#who is going into the blender jail. there are no blades i promise but i am getting a paper. it is an oversized cup.

[skeetlehand]

Hello bestie I see your adversion to answering the "what is your fav troll question" and by context clues I'm going with Gamzee bc

A. He do the murder many a time

B. He be gay; have you seen how he acts around Tavros

Ergo your fav Homestuck troll is Gamzee peace I'm out *mic drop*

actually i was beeing funky about it all to mess with prinny. i guess my actual favorite would be the big sweaty guy but probably mostly for the fact that he is tall. i think i could shake half the cast in a salt shaker, stare at the rest, and put one of them in a blender. i dont really have favorites.

but you can guess which one is going into blender jail.

#skeetle answers #yes it is the homestuck #yeah i cant believe im answerin this but wawoo i guess #whats funny is i kinda. mostly have fandom osmosised all of this ok i am not a certified homestuck. i think. #but like. its obvious #who is going into the blender jail. there are no blades i promise but i am getting a paper. it is an oversized cup. #i mean i do but really its like a rotating cast(e haha pun) of favorites #sometimes itll be big horse guy and then sometimes the hipster and then sometimes- #gonna be honest i dont think gamzee makes the cut. hes funny in the comic but as a whole im just. why do you do these things man. #i dont understand him enough for me to get all of his nuances or whatever tbh hes a funny little (long) guy i g #okay enough from me #wawoo