#work is just kicking my Whole Ass

[front-facing-pokemon]

#noivern #one of my all-dragon team's staples! thus i have a soft spot for this pokémon. not really for any other reason than that #just a cool badass design. big bat dragon. objectively badass #though i think it should be a dragon/dark type instead of dragon/flying. hydreigon typing #also hi it's me from the future. a few hours before this posts. i just want to complain a little bit #about how fucking difficult this is getting now that i'm getting into alolan forms in the queue #i don't. fucking. know how to use blender. this is kicking my ass. i spent like two hours this morning just trying to get those alolan form #working. and i didn't even successfully do that for two of them #so if you like alolan forms i am Really sorry but they are not gonna be up to par for the production value i have set for myself on this #blog. i've fuckin doomed myself by getting this much of a following and i know i can't get away with the same shit i used to #be able to so like. just fuckin bear with me please it's turning into a whole wreck here in the future in gen 7

[cherryapparition]

Bedtober Day 14: Ramen

Prompt List by OceanInSpace

#He's confused bc this white boy doesn't know how to use chopsticks that was my vision #Wahhhhh this one is late BUT i have big plans for tomorrow #combining 3 whole prompts into one for a fun piece might be a bit ambitious but who knows #work and my fatigue kicked my ASS so i havent had time to post much so sad #but thats ok because like im not being so strict on myself im just happy to be posting bedman more #anyways i drew this because i like to go to this noodle place an hour away with my little brother and we sit and eat together its fun #I like ramen but i think I like cold noodles even more #guilty gear #bedman #my art #bedtober

[becca-e-barnes]

I'm not really feeling like myself today so I'm gonna indulge myself a little.

I don't remember the last time I talked about anal on here but more specifically, I'm imagining Lee and his little innocent wife again (I know you've all missed Lee as much as I have 🥵)

I think anal would be something she wouldn't often ask for because I always imagine she's quite shy about asking for what she wants but anal becomes one of their mutual favourites very quickly.

The way Lee would dote on you before anal just makes me melt. He's not nearly as reckless and rough. It's all gentle praises and soft kisses, trailing his thick fingers against your soaked sex until they're well enough coated in your arousal that he can slide two into your ass.

He'd be so mesmerised by the way you enjoy it; watching the sweet, innocent woman he married begin to explore her own sexuality and slowly start to indulge in fantasies she'd never admitted to anyone else just does it for him.

Lee's not a stranger to toys in the bedroom but nothing makes him hard like the memory of the first evening he came home from work to his wife, a couple of days after he'd got you a cute little princess plug.

He's usually greeted with a brief kiss when he comes in the door but that night, you couldn't tear your mouth off his if you tried. He tastes faintly of the toffees he keeps in the car but his mouth is so warm and distinctly his, it's addictive.

"What's gotten into you, sweetie?" You've pressed yourself flush against his body, standing on your tiptoes to kiss him while your fingers hook his belt loops, pulling him closer.

" 'm sorry. I need you." You've been worked up all day, imagining how your husband will touch you when he gets home and now he's here, you don't want to wait. The dinner can burn for all you care.

You notice how warm his hands are as they shift from your waist, reaching down to squeeze your ass and when you whimper against his mouth, it all clicks for him.

"Livin' room, sweetheart." That's exactly where he wants to be right now, instead of cramped in your tiny little hallway and when you don't make a move, he scoops you up and carries you there before sitting down in his armchair.

"Turn around. Bend over." They're clear instructions. Your feet are planted between his as you follow his lead. He pulls the skirt of your dress up and your underwear down your legs.

"God, do y'have any idea how wet you are?" The sparkling end of the plug sits neatly between the cheeks of your ass but it's hard to miss the way your slick arousal seems to almost glisten on your skin in the dim lighting.

Your breath catches in your throat feeling your husband trail his thick fingers from your neglected clit, back to tease your soaked entrance. Your body resists him pressing into you though. Having one hole filled at a time is more than enough for you for now.

"Thought I'd try it this mornin'. Slipped it in before I started the cleaning." You might feel embarrassed at how exposed you are if you weren't so turned on. "Couldn't even think straight by noon."

