#woof is uhm

[akaisenhatake]

behold my hpma ocs, they've been reborn at last

they're not the mc but dw ill post my mc next time

Summarized Info below:

Name: Lan Wang

Alias: Bark

BoD:??? [1996]

Blood Status: Pure-Blood

House: Slytherin

Wand: Cherry wood, 10 1/4 inches, Dragon Heartstring

Best Subject: Care for Magical Creatures

Worst Subject: History of Magic

Friends(?): Cassandra, Frey twins, Sand [@/stupendousbookworm]

Enemies: Whoever he starts beef with.

Other info:

Very Competitive [mostly duelling but he'll challenge you to a speedwalk contest too. Gets mad easily when he loses]

Experienced in Duelling

Raging Simp [ Is constantly fighting with frey twins on who gets to impress cassandra]

Quite tall [taller than the twins and enjoys rubbing it in their face]

Dislikes Ivy [wish he could pick her and toss her out of the window from the tallest tower. Reason is unknown.]

Goes to The Forbidden Forest often [I mean. For one, he wants to practice his spells without sending another student to St. Mungos. Second, he wants to see a dragon. Third, breaking rules are funny]

Protective [He's a ladies man only to cassandra, literally but those fists and spells are gender neutral to his rivals if something happens to Woof]

Parental issues, yes.

Afraid of bugs [will set the room on fire if necessary]

Wears Leather Jacket 24/7 [school uniform ugly]

METAL [he has the vocal point for it, screaming is his talent]

Name: Lan Qi

Alias: Woof

BoD:??? [1997]

Blood Status: Pure-Blood

House: Hufflepuff

Wand: Ash wood, 13 3/4 inches, Dragon Heartstring

Best Subject: Charms

Worst Subject: Potions [Allergic to some ingredients / smell of potions]

Friends: Slythetin Gang, MC & some of the main casts(?)

Enemies: [Doesn't want any]

Other info:

Small & Short

Sleeps in Class [Mostly nocturnal]

Wears Mask [Dislikes her teeth, so she hid it]

Kinda Chill [Makes her an easy target to be bullied but she's used to it by that point]

Decent at duelling [sharp observation]

Ukelele nice :)

Lonely [despite her preference of being left alone, she still can't help but feel lonely

Always wear long sleeves [It's cold outside]

Broom surfing nice :)

Friendly [Though she doesn't go out to make friends, she doesn't mind others wanting to do the same for her.]

Goes to the Forbidden Forest often [Huh, for what? it's not like she can collect potions ingredients or practice burning acromantulas. She doesn't like taking care of magical creatures either. Sure you can say she probably only wants to accompany Bark, but they go there on different times.]

Height Difference

Backstory

Most of the contents about their past life are currently unknown, as they avoid sharing their personal life. Though, Bark constantly complains about how relieved he felt to 'not share bed with other children', solidifying the idea both siblings used to be in an orphange. He also appears to have gotten his eyebrow scar from a 'fight' while he was exploring the woods right before starting Hogwarts.

Current Story

While their existence don't change much of the plotline, MC and the casts will have to deal with another Slytherin twat for the time being. Bark, being the most aggressive out of the three, probably starts more fights and arguments. Although he doesn't win in most of them, they should still keep an eye out on him, as quoted by his sister.

Woof in the first few years mostly lurks around behind, considering she doesn't have much to do with the events happening in the current plotline. She appears in a few class sessions with MC, but it's only her sleeping in most of them. They might bump into her while exploring the Forbidden Forest, but she'll excuse herself to continue whatever she was doing before interrupted.

Profile content will change as the canon story progresses.

