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p0ssywhippedcream · 1 year

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Will your L say “fuck” again please? 🥺🤭

broooooo imagining him on top of you in a dark room, you can barely see so you’re relying completely on feeling and he’s huffing right into your ear little sighs and whimpers.

his arms are shaking, elbows bucking as he holds his weight up and gets exercise for the first time in weeks. he’s exhausted, sweaty and a little thirsty but your hushed moans and the feel of your legs wrapped around his waist keeps him going.

he’s panting, probably embarrassingly like a dog and he would care about it, but holy shit the way you feel around him is occupying all his mind space. he pumps into you again, with a stupid little choked noise and your fingers tighten around his arms.

his thrusts are more of tight shoves, he only ever gets about an inch or so out before he’s diving back in with a gasp.

then as he’s getting closer and you’re both getting hotter and hotter, his lips are right on your ear and his cheek against yours when he cries out a high pitched “Fuck!”

his hips rock like a ship in unruly waves, his hair sticks to his forehead and his entire body shivers as he cums inside you. your stoic boyfriend murmurs a few more cuss words as he comes down from his high. he’ll probably feel pathetic tomorrow but right now, with your legs pulling his hardening cock back in and your eager grin, L can’t find it in him to care.

but he does find it in him to whisper out another “Fuck…” as he’s enveloped in your warmth again.

#woah what happened here #this spiraled quickly #i’m too tired to capitalize deal with it #oph.posts #oph.thoughts #oph.anons #l lawliet x reader #l x reader #oph.asks #l lawliet x reader smut #oph.quickies

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mayonnaisethepotato · 5 months

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i want to know everything. But not to be at the top of my class. Or win a Nobel award

I want to know everything but not to nail every joke or win every prize

I want to know everything I want to know what exactly is going on in the world I want to know what happened in world war 1 I want to know what everyone is thinking

I want to know everything I want to know how my body and brain works. I want to know how the music industry thrives I want to know how flowers grow and fae fly

I want to know everything. I want to know why that train crashed I want to know why I said that I want to know why that goddamn apple fell on newton

If I knew everything I would have known not to try so hard I would have known to burn that piece of paper I would have known she's no good and that good things don't happen for nothing

#Woah what happened here #I found this in my drafts #Maya shitposts

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synthetic-rust · 4 months

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What they don’t tell you about autism is that it feels like you’re simultaneously one step outside of reality yet two steps too far into it at all times

#chatter #salt grain thoughts #autism #I truly don’t know what I’m explaining here #but this is what I feel like constantly when I’m inferacing with the world #too far away from it yet also too inmeshed in it at the same time #like I react to things with a weird sense of almost astonishment like I’m experiencing everything fresh for the first time every time #(I don’t literally go ‘woah’ or anything but the intensity of the thing never changes)#which can either be good or like most times overwhelming #it’s probably why I keep myself so zoned out a lot of time #…#might just be a me thing but this feels quite connected to how my brain works I guess #feels like my head is just never goddamn prepared to experience anything at all #which lends to the whole needing control over your environment thing with autism #gotta have some sort of expectation and consistency happening or else your nervous system might shit itself

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jazzy-a · 8 months

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I've been rewatching TMNT 2K12, and, um...

I'm sorry, but-

WHY THE F*CK DID MIKEY SUGGEST THIS PLACE TO FIGHT TIGERCLAW!??

Look at that! It's straight up like something out of Saw or Amnesia! It's horrifying! A TABLE SAW? SRSLY? WHY DID SWEET MICHELANGELO SUGGEST THIS!? WHY DID HE KNOW ABOUT IT!?

And HOW... HOW DID THIS LOCATION HELP THEM!!!???

#Teenage mutant ninja turtles #TMNT 2K12 #TMNT 2012 #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt raphael #tmnt leonardo #tmnt donatello #Tigerclaw #WHY DID THIS HAPPEN THO??#THEY GOT THEIR @SSES HANDED TO THEM SO WHAT WAS THE GAME PLAN?#MIKEY why was this location in your brain map? WHEN did you go here??#Like the other turtles clearly agreed with Mikey that this was a good location bc that's where they went but WHY #Pls someone answer this and I'll be eternally grateful #I was all like 'Woah! this place is CRAZY for a kid's show' and got caught up in the battle only to pause and remember Mikey suggests it #Mikey are you okay?? You got some secret murder tendencies bro?#Is that why you suggested a BUTCHER shop bc you were planning to straight up SLAUGHTER this feline?

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jester-pip · 15 days

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wdym.. I totally didn’t give in to the urge to draw humans again…

okay listen it’s because I saw an art style that I liked :P

(I kinda don’t like some of these drawings but 👍)

This might not last long, but I’m not making any promises.