"Such a good girl for me. Shoulda called, honey. I'd have come straight home" He taps the base of the plug rhythmically and even that's enough to make you squirm. With his other hand, he's palming his own cock through his work trousers but that's not his main focus in that moment.

"Let me take the edge off for you. I'll take real good care of you after dinner, how does that sound?" His fingers circle your clit with the kind of ease that only comes with practice while he taps the base of the plug with the fingers of his other hand. Your body flutters around the metal inside you, offering a pleasant reminder of how full you feel and you're quite sure nothing will compare to the evening you have ahead of you.

#becca's thots #becca writes spice #lee bodecker smut #lee bodecker x reader #lee bodecker x reader smut #idk the whole innocent wife who's secretly as filthy as he is suits lee's character so well #I'm so convinced hormonal bc is the root of all evil #there was no good time for me to take a week off it so I've been taking it for like 3 months straight #and now I'm stopping for a week and I just know this is gonna kick my ass #everything I tried to write today was so sad #the dialogue all had a weird gravity that I didn't like #I'm working in my second job all this week though #so I'll get to reschedule my mortgage appointment #I've found an adorable little house that I really love #it's been totally renovated and it has a cute little back garden #I'd get my little vegetable plot 🥺 #Belle would still be able to watch the birds out the living room window

[p-mobile]

˗ˏˋ✉ˎˊ˗Coming up˗ˏˋ✉ˎˊ˗

˗ˏˋ✉ˎˊ- Ren Bf Texts

˗ˏˋ✉ˎˊ˗ Sol Bf Texts

˗ˏˋ✉ˎˊ˗ + 2 DoL requests & 1 VN boys request

#tomorrow is the WEEKEND WOOHOO!!! #that means ill have more time and energy to devote to making texts ahshshshs #i dont mean to neglect y'all works just been kicking my whole ass this week smh #but its ok bc imma make up for it! mwah mwah!!! #puffy posting! (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)/*⁠♡ #also im not giving a timeframe on these so no one gets disappointed abshdhsh

[luck-of-the-drawings]

DOODLEPAGE COMMISSION CREATED FOR THE WONDERFUL @reallybelt do YOU want me to draw you a doodlepage of your blorbo? im still doing commissions!! more information here. cmon down!! get em before the 15th when they put me down witha really big hammer

#cw gore #cw blood #NOT SURE WHAT ELSE TO TAG THIS AS.... #but i WILL SAY OUH MY GGOOODD THIS ONE KICKED MY ASS FOR A MINUTE.. drawing guns is so hard.... #im RLY HAPPY N PROUD WITH IT ALL THO.... i love the lil birdies... #ALSO BELT UR CHARACTER IS JUST RLY COOL N INTERESTING TOO #THEIR WHOLE BACKSTORY IS SO INTRIGUING AND TRAGIC... #im prouda the mildewy effect i did for the bg aswell.. ALSO prouda my line work just in general #im also very happy w the blood and gore n such #i LOVE a good sliced eye ball!!! i also enjoy the detail of the glass eye not being as bloodshot or expressive as the other eye #alright uuhh uhh what else do i even say here.. its 2 am and im sleeepyyy im sleepy im falling asleeeep imm gonna go to bed now. #love you guys sleep well #also PLEASE feel free to commission me. could REALLY use the money. got big things coming

[nuclearanomaly]

May you find your worth in the waking world

#ffxiv #Bloodborne AU #Ninira Nira #Aymeric de Borel #Estinien Wyrmblood #Estinien Varlineau #Hanami #art: mine #Hi welcome to I spend 1 day thinking about what x character would wear/use in bloodborne #because I love bloodborne... #spiral. kidnap a lizard and make a whole au out of it #anyway Nini and Aymeric are team actual Church Members out to solve some mysteries #Mean while ex church hunter Estinien has teamed up with fuck the church Hanami and they're out to kick ass and take no names #No paleblood sky bg bc this is supposed to represent earlier point in the night when they are not working together #they will... eventually :)c #Sorry Cyan while I steal you lizard and spew lore at your feet that is really just words tm #STEAL YOUR LIZARD AND MAKE HER... HUMAN... HUMANMI #cursed #anyway ffxiv and bloodborne two of the most OBNOXIOUS ARMORS TO DRAW EVER #we bsing the render bc procreate is crying over my layer count lmao merging things to progress is pain #ty for coming to my ted talk