#hpma #harry potter magic awakened #magic awakened #hpma oc #bark is just your typical 2000s bully #woof is uhm #shes just :3 #but hiii i finally finished their profile #i can draw interactions with other ocs now :) /j

[xxalphaclownxx]

noahvember day 5 - fake dating

uhm ages ago i saw an alenoaheather post abt this scenario- so pls thank @solaiurm for this art like holy shit u r a fucking innovator my friend

#woof gin’s art meow #alenoah #neather #noaheather #uhm what is the heather x noah ship name? #oop- #alenoaheather #god i love them #my ships r usually my favourite characters smooshed together with love #they should all hold hands in a circle #total drama #tdi #tdwt #alejandro burromuerto #noah td #heather td #love em #noahvember #noahvember2023 #oop #i forgor aleheather #aleheather #tee hee #edit: #i finally know the heather x noah ship name #noather #WOOOO

[not-so-rosyyy]

WAIT, pookie🧸 came back!!!

#the outfit is uhm... let's not talk about it #but he looks good!! #i'm barking woof woof #okay z next!!!

[acoraxia]

This is very random but oh well- I had a dream where your Erlang was my history teacher 💀. AND THERE WERE GIRLS IN MY CLASS WHO THOUGHT HE WAS HOT- I didn’t even know how my brain comes up with this stuff honestly-

but Erlang was pretty chill the whole period he just let us do our work kinda boring dream but definitely going to remember this one.

i mean…… yeah aight

i’ll bite

#lego monkie kid #woof loupen #lmk erlang shen #erlang shen #art stuff #UHM AHAHAJSKMXS #THATS SUCH A DREAM #hes so teacher coded ur right #hes one bad day away from retirement

[secretkittywolf]

I don't play HSR but DAMN! Aventurine is sooooooo hot~

(Hoyoverse why?!)

Why is he so hot?!

I'm disappointed that I don't have access to this game. I have a shitty laptop, it's non existent on my phone and I don't own a PS5

*simping like mad*

Why did Hoyoverse make him look so hot?! It's absolutely destroying me!

Not simping! Not simping! Not simping! Not-

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! That smile!

*going feral* I HAVE TO HAVE HIM!!!!

#hsr aventurine #aventurine #growls #bark bark #barking #woof #woof woof woof #holy fuck #bark bark bark #want him #so damn hot #look at him #grrrr bark bark #grrrr bark woof #uhm #im so normal

[sunnydayaoe]

The uhm.. last two I might redraw.. .ater later later

#chonny jash #chonny's charming chaos compendium #cccc mind #cccc heart #cccc soul #cj mind #cj heart #cj soul #I actually think mind likes his clown fit but I couldn't Not. loe putting him into situations #sorry if it's hard to tell who's who. I designed them mostly independent from other fan works... #and I REFUSE to draw them in like. suits and hoodies. I'll go evil and kill god before I make that my final design. #[did see uhm opalthething ? but I tried not to take much... only the soul being split w/ the red line] #[saw their art before I finished the album. to get... matching pfps w/ my one'a my bestfriends n my partner] #kys joke #suicide mention #kys mention #suicide joke #woof... #jbird's art

[urleoo]

tryna explain my 13 y/o sister what bark like u want it means….save me

#“so uhm it’s a song title” #She saw it in one of my shirts I got for me & my girlfriend #(self promo valentino hire me one says bark like u want it and the other says woof. U could never reach my level mcqueen) #and won’t leave me alone

[catboyrome]

i do not like dpr fans

#.txt #you guys are truly intolerable #i mean. fans of anything can be insufferable but personally #i have a special kind of deep seated hatred #for the type of behavior they exhibit #the combo of ignoring someones humanity bc of physical appearance #the preying on the vulnerable for ur own personal gain #the lack of basic compassion and respect for another person #aND the fact that they have exposed me to how ppl rly see mental health/disorders bc hey uhm wtf #the objectification??? #the projection the treating him like a savior and ignoring that he says its crushing him #the fact that he spells everything out and they ignore it for ‘woof woof bark bark’

[str33tl4mp-c0ckt41l]