[small edit: I suck at drawing lighters, and I know that :D]

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lisxdumbr · 22 days

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The whole "if a person is mad at you it's their responsibility to tell you" thing just made me realize how fucked my situation is. Like just. woah

#who wants to hesr the story of how I lost my irl friends recently (you will I'm spitting everything right now)#anyway so last year one day one of my friends decided to randomly backstab me and she started talking behind my back #and yeah this all made me mad because?? what the fuck #she started talking and revealing stuff that i had confide to her to other people and they slowly started drifting from me #BUt the thing here is that she was manipulating the story. she changed it every time she told stuff to people to make me look bad #i heard one of the things she said about me once and i was like ?? she even make me dislike me in her version which like woa #anyway I didn't understand why she did that because it was ? so random? and then she started ignoring me and has not talked to me ever since #the thing is. she apparently didn't have enough with just doing that. she slowly started to rot my other friends' brains too?#in the sense that. suddenly the rest of my group was ignoring me too. they never said anything to me. or stated that they had a problem #they just ignored me in my face? and yeah that. hurt #recently i found thanks to a third party that one of them decided to stop talking to me because apparently i had hurt her uncountable times #and she was just soo sick and tired of me doing that. which. honestly made me mad because she did not ever express that to me?? so #what was i supposed to do. if she never said anything.#anyway one of my friends confronted her about the treatment they were giving to me. the whole exclusion thing. and her answer was-#”well it's not my fault that she doesn't have more friends and doesn't talk to people”#and i was like. woah. what a poor reply. is that really it.. also apparently they all had agree to stop talking to me as a group-#-and they never informed me so. thank you?#and I'm still here asking what i did to that ex friend of mine. later on i found out she had hooked up with the guy i used to like btw #and she kept it secret. oh and then i started dating my current partner ! person she also felt attracted to. and that's my only explanation.#she started gossiping after what happened with the first guy. so that's really everything that comes to mind as a reason #ANYWAY now that i was at the hospital i didn't receive a single text from any of them. so i guess that was it. people who don't care-#-like that are not friends. those people are not my friends. people who ignore me on purpose and gossip like that are not. my friends #so yeah that's why I've been feeling down lately but ! here I am i ended up ranting so. much #rant #vent #?#woah i actually feel so much better after spitting it all #I'm also following that sour grape advice btw I'm not giving them the privilege of cutting me out. I'M the one who dislikes them now

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stillbreathing-aer · 2 months

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watching the three of them walk away to do some friendly sparring, "Heh.. my boys." it had been too long.

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eebie · 2 months

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thinking about the future . . . .

#after scad then what ..?#hm #tarsier studios in sweden. ans also my wife #ive been thinking about tarsier for a while Because like last year i saw they were lioking for employees #and i learned thst apparently the video game industry is big over there #dream life finish studies in US get experience marry my wife find job and live joyously ^^#it cluld take a while But id be willing😤😤😤😤what is 6 years even #ill only be like 25 in 6 years #the time will pass anyways #woah u can get a residence permit 4 cohabitation over there #fhats so cool #id have 2 do sooo much research #thinking ou loud here dont mind me.^_^.#who lnows whats ganna happen

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breaddo · 2 months

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actually buddo wait if you're curious about the pamela prati thing there's an italian youtuber that did an actual multiple parts ( I think 3 parts) extensive retalling of the story (and also mentions the theories) by the name of Iris Babilonia, she's great

I ❤️ LONG YOUTUBER VIDEO ESSAYS ABOUT WEIRD DRAMA AND BAD PEOPLE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

looked up her channel and i will DEFINITELY take a look if not just also for language practice reasons. it'll be fun to see how up to par my italian is for those 2hr videos ! thank you :]!!

#but yeah i AM like woah. what happened here.#i will find some time when i will not completely zone out #ask #the-evil-pizza

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c-119 · 1 year

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Do you think Maru pranks the team sometimes by giving them scented air filters

#planes: fire and rescue #planes 2 #disney planes #maru #my thoughts #Blade has to get his filters replaced and the first time someone rolls by him they’re just like #okay.. who’s cooking sweets at 4 in the afternoon #and he’s like yeah!! we don’t even have vanilla #at some point drip is like woah! you smell good boss #and the jumpers are like BRO #that was outta pocket.. but you’re not wrong #Maru is just cackling to himself in his evil little mechanic lair #nyehehe kinda laugh #Of course Windy knows exactly what happened #he finds it funny though #Chief just goes around smelling like cookies for the longest time #‘who bought a new air refresher in here? I didn’t know we had that kind of budget’#you don’t. your chief got vanilla’d bro 😔#anyways yeah that’s my thought of the week #toodles #see u next month besties

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manwithoutaspleen · 5 months

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I’ve noticed lately that when i reach out for connection and help and I get it my first thought is “this is like a movie.” Like first when I came out as trans and everyone was really nice and supportive, and now with fundraising for Ed’s surgery and like. Actually getting some funds and friends being so active in supporting us??

Like I genuinely didn’t think this happened in real life. And like I guess I should have because I have done these things, I have reached out kindly to people in my near orbit and I’ve donated to people, but like. I guess I just didn’t think those things could happen for me?