[azumasoroshi]

oh of course izaya is an oscar wilde fan. he would definitely use this as his bio for his private discord/twitter account

pulls out the importance of being earnest and the picture of dorian gray. time to analyze these from the psychological/literary perspective of izaya lets go baby (he has his own category)

edit check tags and rbs for some actual analysis stuff lmAOo

#izaya orihara #as a lit student and psych student izaya is literally ticking all of my boxes rn #bruh imagine if i made a dorian gray!izaya au. fucking imagine #every time he does something particularly sus he comes home and his image gets older and uglier #it fits too because izaya is like. young adult man. seducer of women. there's absolutely a theme of eternal youth in there #he wants to be young forever so that he can continue flipping through the streets and keep his mind sharp and keep being an informant #he never wants to gain enough wisdom to think 'man this sounds like a bad idea' or 'i'd be better off staying out of this' #im not sure how i would end the au though pff knowing me id just make it shizaya and have either a happy ending or stupidly tragic ending #happy ending: izaya grows a few braincells and starts to find contentment in growth rather than the thrill of stasis #tragic ending (spoilers for dorian gray. whoops): izaya goes insane from seeing his portrait so marred and stabs it and dies #good ending could be ketsu compliant and the picture reverts back to normal after he undergoes the Royal Ass-kicking #hm. ill workshop this more #meanwhile the whole thing with Earnest and the multiple names and stuff sounds like something izaya would to fuck with people #which would just be funny #plus the gay jokes are peak izaya #durarara #starts reading all of oscar wilde's works so i can write more entertaining izaya fanfiction #thats just how it goes babyyyy

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

I don't not mean this offensively at all but is blows my mind that you are a lawyer but also writing jjk fics bc I work at a law firm and cannot for the life of me imagine any of the lawyers that work there writing fanfiction LOL kudos to u seriously I know how busy schedues can get due to court dates haha

im working in like. big city criminal law stuff right now and have been told by people in my office that i come off as a very deadpan and straight-laced legal nerd so i don't think the people who know me from my attorney life are imagining me writing jjk fanfic in my free time either

#I've got a friend who's clerking for a federal judge rn who's also a big fandom person tho she doesn't write #the legal sphere in general really does try to consume your entire life and i sort of hate that part of the business #like i like being a lawyer but i don't like how aggressively it tries to occupy your whole life #it makes offices very cultish #i like having boundaries in life and i have plenty of friends in my office but like. i have a life outside of it too that i want to keep. #and lawyers are so up their own ass about professional reputation that fandom shit is almost never discussed in a legal environment #you could not waterboard it out of me that I write fanfic for fun at work oh my god #it's not that i'm ashamed of it to be clear i'm proud of my stories i just don't know any of them well enough to trust them yet #lawyers are assholes so often holy shit #like not all of us. some of the nicest people i have ever met are lawyers. but the culture breeds a lot of very big and fragile egos #probably more lawyers than you'd think are into fandom stuff but they absolutely do not bring that shit up #i'd like to think i'll be doing fanfic and fandom stuff for years. it's just a great community and i really really love doing it. #i'm also a kick ass lawyer tho so i'm probably gonna be doing some pretty serious shit at work and just also being a fanfic writer. #but yeah court is exhausting and chaotic and i've been in it every day for like two weeks now so feel free to shoot me

[zevrans]

#haven't had energy to log into here because my work has been kicking my ass i'm spending half of my day off laying in bed #i fell asleep yesterday after my 2nd shift in my clothes with no blanket and woke up freezing at 7 am 🤧 #i layed on the bed for 5 mins just to regain strenght to do a few things before bed yedterday and got knocked out by the exhaustion 😭 #these 2 shifts were particularly hard and i think it had also to do with my coworker suggesting the dumbest thing imo #the dude wanted me to give my WHOLE november shifts to him like...WTF #he said he needed a sum of money for december and like helloo.. #what do you think i am doing here?? don't i need money?? #i'd understand if he'd ask for a shift or two but whole fucking month the sheer audacity.. #i've struggled so much mentally to ge to this point and to be able to get this job even if it's not in my professional field #and it's physically demanding very much and so many other cons #but i've got it and i was happy i got it and to think some stranger thinks #he's more entitled to it than someone else like ??? it's just bizzare to me #he seemed such a chill person before he asked this #and i've spent last 2 work days feeling guilty for protecting my boundaries... #but everybody around me says i did the right thing so i am trying to not stress about it anymore #and i was afraid this would ruin the good work relationship i thought we established but idk anymore #i will be very cautious about him now #tbd

