#wife nandor

[beansprean]

I’ve read like 2 fics like this and I need 12 more

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1a. Nandor, facing the viewer and tenderly holding Guillermo’s left hand up in both of his. Guillermo’s back is primarily to the viewer and Nandor’s red stone pinkie ring is on his left ring finger. Nandor is smiling down at him brightly and asking, “So, you will be my wife?” Guillermo chuckles sort of incredulously, cheeks red, and replies “No, but I’ll be your husband.” 1b. Guillermo slides his arms around Nandor’s waist and pulls him close, kissing at his neck. Nandor links his arms around Guillermo’s shoulders to return the embrace, staring blankly ahead with a smaller smile, clearly taken aback, as he replies, “Oh! …Okay.”

2a. Close up of Nandor looking up into the distance with shining eyes and a silly smile growing on his face as his new fiancé smiles happily, face tucked into his throat. Nandor thinks to himself giddily, “I am the wife…” 2b. In Nandor’s imagination, he sees himself lounging on a chaise, draped in glittering gold bangles, chains, rings, and jewels, skin slick with oils, wearing nothing but pounds of jewelry and a sheer cloth pinned around his hips. One hand raised imperiously and one leg hoisted up, toes pointed, wife Nandor tilts his head back dramatically and calls, “Oh, husband! You have returned from battle! Bring me your penis immediately!” /end ID

#wwdits #nandermo #mlm #established relationship #wife nandor #what we do in the shadows fx #what we do in the shadows #my art #fanart #image described #oh you get the best engagement on tumblr at night oh you should post after 4pm WELL im bored at work at 11am sooo

[jay-wasstuff]

#thats his employee. it was never going to work out. :(( #LMFAOOO PLEASSEEE!!! i hope he joking because there is no way THAT is where the line is drawn with casual murder #and that dead wife ghost roomate adopted son storyline or whatever it was 😭😭 im still confused on that one ngll #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #nandor #guillermo #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless

[ruby-cloud]

  Once my familiar, also my bodyguard. Always my friend.

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #what we do in the shadows fanart #wwdits fanart #nandermo #nandor x guillermo #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandor #harvey guillen #harvey guillén #kayvan novak #THE PURE HOMOEROTISM OF THEIR FIGHT #I am feeling so many emotions about this moment I can't 😶😶😶 #imagine leaving your wife/bf to do THIS with your ''closest companion for 13 years'' hahahashaa😐haha😐😐😐i know what you are😐😐

[straw-terry]

"I wish for Marwa to like all the same things I like."  

#wwdits spoilers #fellas do u ever make a magic wish on ur wife that accidentally reveals ur repressed gay feelings #been going insane over this episode it wuz so goOD #marwa istg im gettin u outta there #wwdits #nandermo #guillermo de la cruz #marwa #nandor the relentless #what we do in the shadows

[gerandor]

#why are these two so oddly compatible 😭 #and look so cute together #look at nandor holding onto colin’s arm like hes a trophy wife or sth #but then in the second pic hes all serious and dark and mesmerizing #i wish i had a screenshot of colin/nandor hug #wwdits #nandor the relentless #colin robinson #whats the name of their ship #wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows

[kyrilu]

One of Nandor’s 37 wives that he brings back from the dead. He is very fascinated with Guillermo, and insists that he tell him stories about where he comes from and his upbringing. This makes Nandor uncomfortable, so he sends him back to the dead. 

i’m still mourning that there was a scene written in the 4x2 script where one of Nandor’s guywives tries to flirt with Guillermo, and Nandor was weird about it, but it got cut out

#wwdits leaks #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #wwdits thoughts #kyrilu: personal #the wife's name is omid & he instead showed up in the aired episode as 'ramy' the guy that nandor showed his coffin too #ok mostly i'm talking about this on tumblr because im begging people to make fanworks of omid/guillermo. #i need the fandom at large to care about this too i'm sorry #please....i can't shut up about this on discord but i need more ppl to know this

[vampireshmampire]

Nandor attempting to propose to Guillermo goes slightly sideways because he asks Guillermo to be his wife and Guillermo says he'd rather be Nandor's husband.

And there's back and forth arguing for a whole episode until finally Nandor relents agrees that Guillermo can be his husband.

And Guillermo talks about how Nandor has come to understand the differences in how gender and sexuality and marriage intersect in the modern day, blah blah changing worlds blah blah blah

And a season later, after the wedding Nandor introduces himself as Guillermo's wife.