#it’s sad but also like #woah wait. maybe I am capable of being loved and cared for exactly as I am right now #what’s happening here

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titlishu · 5 months

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such whiplash to me to see myself go from identifying as bisexual then as aceflux then as demisexual and now finally as aroace. i had the whole spectrum

#like its so weird that some of the people that followed me have been here since the beginning #like although i dont talk alot to you huys its so....like woah that happened within almost five years now #yk what. im proid of myself for this #for taking my time figuring it out #i dont know what im going to be tomorrow and what'll influence me to think a certain way and yk what! im hopeful for the change!#titli tag #ishworry

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jimiyoong · 1 year

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my old account got deleted and i have been trying to find for sooo long and now i finally did 😭 we miss you so much, i hope you’ll come back again one day 🥲

Um first hii?! 🫣 You have no idea how surprised I was to see I got an ask on tumblr, especially after I read what you wrote 😭 I'm late a few days but I couldn't not answer. Thank you for this nice message, it made me happy that you thought of me! 🫶🫶

#woah feels kinda weird answering sth on tumblr after so long #honestly idk what to say about coming back here again 😅#tumblr kinda lost its spark it not that interesting anymore i guess #it's*#im definitely more on twt now 😅#but who knows anything can happen!!#melodyrosierrr #reply

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hershelwidget · 10 months

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I told you I was gonna do it

Very rough sketches of this silly silly family. I don't think about it enough so this weekend I WILL be thinking about it and my Braincells will just have to DEAL WITH IT

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Dime is like a dog toy in the sense you can squish him and he'll squeak and all dogs within a 20 kilometre radius will hear him and charge straight to his location and maul him affectionately

#jack skellington #sally finkelstein #dimentio #dimentio rebirth au #here's dime's origin story in the tags because i CAN *cracks knuckles*#a somewhat broken dimentio mask manifested rather slowly in the pumpkin patch and jack was nearby when it finished #and then jack SAW the mask and was like ''oooo???'' and picked it up and brought it home #as soon as it was inside it shot right out of his hands and just. poofed out of there (went to dimension d)#jack didn't see that mask again until a week later there's this little knock on his door and he opens it and WOAH #there's a fuckin!! little guy there!! wearing the mask!! made of purple and yellow fabrics and golden gems!!#(what happened was dime got the fabrics from dimentio and trained for a week with the new body)#the little guy introduced himself as dime and thanked jack for activating him and also said sorry for disappearing #and thats dime's origin story!!! but wait! why is he jack's son???#something something jack (who technically is still a dimensional warper) both recognized dime somewhat and also his fatherly instincts #kept kicking in HARD whenever dime did something that only a bumbling confused child could do. lmao #those two.. AND sally & zero got very attached to the thing really quickly and jack eventually went ''fuck it'' and formally adopted him :)#Ok that's it !!! byebye

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rashfordian · 9 months

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oh forgot to mention. friday! anthony (spelled like this yes!) talked to me when i was waiting for my bus. we talked about what we were doing over the weekend (he's going to VA Beach!), the type of movies he liked (ACTION!!!! comedy), and the music genre he likes (70S-80S ROCK & COUNTRY.) -- i told my little jokes again. teased his cowboy boots (he laughed and it was so nice !!!). i told him i had to go and we wished each other a good weekend.

#sweet guy!#however i remember back in school he was a (14) freshmen dating a senior. which i always thought was weird!!! bc her fuck ass was so weird.#n he told me hes still talking to her......... ....... anthony man Cmon ...#but ofc. none of my business now.#heres my anthony update. hes so cool n i think hes funny. we make faces at each other when weird stuff in class happens <3 #rashfordian #k might fr go to sleep now im just ☺️☺️☺️ woah what a day.#i waited 2 and a half years .... i did it in 3 days. never back down never wha6 #IM BACK INTO HER LIFE 🫂🫂🫂

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todayisafridaynight · 10 months

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if I may add my two cents I think sawashiro would have a mienshao

i do think he'd look great with a mienshao i think you're cookin somethin

#snap chats #tho when i say it 'mienshao' makes me think of zhao... unsurprisingly..#PLEEAAASSEE who wanna make a zhao team with me ft all the deadly beast animals #help what animals are in his essence attack #snake mantis...... tiger ?? AND DRAGON last one dragon #hmmmmm.... there actually arent tiger pokemon when i think of it... woah.... illegal...#i mean i GUESS incineroar counts... aww..... him an his lil litten...#i have accidentally made this post about zhao something i never thought would happen #SINCE IM HERE THO NO WHAT IF HE HAD A BONSLEY #cryng.. i got two shiny bonsleys in arceus i love em sm..#i got a stupid amount of shinies in that game good god.. my fave is my shiny teddiursa named matcha :)#teddiursa been my fave since gales of darkness... silly lil guy i love sm... ok ive gone on long nuff BYE

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