[childofaura]

Ok... I swore to myself I wasn't gonna make another negative MAWS post, that I was just gonna leave it at the Twink Slade disappointment post.

But apparently there's this trend that's been happening on Twitter, where people are trying to bring up the 2004 "The Batman" designs to try and defend the designs of the MAWS rogue gallery. And that was the territory I CANNOT let go, as someone who is a fan of Jeff Matsuda and his character designs.

SO FIRST, LET ME CLARIFY: I'm simply making ONE post about ONE factor of MAWS that irritates me. I'm not here to just sit and constantly bash on the show. I wouldn't do that, I have a personal close friend of mine who enjoys the show and I'm happy for her and I want her to enjoy the show. I have SO many gripes and reservations but I recognize those are personal.

I'll be putting this under a Read More and tagging it as Anti-MAWS so MAWS fans don't have to read/deal with this post. Probably just don't read my tags as well.

So if there's one thing that has irked me the most about MAWS, it's the redesigns and rewrites of Supes' rogue galleries. Mostly the redesigns though. MAWS took a bunch of colorful, diverse, and fantastical designs and made them monotonous, bland, and simply not fun at all. And yes, while the in-universe explanation (Being that they're all mechanically enhanced rather than freak accidents or born that way) makes sense, it still makes the villains incredibly un-appealing. EVERYONE is in boring black, white, and gray armor (aside from Parasite and while I think his physical design is neat I have issues with his character rewrite too, I'm just not here to discuss that). Everyone who had incredibly fun or creative designs was horribly washed out. Silver Banshee went from being a literal ghostly wraith to a boring motorcycle-looking chick. Livewire went from a vibrant blue lightning motif (that SHE herself created) to boring merc armor. And yes, I have issues with Slade's armor, the head was promising but the overall design has color-balancing issues.

Now let's look at the redesigns of the rogue gallery for the 2004 "The Batman" show. These are mostly drastically different from their original design counterparts, just like MAWS. But the massive difference is that most of these designs are still colorful (where it applies, obviously not to Penguin), recognizable, and push the borders of imagination; They're so ludicrous and exaggerated in their design and their physical features. Even if I was disappointed in some of the character rewrites (Like Mr. Freeze having only a small cameo to Nora in the flashback, but mainly being another selfish thug), the designs are still great. You can look at The Batman villain designs and easily recognize them because they follow the basic structure of their original designs.

Joker:

Is still in his green, purple, and orange color palette, with his trademark freakish grin. The design takes creative liberties with the spiked hair, the more athletic physique, and the actual clothing style of his outfit, but this is clearly meant to be Joker.

Mr. Freeze:

Is now essentially a cryomancer thanks to his mutation, but this is still obviously Mr. Freeze. Some kind of helmet (in this case encased in his own ice) wearing a thermal freeze suit, and his red eyes invoking the red goggles he wore in his original iteration.

Catwoman:

The design exaggerates a lot of features of the OG outfit, like the ears and the goggles (though the OG design really just has eye spaces), and uses shades of crimson and purple, but you look at the black bodysuit and the whip around her waist and she can clearly be identified.

The main argument I'm making with the 2004 Batman designs is that they're A) recognizable to their original counterparts by invoking the same color scheme and basic design points, B) Colorful and pushing the lunacy of a world full of supervillains, and C) Completely stand out from each other, no two villains look as though they're of similar origins (besides obvious pairs like Joker/Harley Quinn and the two Clayfaces, the latter which was a guy who took concentrated serum made from Ethan Bennett's Clayface DNA). The Batman designs are good because while they ARE drastically different from their original counterparts, they honor the original designs.