#nandermo #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #wwdits season 4 spoilers #kinda. #nandor gives big guy wife energy idk what to tell you

[witchofthemidlands]

i should not have ordered that laszlo's witch hat sticker 😭

#I AM LOSING MY GOOD LADY WIFE & LASZLO 😭 #I AM LOSING THE SIRE & THE BARON 😭 #THE GUIDE JUST MADE IT TO THE MAIN CREDITS 😭😩 #i may never emotionally recover from this 😩 #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #the sire #baron afanas #the guide #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #colin robinson #what we do in the shadows #wwdits

[castieldelamancha]

watched good omens to cope with supernatural, tried watching our flag means death to cope with good omens, watching what we do in the shadows to cope with our flag means death right now I HAVE BEEN WRONG EVERY SINGLE TIME MY SOUL CAN'T FIND PEACE

#good omens #spn #our flag means death #ofmd #what we do in the shadows #me watching nandor's wife kiss guillermo because nandor wished for her to like all he likes: 👁️👄👁️ #i am alive btw just super busy and not doing well mentally so the usual 🥴

[wwditsbitchhh]

Sean referring to Guillermo as “Nandor’s boyfriend” will wake me up from a dead sleep in the best way possible sometimes

#wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nadja of antipaxos #lazlo cravensworth #nandermo #nadja my good lady wife #what we do in the shadows #nandor and his boyfriend #jackie daytona #sean rinaldi #cute #i ship these two so hard

[beansprean]

I'm not really on tumblr anymore, but I saw your wife Nandor comic & read the wife Nandor fics & had to write something myself!! Your art is so cute & I love how you draw Nandor as a guywife!!! Idk if the link will work in an ask, but it's called My Good Gentleman Wife :')

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42694668#main

AAAAA 🔥🔥🔥

you have no idea the HUGE GRIN that was on my face when I saw this ask djsjsjsjsj it was literally this:

This fic is SO CUTE BTW y'all check it out for guywife goodness:

#and let this be an EXAMPLE TO YOU ALL #TO SEND ME ANY AND ALL GUYWIFE CONTENT PLS AND THANK YOU #fic rec #wife nandor #id in alt #nandermo #wwdits

[asimplelobsterhat]

When Nandor is talking about having a wife to share all of his treasures from Al Qolnidar and at that exact moment the camera pans to Guillermo entering his secret room and immediately coming down the stairs to look at all of the cool shit on the table

#i can’t cope #Nandor literally resurrected all 37 of his wives just to find one he wanted to marry when his 38th wife was right there the whole time 😭 #I love Nandor but he is the biggest dumbass ever actually #nandermo #nandor x guillermo #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #guillermo my beloved #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #damn these bitches gay #good for them

[im-echolocating]

Promo frame from the upcoming episode “Hybrid Creatures”

#MY GIRL MY GAL #MY WIFE #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nadja of antipaxos #natasia demetriou #tash demetriou #wwdits fx #nadja #laszlo cravensworth #nandor the relentless #she can hit me with that #I can also hit her if she wants

[tapiocats]

Jealous of whom, Nandor ?

#his voice says I married Marwa but his body language says Guillermo is my wife #wwdits s4 #wwdits spoilers #nandermo #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #marwa what we do in the shadows #justice for marwa #what we do in the shadows #fanart #wwdits fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #wwdits #congratulations for reading the tags here #they are wearing spare panera bread apron that Guillermo kept just in case #Nandor is STILL looking for excuses to touch Guillermo lol #shadowsart

[brainrotrelief]

Talked to a cishet man about What We Do In The Shadows the other day and felt genuinely insane.

I told him Nandor and Guillermo better kiss in the last season and he went “What??? That’s a ship??? There’s no way that’s a ship lol”

My man, were we watching the same show???

#hello??? #guillermo literally said my nandor??? #and nandor’s wife kised guillermo’s face repeatedly after she started liking everything nandor liked??? #like??? #are you dumb??? #don’t answer that #no media literacy for the straights #not to be straightphobic but #straight people are fucking weird #and pretty dumb #wwdits #nandermo #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandor and guillermo #nandor x guillermo #straight people #what we do in the shadows

[johnnyhatesducks]

Wife doodle 💖

#nandor the relentless #nandor the relentless fanart #nandor de laurentis #what we do in the shadows show #wwdits #i love my wife so much #wife may be a 761 year old otoman warrior #she is just a teenage girl okay #my art 👽