#wish i was joking

[ungaroyals]

Ok but like what am I supposed to do when yr ends. This show has become 99% of my personality.

#wish I was joking #this is a legit concern #young royals

[josibunn]

kind of controversial but I keep rewatching kappa edits and the part where he sniffs real crazy and pulls out the gun? that and his stare alone could convince me he does coke

#wish I was joking #not turned off tho #rory culkin #rory culkin smut #kappa black mirror #kappa smut #kappa prompt

[antbitez]

#adam faulkner stanheight #adam stanheight #leigh whannell #saw #saw 2004 #art #my art #do not know if i like this or not but #i spent like an hour drawing the spiky bubbles #wish i was joking #goodbye

[seo-changbinnies]

gifs of my sunshine (114/∞)

#stray kids #felix #lee felix #felixleenet #createskz #bystay #staysource #jypartists #malegroupsnet #yongbok #lee yongbok #stray kids gifs #stray kids felix #my.gifs #mysunshine #meant to post this earlier this morning but my boss instead wanted to have a 45 min conversation with me about russia #wish i was joking

[dsmsix]

Book titled “I.A. GONCHAROV” in a box on the street. Paris, 2023

#wish I was joking #I had to take a pic #dared not to open #gonchorov #gonchposting #get gonched #katya goncharov #op

[miredball]

btw when I make these social media edits im doing it in a sociological inquiry media analysis/marshall mcluhan media as extension of man theory kind of way…im conducting participant observation as I both watch the show and spend time in these fan spaces which makes the fake ig posts the product of my ethnographic research this is all actually part of an anthropological project that asks what would blorbo in this cultural context do if he could post and how has the blorbo’s posting behaviour shifted over time

#wish i was joking #social media au

[sunlitsoil]

unrequited love hurts, but the presence of love is beautiful in itself. i know the universe has better things in store for me and i will be gentle to myself

#hopecore #the presence of love is beautiful in itself #webweaving #unrequited love #vent #lovecore #thinking about the fact i told him all the things i adore about him whilst drunk #wish i was joking

[mayaisgone]

vision board 💋💋

my new dieting plan for the rest of this week:

💕- protein shake for breakfast

💕- one small smack or NOTHING for lunch

💞- no dinner

#th1nspø #34t1ng d1s0rd3r #wish i was thin #wish i was joking #obesity #unhealthy diet #tw skipping meals #3d diet #4n4blr

[literarydesire]

Found out I'm descended from a guy who bailed on his own public execution to go have an orgy in Switzerland instead and now everything makes so much more sense

#wish i was joking #fuck getting the guillotine i wanna lay massive pipe #chaotic academia

[vixxensvoid]

THE WAY you would say something treacherous about this pic. you would like it tho 🥰

*laughs in my pitch black room that’s in the basement, where it’s constantly cold like a cave…*

insult his work, call him names, make him cry, push him down to the ground and beg for you to not expose him, step on him, tell him to shut the fuck up, make him sob, slap him, break his fucking glasses so he’s a blind bitch following you like a dog when you drag him by his collar, ruin him. And that’s not even the start, that’s the first day we meet. It WILL get worse for him. Trust.

I can’t say the rest cuz I’ll be banned 💀 LIKE HOW I GOT BANNED ON TWT

#I’m not even joking lmfao that’s how my room is lol #I live in a cave 💀 #wish i was joking #vixx!asks #HELP HAYDEN SEX DUNGEON TORTURE… YES… #stephen glass #I will ruin him #WILL. #That’s a promise #This isn’t even what I WANNA say #Just what I can without being banned

[dollie-ollie]

so i have a type of synesthesia where numbers have personalities or “vibes” and it’s always stayed consistent, up until about 3 days ago. i have NO clue how this happened but suddenly my brain went from seeing 4 as and edgy teen who is actually super nice (very specific i know) to JERMA. like in my head now i see 4 as a fucking streamer. literally the other day i was doing math and had to subtract 4 from 5, and usually when i do math like this my brain comes up with interactions between the numbers. when i did the subtraction i automatically imagined 4 saying “no chat i’m NOT going to subtract from 5”

i don’t know what to make with my situation but ig i am now stuck seeing the number 4 as jerma for however long this curse lasts.

#mentally ill #gay #jerma #synesthesia #math #school #wish i was joking

[sportsthoughts]

ok I’m going back to sleep now but in true superstitious Sidney Crosby fashion I have stuffed the lucky pens hoodie under my pillow

#wish I was joking #will finish watching tomorrow morning and gif that moment of Sid on the bench because that was a lovely expression #send me timestamps if you want any other gifs and I will gladly oblige #good luck pens friends xoxo #pens lb

[heir-less]

Yuck! What a mess!!!

#all i have to say is that kp might have the worst PR team in modern history #wish i was joking

[lovewilltellamillionstories]

I got two degrees since the last release of bridgerton 🤠

#bridgerton #wish i was joking #was in my last of uni - since graduated that and also graduated my masters #sorry ill stop being bitter #polin #netflix

[greencheekconure27]

Is writing a master thesis supposed to make you want to die?

#personal #wish i was joking #uni stuff #it's a month and a half until deadline why can't i fucking do this #just kill me already

[sinsandsweetness]

I’ll know I’ve found my soulmate when they can make me come with their tongue. Until that day… guess it’s just me and my rose😫

#wish I was joking