Whereas in the MAWS redesigns, none of the redesigns are reminiscent of their original counterparts (besides the obvious Brain and Monsieur Mallah, kind of hard to fuck that up), and lack the fantastical element that The Batman redesigns (And the original Superman show, where it applies) had.

Livewire:

Looks nothing like her original counterpart. The armored clothes, the lack of lightning motif, lack of color to her outfit (I'm not here to talk about the race-swapping), none of it is supposed to tip you off to being Livewire, especially when her character is written so drastically different. You should be able to tell who Livewire is BEFORE you see her powers.

When OG Livewire looks like this:

Silver Banshee:

Is just a regular human in drab clothing. There's some kind of attempt to give her the hint of a ghost motif with the bone legs, but then that disappears in her later costume design. Same later costume that tries to half-ass a skull motif on the helmet but it doesn't work with the helmet's angles.

When this is Silver Banshee's original design (going with a still from Batman Unlimited)

And if they wanted to stray from the whole "supernatural" aspect, they could have compromised like they did in Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay:

Which I mean I still don't like that redesign as much as Silver Banshee's OG design, but it's still recognizable and it's still cool.

The bottom line is basically this: You don't have to justify liking this new Superman show and its take on new characters. But to try and say the character designs on MAWS are like the 2004 "The Batman" cartoon redesigns is such an unequal and imbalanced comparison. The thought process for the character designs in these shows are so drastically different from each other, and the execution of said character designs aren't comparable.

#discourse #Anti MAWS #Anti My Adventures with Superman #Listen I'm not saying any other gripes publicly about the show; Again I have an irl friend who watches it #and I'm absolutely not about to drag her down or just rag on the show; so I get it #But if there is one thing that can really make or break something for me it's character design #And the one thing I'll openly criticize MAWS for is how basic their character design process seems to be #The showrunners FROM THEIR OWN MOUTHS said that they purposely made Lois look like Luz from Owl House #So there is NOT a lot of creative thought process going into these redesigns #And to compare that to Jeff Matsuda who is an industry veteran and who's worked on MANY shows with incredibly kick-ass designs #Well that is a stick in my craw that I can't let slide #'BUT AURA DON'T YOU LIKE THE 3D HE-MAN SHOW AND THEIR DESIGNS?!' #Yes I do but A) I'm not out here claiming that they're faithful designs to the original characters (Because Duncan and Teela clearly aren't #B) Nor are they badly designed characters that I'm trying to compare to a whole different level of character design #The Batman 2004 show was an incredibly fun show that captured the dark and melancholy nature of Batman; and the villain designs were fun #MAWS isn't on the same level as The Batman

[z-skull]

Curious question, Tobio/Astro looks not that much like Tenma besides eye color and hair color (in most adaptations Tobio has black hair), think Tobio is supposed to resemble his mother more?

Probably! Im not that well versed in other iterations but 03 Tobio could definitely take after Hoshie more.

I have my own little au ive been working on and for me i kinda split it down the middle.

for Hoshie:

(its not shown lol) but Tobio has light brown hair, green eyes, and freckles from her! (ig her smile too haha)

Tenma:

when his hair gets longer it starts to look like Tenmas, ik Hoshie also has a bit of a nose but he would have grown into a Tenma nose if he had gotten a chance. Also, even at his young age, he picked up on alot of Tenmas mannerisms.

In the end, yeah, definitely taking after Hoshie!

the boys

#Tobio Tenma #Hoshie Tenma #Umataro Tenma #dr Tenma #astro boy #doodlez #yeah ive been working on this story for a LONG time so ive thought about this alot #like the whole physical features bit bc of the idea (for my au) that Tenma has a hard time looking at astro #after hes built he just sees tobio but slowly when astro does something that hoshie would do he just gets a sting and looks away #when Astro tries to reach out Tenma #again #cant look at him in the eyes. like he let them both down #theres also another thing of Astro having Tenmas mannerisms #he bottles things up and lashes out when it becomes too much but when living with Ochan he learns better and Ochan gets a whiplash #like hes living through his Uni days with Umataro again lol #i wanna make art of my AU so bad!! i have SO many ideas and story plots i havent told anyone /lays on the floor/ #having a full time job sucks dude... #anyway. sorry to ramble lol but i have a LOT on my mind about them and the story lol #ALSO yeah its in the 03 style (inspired) bc that iteration kicks ass #and YES Tenma is a little less of an asshole (while Hoshie is alive) but only because hes my favorite and i get to make him a better dad #okay yeah thats it bye

