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geonij31 · 8 months

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Han has a rap sheet that could wrap around the Death Star twice- Leia is only just becoming bc familiar with the arm of the “law”

I just realized I never posted this here I only posted it on Instagram what is wrong with me.

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rozugold · 5 months

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The horrors…. They’re upon me… (I’ve gotta make character refs)

#I really thought I could avoid them forever #but alas #comics take so much longer to make when I don’t know what the character looks like #who would’ve thunk #rozu thoughts

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robiinurheart33 · 11 hours

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Hear me out

John “I’m invisible” Mactavish

Simon “Everyone’s looking at me” Riley

First and foremost, Soap is a soldier. That’s what the army and everyone sees him as. He knows he’s expandable and easily replaced.

His personality isn’t to fault either. It’s not his fault that his personality would just be compatible with other soldiers. They’re all the same. Carbon copy. If you took a picture of Soap’s friends and another picture of a random group of soldiers all laughing together, it’s basically look the same but with a mohawk wielding idiot in the centre.

Soap’s dispensable as a fucking paper cup. If he died tomorrow Price would probably find another demolitions expert that doesn’t know how to shut his fucking hole the next day.

Soap doesn’t know if he’s grateful or annoyed that he’s so replaceable. It’s basically saying that his life doesn’t even matter in the face of everything. That no matter what, his death won’t leave a single mark in the army. Which, fair, they do have a lot of soldiers, but the parasites in soap beg to be special. It sickens him down to his core. He’s no better than any other pain in the ass, run of the mill ballsy solider. It’s demeaning, it makes him feel useless, like he doesn’t matter.

It’s horrible.

Ghost is special.

He’s, quite literally, one of a kind. He’s been to Tartarus and lived to see another day. Both a myth and a legend that’s whispered among the barracks.

If the demeaning skull mask didn’t make it clear enough, ghost was not made to be normal. It was etched into his bones and soaked into his skin.

He will never, ever in his life be normal.

It kills him, metaphorically.

For all the people that are stupid enough to approach him they’re lucky to not be thinking about him lurking in the darkness months from the encounter. He’s a big motherfucker, and he knows it. Always fills up a bit too much space in the room. He looms and sucks out the light out of everything like a screwed up version of a black hole. It draws people to him too, like he didn’t have enough problems to deal with on a day to day basis.

He wants it off. Most men with egos higher than their IQ would bask in the shine, but unfortunately Ghost is too self aware to find anything of the sort. If he had the ability to he would just rip his mask off and melt into the shadows but his face is even scarier than the mask. It’s more frustrating than anything, and on the bad days it bubbles and boils over, threatening to explode to any who still don’t know when to quit.

It’s horrible.

#this is a bittt longer than it was supposed to be #oops #I rlly need to write a new troupe for soap this is so bad LOL #subversive headcanons who???#me throwing my irl problems to my comfort characters #who would’ve thunk #stay safe out there guys #robs ramblings #call of duty #john soap mactavish #ghoap #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap

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booksandpaperss · 1 year

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i can’t decide if I like prince Mike + bodyguard/mage Will or Prince Will + knight bodyguard Mike more so you guys are in luck bc I’ve started WIPs for both! Woo!

#one is way more angsty #who would’ve thunk #I’m gonna finish one of these in time for the fantasy AU hype if it’s the last things I do #byler #byler tumblr #elli’s writing

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bungletheglasscat · 1 year

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Yesterday was not a great day. Why? Dunno. I didn’t do much, but I listened to an audio book, watched a movie, and made tremendous progress on my crochet project.

Today, I forced myself to shower. And then to hang the laundry to dry. And then to make my bed and then—because the rest of my room looked disastrous in comparison—to tidy up a bit. And by then I had worked up an appetite, so I had lunch (at a fairly reasonable hour, I might add. Not entirely typical for me). And you know what?

Today was a much better day.

#it turns out that taking care of The Tasks is often the same as taking care of yourself #you mean being responsible makes me feel better??#sounds fake but okay #it also turns out that I am capable of holding myself accountable #even WITHOUT external structure to my day!!#who would’ve thunk #now if only I would write that email I’ve been putting off for weeks…#bungle’s life

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redhotarsenic · 10 months

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Local man forgets to drink anything other than two cups of coffee the entire day and subsequently feels like his head is in a vice

#who would’ve thunk #that drinking water #makes you feel Not Bad?#wow!

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ratcready · 1 year

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omg the thought of hearing fresh MacCready content makes me want to Cry

#sorry i’m king to be incohreeebt #going #what the fuckkkk #macmacmacmacmcacmcacmcamcmcamcmacmac #who would’ve thunk #after 8 (?) years ???? fresh fo4 content ???????#with so many of them repurisi f their roles ????????????#even nora ?????????#nick valentine ?????????#AND DEACON #AAHHHH #LITERAKKY WVERYONE #god i want to replay fo4 again #also there no porter gage which yeah make sense ig but can u imagine #HAHAHAHA