they might have genuinely been drunk and high and over-caffeinated and overdosing when writing the nero and sporus scene because i'm rewatching it and what the FUCK was the point of it if not the most insane declaration of deep homosexual love ever displayed on television
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My son keeps bringing gifts home from school.
They are incredibly thoughtful little handmade things from girls he only kind of knows (he forgets names).
I asked if they are all from girls, because I am nosy, and he saw right through my question.
"Mom, please, boys also think I'm sexy."
And now I'm wondering if bisexuality is a gene and did I pass it on? Or is he just incredibly confident and I am broken and don't know what self-esteem looks like...
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i unfortunately had a slightly embarrassing hookup last night! but! he whimpered when i kissed his neck so. i win.
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I would like to use your discharge as mayonnaise for my sandwich
if you want me to delete my tumblr just say it
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I am continuing to watch Hermitcraft season 6 and the more i watch the more i am tempted to make Mumbo Violence compilation or something, like, they do not call him Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo for nothing. Do not let this polite british voice distract you.
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SAUSAGE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
i refuse to believe that this man doesn’t know what he’s doing, AND HOW TF DID HE KEEP A STRAIGHT VOICE WHILE SAYING IT OUT LOUD WTF
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My younger sister said that my writing "avenges Maya Angelo" and I was so stunned by the compliment that I didn't care that she called me slightly stupid seconds later.
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I jerk off thinking about your husband
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throwback to the time i mistook someones i dont like girls as gay but it was actually just misogyny
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