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I did it. We’re the Alpha Team now. bros for life.

(he threatened to take the jacket off the second I took off mine so I guess I’m stuck now.)

#Disco Elysium #Kim Kitsuragi #kimharry #harrykim #just two totally straight partners solving crime #wearing matching leather jackets

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HOLY SHIT

CHRISTMASH CAME EARLY FOR ME. THANK YOU ZAUM FOR THIS UPDATE!!!  I AM GONNA SHIT MY PANTS.

#Disco Elysium #Kim Kitsuragi #I AM GONNA PEE MYSELF. #I found the gurdi ball thing yesterday before i knew about the update #what THE FUCK GAME #I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH

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So I was trying to hook my boy Kim up with Speedfreaks Merch but he for some reason felt like I should have them. Man. The guy struggles to accept any of my love and generocity. He didn’t want my Pissf****t jacket OR these “sweet” shoes. 

#disco elysium #why will you not accept my love kim #HDB #kim kitsuragi #I just want you to hold my hand kim please-

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So like, is there a word for when I play the entire game talking as if I have been married to Kim for a decade and Kim magically never has the chance / is fast enough to correct it and the entirety of Martinease assumes we’re in love? 

#disco elysium #harry du bois #HDB #Kim Kitsuragi #with my new Massive Net Worth #i will be a sugar daddy for Kim #i will buy him 100 Kinemaas and many spinners #im on playthrough 6 and going for a High Score on my Good Boy points

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The first time I played the game there was a bug when I woke up in the fishing village, Kim wasn’t there in the morning and I had a small nervous breakdown and sprinted to the Whirling looking for my Emotional Support collegue/ Reason To Live long & Sober / Emotional Anchor / The Good Cop to my Dumb Cop. He loaded in behind me like a freak the second I entered the Whirling. 

#HDB #kim kitsuragi #disco elysium #kimharry #harrykim #harry du bois #he picked my gross broken body off the street at midnight and hydrated me #after having a mental breakdown about apricots #Kim is the truest MVP

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In my playthrough, Harry had 2 modes: “Horrifying fashion disaster cop” or “Leather Biker Daddy for Kim”  Disco Elysium from Kim’s point of view is a survival Horror Rom com.

#disco elysium #kimharry #harrykim #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #Disco elysium is a really fun dress up game #please play disco elysium its so good #homosexual-underground #is strong with this one

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for your consideration:

Jon: “since you gave me a statement about Jane Prentiss. Do i haunt your dreams as well? Do you suffer from the watcher’s gaze every night like everyone else that hates me?”  Martin: “Not.... Not really.. I mean... kinda?” Jon: so... You have the nightmares?  Martin: I don’t know if I could count them as nightmares? Because you’re there. With me.   Jon: ... oh. 

#jonmartin #jmart #TMA #tma jonmartin #Jon was always in his dreams even before it was a monster thing anyway. no change. #Martin is the only one who greets the Eldritch avatar of the Watcher with a : Hi Jon!

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wait a second... is Martin a fellow monsterfucker I-

#tma #martin blackwood #i saw someone say it and yeah i mean jon is technically a monster-

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ok but have we considered this funky fresh angle: The Beholding has fallen in love with Maaaahtin. Martin fed it when John was out of it, and he does speak so very softly to the tape recorder. 

#tma jonmartin #jonmartin #TMA #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #idk man thats relatable imo #if martin spoke to me like he does the tapes id be down too

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I didn’t sign up for this, I just thought the creepypasta library man with the nice voice was fun I-

#I'm not ok #i just finished ep 162 #tma #the magnus archives #help. I think the fear of ficitional characters suffering is my Patron and I don't wanna feed it my boys anymore #i shouldn't have listened to 100 episodes in a week maybe

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my working theory is that Jon has never instigated a single conversation in his entire life. 

#how's the poetry #jonmartin #im at episode 148 #i have like 500 emotions #tma #the magnus archives

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I just think they’re neat. 

#the magnus archive fanart #tma #jonmartin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood

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for class

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Asexuals are not naïve children.

We know what sex is, we know how to have safe sex, we know about BDSM.

Some of us like porn, some don’t.

Some of us hate sex, some of us like sex, some of us just don’t care. Some of us would never have sex, some of us have a lot of sex, some have a bit of sex.

Some of us have kinks, some of us don’t.

Just because we don’t experience sexual attraction doesn’t mean we know nothing about sex. Just because some of us are repulsed by sex doesn’t mean you get to treat us like we don’t know shit.

Don’t infantilize asexuals, we’re not “innocent kids that don’t know where babies come from uwu”. Infantilization is acephobia.

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ITS PIKACHUU!

Collab TMNT2018 fan animation with @kim-my-art, keyframes by kim-my-art, background/in-betweens/audio sync by icepalette Audio from this vine We thought it sounded like Donnie when he yells. Nickelodeon’s Rise of the TMNT is such a gift. Watch this animation on YouTube here

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Animation smears lecture from Chapter 3 or FULL VERSION of my Complete Introduction to 2D Animation which you can find on https://gumroad.com/stringbing

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honestly this looks stupid without context but this is one of the most underrated heartbreaking scenes in one piece. they want to grief about their mother’s death who just got shot right in front of them but they’re also trying to prevent their little sister from being agitated because it calls out the sea monsters when she screams and it could destroy their whole island and bitch im still sad thinking ABOUT THIS