ma'am business hours are over #but even if they weren't you are not a priority client rn if you would like to be you can upgrade your status in one easy payment #i told her she was being pushy and i would call her back when i had time and when i wanted to then i did that therapy thing #and softened the blow by telling her i'm glad she's not dead after she told me she might die without much else and ignored me for weeks #UNTIL i didn't txt my abusive dad on father's day bc i was working but also i don't interact with my abusers unless it's for my own safety #and she went ballistic and tried bullying me into giving both of them attention and alternated between ignoring me and scolding me #and for that to work now i have to care and as my mom luvs to remind me no tengo verguenza but im glad... shame holds me the fuck back #objectively this is one of the funniest things i've ever done to her cause uh my mom is no walk in the park #and that txt i sent was so fucking detached my husband n i r DYING unlike she is AYE anyway i don't even wish her ill or do this to hurt he #i just know that me not being reactive triggers her and her method of coping is to take her emotions out on me unless i validate tf outa he #toxic toxic toxic woman #dumb ass shit ☾☁️ ࣪ ִִִִִִִִֶֶֶֶֶֶֶֶָָָָָָָ⭒𓂃🐇

[gothamcityneedsme]

thinking about how fucking dare she say this to a fellow leader.  lol.

#shitpost #like my character isnt offended really hes like. yeah mandos be weird #an IM not offended by it because im just examining her under a microscope of mandalorian culture lol #but like #as the commander you are constantly choosing between people's lives and death etc forever endlessly #and its like. shae...you are a vital ally and resource. he DOES have a right to choose that when he has the opportunity to #as do YOU if YOU have the opportunity too #you dont just let an important leader of an ally faction die in front of you #it isn't personal. it's professional. its business. you need them to live and you are in a place to do something? #yeah if you don't do something then that is logistically a failure #SORRY SHAE. HE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND OR YOUR ALLY OR EVEN PART OF YOUR CULTURE #hes like. literally not just going to watch you die and do nothing #like hello #also like. this is funny on an imperial agent because youve done FAR worse things its like #ma'am. #if you think me helping you cheat using the weapon that was being used on you and just. swapping it over to your enemy #if you think that's bad. its a good thing i couldn't plan to help you cheat without your knowledge AHEAD of time #because he sure as fuck would have lol #assuming the other side would cheat is a matter of course #really tavon just lacked opportunity here tho #and they DID cheat lmao!!!!! tavon is like. this honor stuff is bullshit #i love this entirely do not think i am hating i am literally loving this so mcuh #but like. lol!!!!!

[tacticalgrandma]

Is Hapi being sarcastic when she says “Yeah I’m buff what about it” or is that just the bar for “buff female character” in video games

#fe3h #ma'am i would die for you but you're wearing a crop top & giving me no abs

[drunkwalkhomecore]

Is it weird that I think my hindi teacher's youngest daughter is secretly gay???

Like???

Or is it just me???

#I've seen miss ma'am and she gave me gay panic #shes tall tbh 5'9 or smth #and is a tomboy #my hindi ma'am told she wants to go to the gym #ma'am told her no everyone would die if you go to the gym #also whenever she hears a guy's name she starts cursing him #/lh #...yeup gay #very very gay #kryptonite rambles

[baronetcoins]

the parasocial relationship between me and the nice lady at the dining hall who knows my order by now

#ma'am i hope you know i would die for you

[freakshowcowboy]

i'd do anything for you*

*the IT lady who helped me and was so nice and patient and kind

#me: thanks her repeatedly for helping me #her: thanks me for being nice to her #ma'am i would die for you at this point #. i think i need to get out more. #half an hour talking to a kind stranger and im ready to give it all up #yeehawing

[reapcrbunny]

#{ ma'am i would die for u ok bye } #OUT OF CHARACTERㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ 🐇ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤsave save save #( GPOSING )ㅤ ( ㅤ 🐇ㅤ ) ㅤ— ㅤSORRY NOT SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MUST SEE. #( VISAGE )ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ 🐇ㅤ )ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ TIRED EYES & WEARY SOUL STILL HOLD MUCH LIFE.