:<

i got a wisdom toof out today MY MOUTH HURTS SO BAD I HATE THIS AUHGHHGGH anyways my duelsona ref just dropped with the most yugioh name i could think of

they are super super super self indulgent but thats ok im having fun

#duelsona #yugioh oc #bakura yugioh is so bbg #uhm #woof #i think if i ever have to get a needle again i will quite litterally mind crush myself #✰yugitastic✰

[g0reoz]

did i ever tell u guys abt the fact that i just Didn't Fuckin Know How Sparking Beys Worked, never finished the anime, never like. Had Any of them. etc. so then when i opened up the zest achilles box n stuff i spent a solid 5 minutes staring at hollow ragnaruk like "what the fuck. what the fuck what the fuck wh"

#fun time! i also nearly forgot sparking was even a thing 😵‍💫 #so i just kinda sat there like. uhhh um. uhm. ok. #.woof. #beyburst

[xxalphaclownxx]

oh god why did these take so long, anyway-

noaheathers ur duncney and nemma 😘

uhm if i was cooking up an au (another one 🙄) where the love triangle never happens and the main drama was between noah and heather, would any of y’all be interested?

original images!!

#woof gin’s art meow #total drama edit #screencap edit #total drama #total drama world tour #tdwt #total drama presents: the ridonculous race #tdrr #total drama ridonculous race #noaheather #duncney #nemma #oh man i love both those ships #amd noaheather #they r my emotional support straight ppl #uhm pls if ur interested in my au idea brain fuck pls let me know #it’s going round my brain like one of those spinning hotdog machines #i know what im on about #do you? 🤨🤨🫵

[eraserheadadult]

this was just me thinking some Thoughts about how i wanna draw harrow at different stages in the books. spot the imposter

(top right is my Standard Harrow. at the “doesnt bother maintaining her buzzcut while theyre at canaan house” stage)

#woof #trash can #forgot to include mini mullet harrow which is what she looks like for uhm (checks my notes) almost the entirety of book 2

[acoraxia]

anyways new animatic soon

'when a puppeteer meets a god' my brain said and i obliged ✨

#woof loupen #look to the ppl who've been asking for shadowpech animatic (me) uhm #here we go! boy savior/requiem au shadowpech hahahaha #swk about to curse this mfer #pls note this is not in timeline order and i probably will NOT do another story after boy savior so all you get are animatics and vague art #yippeeee #ok

[houndfaker]

cataclysm

#uhm. like. woof woof yknow #ocs #quinn ocs #roos #quinn moment #quinn drawings

[chinacatmoonflower]

this whole ass grown ass man really left his wife because of me. huh.

#learned this two weeks ago now and. it is processing slowwww baby. woof. #no i do not identify as a home wrecker at all this dude is just a serious trip man. this venus retrograde is bonkers. #but fr how do you just walk around with this information. i have no one really to talk to about it but my journal and guitar. #*want to clarify this is in no way a flex just uhm strange and bizarre and i feel like a child most of the time.

[barkwoofbarkwoofbark]

Well if it makes you feel useful, puppy, then I guess I can boss you around and humiliate you for my amusement.

I want you to hump your pillow nice and desperate with your tongue out, whining and panting as you drool down your chin and chest at the thought of my hands on your sensitive body and my teeth marking up your skin.

Bonus points if you have a clothespin in the house somewhere and wear it on your tongue.

Now say thank you like a good dog, and be grateful I know you don’t have much privacy and so I can’t in good conscience make my permission to touch conditional on you barking like a braindead mutt in heat 🖤

jfkghfkjjhkdhfghh thank you for this, anon! <3

sadly i didnt see it before i left for work but thankfully i saw it now,, aafter a long day and im alone... <3 of course i have clothespins here! im a painslut what do you expect? i think im gonna make my pillow damp already just from how much i love being humiliated like this,, barking and drooling while humping

#Anonymous #wrruff woof!!! i love you black heart anon #you can uhm uh... hides my face... you can humiliate me i like it when you do