[illiana-mystery]

Mike Hubble: Out of Context (Pt. 2)

#here's the second part i promised yall #sorry this took so long #making gifs are just quicker #and i wanted to keep my queue up #since work has been kicking my ass #i'm gonna post the whole episode soon #i kinda want to just cut all of the fluff and focus more on the A plot #so i'm gonna cut the b plot #you're welcome in advance #so here's another snack #hope you enjoy #mike hubble #boon season 6 #alfred molina #videos

[astridthevalkyrie]

feeling like you’re 12 when you’re 22 is genuinely such a humiliating experience.

#my dad and mom have been on my case ab asking for permission before I go places and it makes me kinda sick #seeing everyone around me make plans or whatever and then being like ‘I’ll have to ask 🥺 👉🏽👈🏽 #’ #and my dad’s a liar he’s like it’s not like we ever say no #except my mother does and so does he??? #even the muslim girls I am friends with have more freedom and you know what’s amazing ab this is #they can’t stop me from going to school. they don’t pay for that #they can’t take my car. they don’t pay for that #my mom can stop making food for me and I will manage just fine #they wanna kick me out???? blessing in disguise #but it’s hilarious that as an adult i’m still paying for everything I use but I still have to ask permission genuinely fuck off #my parents when I have to stay late on campus for some school event: 😒 #the way I’d be making money rn if they didn’t decide to come and stalk me at work and see me without my hijaab on #and that one’s on me I could choose to just work with it on and make them happy #but I literally can’t as a matter of principle #i’m given such little pride as it is and if I say I don’t want to work with a hijaab on that’s that #i got an internship two days ago for the summer and you can bet your ass I’m not wearing my hijaab #except it’s not paid #and as much as I have guilt spending I really don’t spend a lot and it makes me so angry #i know that your 20s isn’t your whole life and people shouldn’t think that if they waste their 20s their life is up #but it’s like #my teens were already so shitty and abusive and trapped #how much longer do I have to deal w this before i’m treated like an adult #trick question! it’s only until a man can own me bc then he can make my decisions instead of them <3

[chokerslayer]

(ooc; i wanna give a huge shout out to everyone in this rpg on national best friends day here. i love you all so much. thank you for always being here, making sure everyone is okay and etc but most of all making rp fun again. honestly the best group around. cheers for many more months of growing together! )

#dhq.ooc #i just love you all. have a good day <3 #replies will come soon. this whole time zone thing is kicking my ass . -.- joys of traveling for work.

[moe-broey]

FINALLY. DOWNSIZING MY PIERCINGS (MOST LIKELY IF MY PIERCER SAYS THEY'RE READY TO WHICH I'M P SURE THEY ARE BUT I WAS WRONG THE FIRST TIME)

#I MIGHT BE. getting ANOTHER fucking bump on my left side and that gives me a lot of info actually #if i sleep on my side it's on my right. i've cleaned everything my face may come into contact w (pillows/plush/ect) #for some reason idk if my body is just Like That or if i did something wrong but the post on my left side #sticks out more than the post on my right. AND!!!!!! i think that is the issue!!!!!! both times i've had complications now #it's been on my left side. i bet you anything that it's the irritation of having a too long bar/shifting around too much #esp like! as lip piercings! they move any time i talk! so!!!!!!! #I HOPE. MY ORDER IS STILL IN. time blindness can and will kick me in the ass #but ideally if everything works out.... i could FINALLY have the spikes..... 😳😳😳 #so far i've had beads on both ends of the bar (recommended way to heal them) and i will admit it has a cute effect #like i have little nubs. HOWEVER. I'VE GOT. I'VE GOT TO HAVE FANGS THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT‼️‼️‼️‼️ #oh btw the first bump eventually healed w minimum effort! just took its sweet time it REALLY annoyed me LMFAOOOO #I HOPE.... TO NIP THIS ONE IN YHE BUD................