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bitterkarella · 3 days

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Midnight Pals: The First Omen

Arkasha Stevenson: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the first omen Stevenson: things about to get real catholic here William Peter Blatty: yes.. ha ha YES!! Stevenson: and even more italian Lovecraft: Lovecraft: oh uh i don't like that

Stevenson: it's about a moribund religious institution forcing a woman to carry a baby against her will set against the political violence of the years of lead Alex Garland: why you hafta get all political Garland: why can't people just make nice films anymore

Stevenson: see the thing about my film is Stevenson: it engages with the moment Garland: oh but i prefer a film that doesn't engage with the moment Garland: hey has anyone here seen adam sandler's you don't mess with the zohan? what a tour de force!! [chef's kiss]

Stevenson: so this american woman goes to rome to become a nun Stevenson: but what she doesn't realize Stevenson: is how incredibly italian everything will be Stevenson: and also its the 70s, which is statistically speaking, the MOST italian time period

Stevenson: like things are SO italian Lovecraft: [sweats] they can't be THAT italian, right? i mean, it's just Lovecraft: just a little bit italian right?? Lovecraft: right??? Stevenson: it's smoking nuns level italian Lovecraft: [sweating intensifies]

Stevenson: but even better, so catholic William Peter Blatty: yes, yes, i like it! Stevenson: there's gonna be this one irish priest- Blatty: that's me Blatty: that guy is me Stevenson: and his accent is SO thick Blatty: that's my OC now

Stevenson: you know what the omen really needed, though? Stevenson: hot hot devil sex Barker: that is true Barker: the omen DID have a severe lack of devil sex Barker: i noticed that when i watched it, kind of a glaring oversight actually

Stevenson: well, don't worry Stevenson: we rectify that in this version Stevenson: we're gonna flash the devil's dick Blatty: whoa you can't flash the devil's dick! Barker: yeah, that's right, you really need to linger Barker: we all want a good look at that

Barker: like, how are we supposed to see anything when you flash it so fast? Frank Belknap Long: oh it's nothing special, it's just a bad dragon model 57a Willowtongue ® the Ent, 2017 Alt-Porn award winner Barker:

Stevenson: now we are retconning a few things about the omen Stevenson: for example, this time damien has a mom Stevenson: instead of being birthed by a dog Barker: oh but that was dean's favorite part Dean Koontz: i wish my mom was a dog :( Barker: kid just really loves dogs

#midnight pals #the midnight society #midnight society #clive barker #dean koontz #william peter blatty #alex garland #frank belknap long #arkasha stevenson

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fanofspooky · 5 months

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unnpunishable · 9 months

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the exorcist iii, 1990 (dir. william peter blatty)

#the exorcist iii #filmedit #horroredit #william peter blatty #esoterica #witchcraft #paganism

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classichorrorblog · 1 year

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The Exorcist III (1990) - Directed by William Peter Blatty

#Horror #Filmedit #Horroredit #The Exorcist III #William Peter Blatty #George C. Scott #Brad Dourif #Jason Miller #Nicol Williamson #CHB #1990 #90s #The Exorcist 3

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esqueletosgays · 7 months

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THE EXORCIST III (1990)

Director: William Peter Blatty Cinematography: Garry Fisher

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texaschainsawmascara · 3 months

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Saint Maud / STAY - The Kid LAROI / bury a friend - Billie Eilish / The Exorcist / The Last Exorcism Part II

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caapsart · 2 months

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watched it for the 1st time ever. was expecting to be initiated into horror genre, instead got reminded that i love to torture myself with miserable characters needing whatever but not to be put in a battle w anything for the 100th time

#the exorcist 1973 #horror art #classic horror #character study #damien karras #father karras #film fanart #william peter blatty #regan macneil #we don't talk about pazuzu #cute fanart #sketch dump #what if scenario #au fanart #caapsart #artists on tumblr #is this fandom still alive #if so hello there

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aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman · 7 days

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The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty, 1971

#The Exorcist #William Peter Blatty #1970s #books

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kill-screen69 · 3 months

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#the exorcist #damien karras #william peter blatty

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brokehorrorfan · 11 months

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You've seen The Exorcist, but have you seen The Throw Up Girl? London 1888's parody shirt is available for $30.

#the exorcist #exorcist #horror #70s horror #1970s horror #london 1888 #shirt #gift #william friedkin #william peter blatty #linda blair #regan macneil #max von sydow #jason miller #ellen burstyn

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caracola-juan · 2 months

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Fleabag who? The original hot priest, Damien Karras.

#damien karras #damien #father karras #karrasdyer #karras #the exorcist #the exorcist 1973 #william peter blatty #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #70s

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bitterkarella · 1 month

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Midnight Pals: Fox Devils

Sam Richard: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the fox devils Richard: it's about this kid from a super religious family Richard: they don't even let him watch cartoons! Richard: [shaking head] they don't even let him watch cartoons.

Richard: his parents are so religious they think all pop culture is satanic William Peter Blatty: yes, yes Blatty: they're right you know Blatty: that's why i don't sully my brain with any non-catholic entertainment Blatty: the only thing i watch is pope speeches Blatty and Cars 2

Richard: his mother says "cartoons" are "a satanic playpen" and "tiny idols" Richard: and that he needs to be "a warrior for christ" Barker: why's she talk like that Richard: like what? Barker: like a zagat review

Richard: so one day his parents are at bible study Richard: so he decides to watch a forbidden cartoon Richard: his parents think that cartoons are satanic, you see Richard: turns out that they're right Blatty: i could have told you that

Richard: see, there's this cartoon Richard: where a bunch of punks finds a satanic grimoire King: wait, they put a satanic grimoire in a cartoon? Richard: yes Richard: really incredible the sort of things they put in cartoons these days Blatty: yeah this all scans

Richard: and then the kid finds that same satanic grimoire in his local library Richard: cuz it turns out this town he lives in Richard: is really cool

Richard: the kid summons all these little fox devils Richard: who follow him around and kill people Richard: just a bunch of little guys Richard: some real little birthday boys

Richard: but the important thing about these little fox demons Richard: if this was a movie Richard: we'd be talking some real wet puppets Roger Corman: yes Corman: YES

Richard: now the kid's gonna fuck up the evil town reverend Richard: but the reverend's not important Richard: what is important is these fox demons Richard: they are adorable Richard: you're gonna want one of your very own!

Corman: you know what would be great? Corman: what if they killed people in really comical ways Corman: like with a pogo stick or something Corman: and there could be like Corman: comical high-pitched chittering on the soundtrack Charles Band: i like the way roger thinks

#midnight pals #the midnight society #midnight society #stephen king #clive barker #sam richard #roger corman #charles band #william peter blatty

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angelobadalamenti · 1 year

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