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funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

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#prev 💀 #skeetle reblogs

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some1 sent me a message abt 1 of my fics and im going to cry (happily) waugh

#... i should. update it. the thing is. halfwritten #the people waiting for me to update r suffering for a year now #sobs

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hey no you can still click directly to reblogs you just cant hit the blogs name. you have to hit the space around it

this area. if you hover over it it gives a visual cue and you are sent to the reblog. if you hit the user it sends you to their blog directly

#first cockring now hitboxes? #imma pack my hobo bindle and go straight to hell might as well #skeetle reblogs #:skull emoji:

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@the-neighborhood-rando

shout out to @voidofsp-ace for giving me this idea I had to draw it

#i just thought you should see this #hehe #skeetle reblogs #splatoon

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what kind of beautiful is the person you rbed this from?

#surprisingly forest vibes. i thinks its all the snakes /hj (aff) #ehehehe #skeetle reblogs

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Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

#agree with the above #consider: people who r afraid of dogs in public parks #ever since i moved to college er... the various parks around campus r full of unleashed dogs #and those walkable roads r NARROW ...and personally im a little afraid of excitable dogs #ok not a little afraid BIG afraid. i like a good pupper just not one that runs up to me. im very short and easily knockoverable #and there are signs but like. apparently people really like having unleashed dogs or something #skeetle reblogs

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it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

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Tommy and Friend

#augh augh colors #skeetle reblogs #dsmp tommy

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im goin g to kiss women and prove yuo worng.

autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.

#dear ender #why hast thou adopted my letter format. perhaps thee finds me inspiring #ps. why is this post focusing on me gayness when we should be looking at you the originator of all of this #for your next trick yuour going to give prinny a. hug. horrendous. then ill die from exposure to radiation #with love lex #skeetle reblogs

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dont come for me likwe that. or else ill quadrant shift to straighjt. sniff

autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.

#dear ender #i hope this message puts you out of your lunch #with love; lex #/j #skeetle reblogs

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gay? on my dash? more likely than you think

autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.

#stares at you two judgingly. yuh uh. #skeetle reblogs #sniff

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if you've gone on one then add in the tags

#i died laughing at the options what the hell is with 4< ahahahaha #i think sending your 10 yo out into the world with their fresh caught electric rat is the standard though yeah. #with their living income derived from beating other peoples animals #facing fearsome foes such as miserable salary men on their way home to the wife. old nanas. various gang members themed and unthemed. #sounds about right #and of course their neighbor kid who hates/and or wants to beat them (pre gen 5) or is friendly competion for Pokemon Governer (post gen 6) #ahhhh remember the days when your rival was a douche who wouldnt even spit on you if you were on fire. <insert new gen boomer joke> #skeetle reblogs

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jeff the tiller's crops are green and flourishing today

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#jerma985 #yeah #skeetle reblogs

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And they were pier-mates!!

Happy MerMay

#i LOVE the colors and the artstyle its so mmmmmmm.eats it. #skeetle reblogs

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#LMAO? #poll time