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"who fell first who fell harder" i actually need them both to be down horrendously bad for each other. hope that helps

#wwdits #nandermo

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may your 2024 be vampiric and homoerotic

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nandor flying to outer space to impress guillermo

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baby's first pride | WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS SEASON FIVE

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Is this not like half how it went down?

“Mom…Dad…I’m…” “Gay? We know sweetheart. And we still love yo—-“ “No I’m—“ “Trans too? Oh don’t worry dear we always kind of knew…” “No for the love of god I’ve been turned into a vampire!!”

#guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #wwdits #nandermo #what we do in the shadows #lazlo cravensworth #nadja of antipaxos #nandor and his boyfriend #jackie daytona #nadja my good lady wife

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This is so lazlo coded

In my science era. cells and stuff

#lazlo cravensworth #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nadja of antipaxos #nandor and his boyfriend #jackie daytona #nadja my good lady wife

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⬆️ The Guillermo frogs vs what probably would be the Lazlo frogs

#wwdits s5 #lazlo cravensworth #guillermo de la cruz #nadja of antipaxos #nandermo #nandor the bitchless #nandor the relentless #sean rinaldi #frogs

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Idk if anyone has had this idea yet but…in case no one has

I don’t know if this will make sense but I’m horny in a mentally ill, asexual, religious trauma kinda way.

#guillermo de la cruz #wwdits #nandor the relentless #nandermo #what we do in the shadows #nandor and his boyfriend #jackie daytona #lazlo cravensworth #nadja of antipaxos #nadja my good lady wife

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Real 🫡🫡🫡

The Baron saying “wampires” reblog if you agree

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Awww wait

hello everyone

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wwdits + textposts pt.6? i think?? (nandor)

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wwdits + textposts pt.1 (nandor edition)

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Sean referring to Guillermo as “Nandor’s boyfriend” will wake me up from a dead sleep in the best way possible sometimes

#wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nadja of antipaxos #lazlo cravensworth #nandermo #nadja my good lady wife #what we do in the shadows #nandor and his boyfriend #jackie daytona #sean rinaldi #cute #i ship these two so hard

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It's so funny to hear straight people™ talk about WWDITS like "it's about vampires. It's so stupid but funny. It's all dark humor. But it's sooooo stupid. And this one vampire has a big fat guy as his familiar but he won't turn him into a vampire" like GIRL that is Guillermo our beloved and he is Nandor's BOYFRIEND

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UPDATED MY FAMILIAR’S GHOST POSTER!

The comic has changed a lot since its inception, and since Dolly became such an integral character and we’ve now met vampire Guillermo, I really wanted to re-do it! So here we are!! You can even get a print/sticker/shirt/etc on RedBubble if it strikes your fancy!

Confused? Check out the comic from the beginning!!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: In the style of a movie poster. Ghost Guillermo, wearing that same sweater and a ghostly tail instead of legs, takes up the center of the frame, glowing in hues of blue, green, and purple. He has a translucent black cloak over his shoulders, tugging the hem close with his left hand, and is holding the forefinger of the right to his open lips in a shushing gesture. Behind him in the top right is the vampire residence at a low dramatic angle, lights and windows glowing as lightning strikes the sky beyond. Just below are busts of: the Guide with an indulgent smile, hands clasped together at her chest; Stu in a gas station work polo, giving a little wave with an awkward grin; Lilith with a dazzling if slightly crazy-eyed smile, looking over her shoulder with her hand poised dramatically upon it; and Derek in a gas station work polo, looking up at Ghost Guillermo with some trepidation. In the top left is a close up of Vampire Guillermo from below, wearing the same dress shirt spattered with blood, far side of his face set in deep shadow and chin held up in superiority as one glowing orange eye stares down at his ghostly self. They are all lit by the greenish-blue glow from ghost Guillermo. At the bottom, Nadja, Dolly, Laszlo, Colin Robinson, and Nandor stand waist-up in a row looking up at Ghost Guillermo. Nadja is slightly open-mouthed and less concerned than she probably should be, holding Dolly in the crook of one arm. Dolly is looking up with a similar expression, porcelain hand laid on top of Laszlo's on her knee. Laszlo, body turned completely to face his wife, has his head turned toward the viewer with a pinched expression, his eyes not on Guillermo but looking toward Colin at his back. Colin looks uncertain, frowning up at Guillermo with a laptop clutched to his chest with both arms. Nandor looks distraught and worried, wringing his hands together as he stares up at Guillermo. They are all lit in the same greenish-blue glow. The tagline is written in ghostly blue: “moving out… doesn’t mean moving on!”, and the title is listed at the bottom in dripping red font: “My Familiar’s Ghost”. At the bottom further ghostly blue text reads “a wwdits season 5 au” and “created by beansprean”. /end ID

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Real 😭

my favourite tv shows are so called comedies which smash your soul into a billion pieces and stab you in the back with heartbreak